And that my hair is grayer than your dad's pubes.
I've got all the supplies for a rainbow party 💄🦄
My library card gets a workout.
May We Be Forgiven
House of Leaves
Cat's Cradle (anything by Vonnegut)
Absalom, Absalom! (most Faulkner)
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?
OG Willy Wonka, Nymphomanic, Wes Anderson movies, Coen Brothers movies, lotsa Netflix, documentaries
Arrested Development and Sunny. Anything with Jon Benjamin. Broad City, Fargo (especially season 2 so far).
Every Time I Die
Burgers. Pizza. Breakfast foods. Thai. Indian. Lebanese. Greek. Everything.
2 packs of ramen
6 Oreos, it's nothin
If you agree that popcorn and wine is an acceptable dinner.
If you wanna pop n lock with me on the dance floor.
If you love BBQ ribs.
If you have a neck tattoo, a hipster mullet, or a dirty, pencil-thin mustache and wanna party.