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bikes-n-roses

50 M Woodside, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:09pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Other (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
So. It's between me and a shirtless guy, huh?

Look. I'm weird. Seriously. You sure you're ready for me?
I actually like affection and communication.
In NYC that's considered a fetish.

When I was younger, dating was easier. You met someone you liked and you hung out together. There was no pressure, no agenda.
Relationships had time to breathe.

Well I'm still like that. But unfortunately alot of women aren't anymore. This is about enjoying time together, building trust and sharing affection.

Be open. Give a relationship some time to breathe.

I come from the planet Jew. Sarcasm and humor is the language of my people.
I look like the Jewish Wolverine if you like that sort of thing.
A little edgy and adventurous. I smell good.
I'm an autodidact. A Lite-Brite scholar.
Sangfroid and liberal. Tea party=no, Coffee party=yes.

I don't get to use the word 'Sangfroid' much so you're gonna have to remind me what it means.

I'm indulgent. Mischievous. Enthusiastic. I like reciprocation. I'm young at heart. I get pegged for 'Mid-30's.'

And can we not put so much into the Myers-Briggs thing? They're only a personal evaluation tool, they don't determine or predict compatibility.
Let me know when they invent an SNA (selfish narcissistic asshole) or LSD (lying sociopathic douchebag) test and then we can talk.

Until then, meeting up, getting drunk together and sharing flirtatious glances and innuendos is still history's foolproof method.

“Disappointment came to me,
and booted me,
and bruised and hurt me,
but that's how people grow up.”

-Morrissey

Show me your scars and I'll show you mine.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm doing what I've been born to do: Fix things. My grandfather was a pinball machine mechanic back in his Olde Tyme New York day, so it's a legacy and a passion.
I fix computers and networks for the Big Bucks but it's just a product of my hunger to know how everything works. I'm innately and insatiably inquisitive. I'm an inveterate tinkerer with a garage full of customized bicycles.

I'm also famous for
-Inventing Occam's shaving cream.
-Baking Ezra Pound cake.
-Grilling Francis Bacon Cheeseburgers.
-Cleaning Schrödinger's litterbox.
-Feeding the Llamas, Lorenzo and Salvador Dali
...And maybe giving you some Mao Tse Tongue.

I got my Poetic License when I was 16. I failed it the first time when I used the word 'Sangfroid' trying to backpedal out of an enjambment.

Devoting my time and energy to making everywhere I go a happier place. And succeeding gloriously.
I feel it's important to give back and leave the world a better place than you found it.

Photographer.
Randonneur.
Raconteur.
Mecanique.
Bon Vivant.

I believe in the Holy Trinity of style: Argyle, Paisley and Wingtips.

Lately I have been seriously considering bicycling across country. I have the means. I have the time. Maybe you've been thinking too?

I also drive an old pink Geo Tracker. With flower stickers.
I'm mentioning this because if you're looking for someone into status who drives a BMW or Mercedes or Lexus etc. I'm definitely not your guy.
I warned you.
I’m really good at
Reading the innuendo in everything.
Building your anticipation.

I believe people bond not from their positive experiences but over their adversity.

Everyone has baggage. It's how you carry it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I've been told I 'Ooze an earthy sensuality.' That was my favorite.

My glass is overflowing and I'm going to spill some on you. And then slowly lick it off.
Let that percolate.

Not looking or acting my age. Yes my photos are current, within the past 6 months.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Yes I love music. Don't we all?
But what does it matter if I list it? I mean, I love Radiohead, but that only means we wouldn't kill each other in a car for 6 hours.

BUT if you're going to squeeze me (and I hope you will) for one, I'll tell you: Mazzy Star and Hope Sandoval crafted about as perfect songs as you could ever imagine in the entire universe. You can drive to them, drink to them, meditate to them, cuddle to them, and love to them.

Look: Instead of us comparing music tastes, I want you to tell me what certain music means in your life. What were you listening to during your last breakup? What do you associate with? Who do you feel relates to you?

During mine, I always end up back at Beck's Sea Change and WhipSmart by Liz Phair. My Autumn soundtrack to watch the leaves fall is Neil Young's Harvest and After The Gold Rush.
The six things I could never do without
How about what you can't do without?
Multiple orgasms better be one of them.

Coffee
Dark chocolate
Bicycles
Cameras
More coffee
Internetz
Patchouli
All-leather hockey gloves
Red leather couches
My pink Jazz bass
My magenta Geo tracker
Irish cream in my coffee
Road trips
Bike trips
Making out in unexpected places
Groping
Goosebumps
Hand holding
You texting me how much you want me and telling me what you want me to do to you
Taking me shopping then innocently asking me whether I like something you're trying on by pulling me into the dressing room with you and smiling mischievously...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I'm a guy, what do you think? When is my next nap?

Why so many women here claim how adventurous and spontaneous they are, willing to jump from planes and cliffs and bungees, eating insects and innards in foreign countries, but putting a profile on a dating site is embarrassing?

How all the NYC singles aren't crashing into each other en masse at Machu Picchu.

Is every female teacher in NYC single?
On a typical Friday night I am
After a vigorous testosterone-infused few hours of roller hockey at the park, I come home, shower, put Joao Gilberto/Stan Getz on Pandora in my lounge and fire up the barbecue on my front porch. Then I invite over some intimate company, settle down with a beer and rustle up some burgers while my cats keep a lookout for the neighborhood dogs.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've never had a sex-change operation.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–99
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
-You're maybe self-conscious and weird too and feel like an 'outsider' sometimes. You are introspective occasionally but you're nonetheless happy with existence, and it still blows you away to think about how wonderful life is.

-You want to help me build a one-hole mini-golf course in my backyard. I'm in the market for an old windmill or large kitschy fixture. Anything but the clown.

-You want to go to the Creationist Museum. Ironically of course.
I'm totally intrigued now after someone slipped those questions in.

If you were brave enough to be vulnerable, open yourself up and fill out the profile, thank you. Despite the light humor, I really take this seriously. It pisses me off to see empty profiles and photos wearing sunglasses.

-You're a person before a woman. I don't believe women should be shamefully labeled for having the same desires men do. I'm looking for something connected and meaningful, more than casual. ggg. Enduring. Indulgent. Enthusiastic.
My longest romantic relationship was ten years. I enjoy togetherness, however you'd like to define it.

P.S. I read your profile.