ok, so i'm on here to meet new friends that i can kick around town with. nothing serious, no dating, just friends.

i don't think i could fully explain to you what i am in an assortment of 26 arranged characters, so i'm just gonna ramble a little bit

my name is joe

i laugh on the inside when i hear an original chuck norris joke

i'm a very blunt person, my friends love me....my friend's friends HATE ME. i'm not necessarily rude, but, i choose not to dull my thoughts down before i speak them.

i'm obnoxiously spontaneous

i listen to music all day everyday, and i play a ton of instruments and know quite a bit of music theory. so i'll decide whether to hang out with you or not based on music and movies (that may sound shallow but you can tell a lot about a person from what he/she likes).

staying in shape is very important to me i workout 5 times a week (not to brag or sound like a meat-head, it just makes me feel good and it's healthy)

it drives me crazy when people say they "like to have fun". FUN IS FUN, FUN WILL ALWAYS BE FUN WHEN HAVING FUN. also, people that say OH MY GAWWWWWWWWWD-ah make me want to off myself.

i like to speak in a fake accent when talking to cashiers at the grocery store

any time there are people dancing i do the robot

i have 2 trademark dance moves "the epilepsy" and "the parkinsons"

when i get bored i grow a mustache

I've lived in florida about 90% of my life and i moved back here january of this year, i now live off of hiawatha in a house that is literally 100 years old with a couple roommates.

currently trying to get a job as an EMT, ER Tech, or Firefighter. starting school again in january to finish getting my paramedic license, in the meantime i work full time at a warehouse, part time doing construction, and training for boxing and firefighting

learning new instruments, getting people out of their comfort zone, rock climbing, boxing, soccer, looking like i'm in good shape when the opposite sex is around. having audio intercourse with the ladies at a show and making musical babies in their bellies. sounding like a pervert on a dating website. acting like a badass at work (i work with nothing but dudes, and it's a very "alpha-male" environment). freestyle rappin in my bundies

being good at being really good

how awesome i am.

books- the bible (i find it to be very interesting)

movies- (in no particular order) The Thing (remake and original), Tombstone, Grosse Point Blank, Aliens, Pineapple Express, Thumbsucker, The Squid and The Whale, Chumscrubber, District 9, The Life Aquatic, The Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore, Les Miserables, Oldboy, Lars and The Real Girl, Waking Life

music- Sonic Youth , Zoo Animal, Radiohead, Queens Of The Stone Age , Them Crooked Vultures , Eagles Of Death Metal , Desert Sessions, The Ramones, F.E.A.R., The Casualties, Minus The Bear , Mstrkrft , Late Of The Pier, Bloody Beetroots, Every Time I Die, Maylene And The Sons Of Disaster , Justice , MGMT, Electric Six, The Toadies ((only their new stuff), Wu-Tang Clan James Brown ...and many more (nothing that requires a cowboy hat)

tv- It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Sons Of Anarchy, Weeds, Dexter, Seinfeld, Community, ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT, Breaking Bad

food- sushi, anything organic, beef lo mein...i like a lot of different foods

my guitars, my bike, my sense of humor, my horrible decision making skills and the interesting events that occur because of my decisions, eggnog, the brand VANS

riffs and beats and mixing

if i could beat jesus in an armwrestling match, i bet he was pretty skinny, and he didn't excercise much.

if he would use his magic to cheat

working til late...then kickin it with a couple o' chaps and chapettes at my place of residence

if i get off early i'm probably catching a show if anyone good is playing or going to a get-together

is that my friends don't know i am on this site DON'T TELL THEM.

i flash my roommates when i get out of the shower and then call them gay haha i think it's funny. not that it's bad to be gay, i have awesome gay friends, but penis' are funny (what's the plural form of penis? is it penii like with octopus and octopi?)

IF YOU ABHOR NICKELBACK, CREED, 3 DOORS DOWN, ICP, DISTURBED, AND ALL THE PEOPLE WHO LISTEN TO THAT KIND OF STUFF..............IT'S ABSOLUTE SHIT!