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bikesnbikes

28 Florence, OR Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.58m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm visiting Florence from Portland.
Let's smoke weed and make out?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a freelance writer, I make art, ride bikes, hang out with my dogs, party, engage in deep conversations, pursue academics; it's a life full of lollipops and wonder.

I lift, bro.

Currently on a kickball team and training to run the Rock n Roll half in May. Run is a loose term. I jog. It's a soft J. Also, I'm on a GISHWHES team.

I really really want to join the Hash House Harriers so if you do that you should message me. I also want to get involved in the Portland comedy scene, so ditto on that as well.
http://www.oregonhhh.org
http://pdxcomedyblog.com
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I've been told I am not a good girlfriend because I give too much head.

What I mean is: sometimes when I've had too much to drink I'll want to do something special for my boyfriend.

However, since I'm drunk, I'll forget to tip the glass and then the beer has waaaay too much head on it.

I'm really good at telling jokes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Cornbread, squats and lunges got me looking thick n true.

Also, I'd much rather wear Vans than heels 100% of the time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I think it is very difficult to fill out this section without making a bunch of lists.

My library card gets a workout.
Infinite Jest
May We Be Forgiven
House of Leaves
Cat's Cradle (anything by Vonnegut)
Absalom, Absalom! (most Faulkner)
All Salinger
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?
Comic books
Currently reading How Fiction Works, the comic Preacher, and The Brothers Karamazov

OG Willy Wonka, Nymphomanic, Wes Anderson movies, Coen Brothers movies, lotsa Netflix, documentaries

Arrested Development and Sunny. Anything with Jon Benjamin. Broad City is a new favorite.

New Navy
Spoon
ANR
Schoolboy Q
Converge
Kishi Bashi
Fannypack
Hot Chip
Joey Bada$$
Every Time I Die
Local Natives
Bas
Wu-Tang

Burgers. Pizza. Breakfast foods. Thai. Indian. Lebanese. Greek. Everything.
https://www.faygo.com/Recipes.aspx
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I want a cold beer
2 packs of ramen
6 Oreos, it's nothin
Goddamn.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
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On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having a stiff one. 😮
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a moderator on this site.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you agree that popcorn and wine is an acceptable dinner.

If you wanna pop n lock with me on the dance floor.

If you love BBQ ribs.

If you have a neck tattoo, a hipster mullet, or a dirty, pencil-thin mustache and wanna party.