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99 Woodside, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Mar 2
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), Other (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So. It's between me and a shirtless guy, huh?

I come from the planet Jew. Sarcasm and humor is the language of my people.

A little edgy and adventurous.
I'm an autodidact. A Lite-Brite scholar.
Sangfroid and liberal. Tea party=no, Coffee party=yes.

I'm indulgent. Open. Mischievous. Enthusiastic. I like reciprocation.

Sometimes I miss my friend's animals and pets more than my friends.

I eschew all organized religion.
I don't believe in traditional gender roles, but I get them. Our entire culture is based on them, like it or not.
I take responsibility.

I enjoy affection and communication.
In NYC that's considered a fetish.

“Disappointment came to me,
and booted me,
and bruised and hurt me,
but that's how people grow up.”

What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm doing what I've been born to do: Fix things. My grandfather was a pinball machine mechanic back in his Olde Tyme New York day, so it's a legacy and a passion.
I fix computers and networks for the Big Bucks but it's just a product of my hunger to know how everything works. I'm innately and insatiably inquisitive. I'm an inveterate tinkerer with a garage full of customized bicycles. (more than a few.)
I could use a riding partner every so often.

I'm funding a startup that rents babies and puppies and white capes and horses to single men.

I'm also famous for
-Inventing Occam's shaving cream.
-Baking Ezra Pound cake.
-Grilling Francis Bacon Cheeseburgers.
-Cleaning Schrödinger's litterbox.
-Feeding the Llamas, Lorenzo and Salvador Dali
...And maybe giving you some Mao Tse Tongue.

Bon Vivant.

I believe in the Holy Trinity of style: Argyle, Paisley and Wingtips.

I also drive an old pink Geo Tracker covered in flower stickers. Because I'm comfortable with my sexuality.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Thriving in NYC.

Corny double-entendres.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been told I 'Ooze an earthy sensuality.' That was my favorite.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Yes I love music. Don't we all?
But what does it matter if I list it? I mean, I love Radiohead, but that only means we wouldn't kill each other in a car for 6 hours.

BUT if you're going to squeeze me (and I hope you will) for one, I'll tell you: Mazzy Star and Hope Sandoval crafted about as perfect songs as you could ever imagine in the entire universe. You can drive to them, drink to them, meditate to them, cuddle to them, and love to them.

Look: Instead of us comparing music tastes, I want you to tell me what certain music means in your life. What were you listening to during your last breakup? What do you associate with? Who do you feel relates to you?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
How about what you can't do without?

Dark chocolate
More coffee
Leather hockey gloves
Red leather couches
My pink Jazz bass
My magenta Geo tracker
Irish cream in my coffee
Road trips
Bike trips
Making out in unexpected places
Hand holding
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm a guy, what do you think? When is my next nap?

Why so many women here claim how adventurous and spontaneous they are, willing to jump from planes and cliffs and bungees, eating insects and innards in foreign countries, but putting a profile on a dating site is embarrassing?

How all the NYC singles aren't crashing into each other en masse at Machu Picchu.

Is every female teacher in NYC single?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Increasingly enjoying my 'alone' time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've never had a sex-change operation.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You're maybe self-conscious and weird too and feel like an 'outsider' sometimes. You are introspective occasionally but you're nonetheless happy with existence, and it still blows you away to think about how wonderful life is.

-You want to help me build a one-hole mini-golf course in my backyard. I'm in the market for an old windmill or large kitschy fixture. Anything but the clown.

-You want to go to the Creationist Museum. Ironically of course.
I'm totally intrigued now after someone slipped those questions in.

If you were brave enough to be vulnerable, open yourself up and fill out the profile, thank you. I read it and I appreciate it.

-You're a person before a woman. I don't believe women should be shamefully labeled for having the same desires men do. I'm maybe looking for something connected and meaningful, more than casual. ggg. Enduring. Indulgent. Enthusiastic.