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bikerx1013

60 M Jackson Heights, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 49–60
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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First: I shaved. No moustache! As Monty Python used to say, "And now for something completely different." Do you get the feeling that on-line dating is like the plot from "Groundhog Day?" If you understand what I'm talking about, read on. I am pragmatic in my philosophy about dating on-line. I was told that trying to find somebody on-line is like trying to find a needle in a haystack. Well, aren't we all like those needles, just waiting to be found by the right pair of hands? The real challenge as I see it, is finding the RIGHT needle for the life you want to sew together. Can it happen? Perhaps. Let's find out together. And, oh, FYI. If you took the time to read my profile, and were nice enough to write, I will write you back. It's the courteous and polite thing to do. Don't you agree? So, moving forward: I feel comfortable in my own skin, as I've tried others, and mine seems to fit better. I can't tell if the glass is 1/2 full or 1/2 empty, because I'm drinking from my kid's old sippee cups. My ex got the fine crystal. I am also an evolved man, as my knuckles barely scrape the ground when I walk. If you have grown weary visiting other profiles, and think a sense of humor is important, then perhaps you can be the Mrs. Upjohn to my Rufus T Firefly, Or the Mrs. Teasdale to my Dr. Hackenbush. And if you have no idea what I'm talking about, I 'd be happy to educate you. So many of the ladies' profiles I've read are so negative, i.e. "I'm not interested in you if you………" Let's start off right and be POSITIVE!!!! SO PLEASE get in touch with me if, most importantly, if under college, you did not write, "after high school." AND: 1. You didn't list 'babysitter' as your occupation. 2. You didn't tell your parents you were going to die because they wouldn't let you see Justin Bieber. 3. My sons wont be interested in you more than I. 4. You didn't t learn about Viet Nam from your travel agent or in history class. 5. You know who Abbie Hoffman, Arlo Guthrie and Moe, Larry and Curly are. 6. You know what culottes are. 7. You know who said, "Right here, on our stage tonight, the wunnerful Topo Gigio." 8. If I don't have to be immunized and check international traveler advisories if we want to visit. 9. Our friends will see us together and not feel morally compelled to contact Children's Protective Services. 11. You read MOST of this without the aid of a dictionary or translator. 12. You have a love/hate relationship with "It's a Small World." 13. You don't stick your chewing gum under the table before eating. 14. You have a winter coat and don't hibernate. 15. You have smiled at least once so far. I would love to spend the rest of my life with a very witty and affectionate lady with a really, really good sense of humor, and likes banter. I am truly a nice guy who is housebroken, puts the seat down, will continue to open doors for you after our first date. I am very happy, well adjusted, won't bash his ex-wife, will send you flowers and greeting cards for no reason, likes to hold hands,will make you dinner and do the dishes, rub your neck and back when you come home from work, cuddle, is empathic, doesn't watch sports on TV and really knows how to listen and communicate. Skiers and or SCUBA divers: YIPPEEE!!!
DISCLOSURE: I ski. A lot!! I 'm proud of my adult sons who are studying to be doctors, so there's no diaper changing. I think. If your woman's intuition is whispering to you there is potential here, then don't be shy! Let me know. I'm just a dumb guy and can't make the connection that because you viewed my profile you are now waiting for me to make the first move. Special offer: FOR A LIMITED TIME: RECEIVE A FREE GIFT ON OUR FIRST DATE. EVEN IF YOU DECIDE NOT TO KEEP ME, KEEP THE FREE GIFT! Thanks for reading.
What I’m doing with my life
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Kayaking, hiking, exploring Costa Rica and the Everglades, trips to the zoo and Vermont. Visiting museums, boardwalks and just ralaxing. I'm looking for somebody who enjoys these things as much as I do.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making you smile and laugh. making you dinner before you come home from work (and doing the dishes), giving you a neck and back rub, Holding hands, cuddling, building fires, communicating, listening, getting lost and not asking directions, trying to be a nice guy, making you feel safe, secure and happy. And not being like the "other guys."
The first things people usually notice about me
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My observational humor, as in, I've noticed "OK Cupid" has the largest gathering of 59 year old women in any demographic setting in the world, that I'm divorced and NOT angry and bitter and friends with my ex, and that I'm just a big kid who's looking for a partner to play with and grow old together.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
From Alan Sherman to the Alan parsons project. From Dan Fogelberg, to Steely Dan, From wizard of oz to team America. From. Equis to Book of Mormon. Any food EXCEPT anything that is moving, may double as bait or is eaten by Andrew Zimern on "bizarre foods"
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
(in no order:) Skiing, affection, Disneyworld, my sons, Vermont,
winter,my motorcycle, a lady I care about, the ability to count.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how internet dating reminds me of the movie "Groundhog Day." For those of you who know what I'm talking about, we probably think alike. Email me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Living life on the edge, like washing colors with whites.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wonder what the chances are you will find me and I will find you.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You really are an affectionate witty lady who lives in a proximal zip code, (ie, we dont need an airline to bring us together) you aren't 30 years younger than I and do not reside in Alabama or Indonesia, you listed your real age without caveats, you won't cry if you break a nail having fun, you won't go"eewwww!!" at the sight of a steak, you would consider playing in an arcade a date under some conditions, you were touched by the love in the "Honeymooners," and if in your heart you truly want to have a relationship with a kind and caring guy who will do all he can to make you happy and feel loved. AND FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY: RECEIVE A FREE GIFT ON OUR 1ST DATE. AND EVEN IF YOU DECIDE NOT TO KEEP ME, KEEP THE GIFT!! (I watch too much late night TV)