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bikesnbikes

27 F Portland, OR

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.58m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If you aren't willing to share needles I'm not interested.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have some college degrees, but like everyone in Portland I'm not doing what I thought I would be.

I am a freelance writer, I make art, ride bikes, hang out with my dogs, party, engage in deep conversations, pursue academics; it's a life full of lollipops and wonder.

I lift, bro.

My bicycle wheels have a theme song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6Q4s_ZdvAQ
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I've been told I am not a good girlfriend because I give too much head.

What I mean is: sometimes when I've had too much to drink I'll want to do something special for my boyfriend.

However, since I'm drunk, I'll forget to tip the glass and then the beer has waaaay too much head on it.

I'm really good at telling jokes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Cornbread, squats and lunges got me looking thick n true.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I think it is very difficult to fill out this section without making a bunch of lists.

I like a lot of books. I have a degree in literature. I read a lot.
Infinite Jest
Naked Lunch
House of Leaves
Absalom, Absalom!
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?
Comic books

I like a lot of movies as well. I prefer artistic film making to block-buster stuff. I haven't seen any of the transformer movies. No Michael Bay plz.

Comedy shows have my heart, like Arrested Development and Sunny. I don't have a TV but I manage to sort of keep up on stuff via the internet. Anything with Jon Benjamin.

I have a very wide variety of what I think is good music. I feel like I have my hip stuff that I like to listen to during my regular life--like work and cooking and whatever. And I also have a deep love for hip hop for the fun parts of my life.

If Pussy, Money, Weed, A$AP means anything to you...

A random sampling from my Spotify:
New Navy
ANR
Schoolboy Q
Kishi Bashi
Fannypack
Hot Chip
Joey Bada$$
Local Natives
Ab-soul

Breakfast foods. Thai. Indian. Lebanese. Greek. Everything.
https://www.faygo.com/Recipes.aspx
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I want a cold beer
2 packs of ramen
6 Oreos, it's nothin
Goddamn.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I wanna do today.
If an entire pint of frozen yogurt will fit in my calories and macronutrients for the day.
How to get as much work done in the shortest amount of time.
The hot bartender at Kelly's Olympian.
Ricki Hall.

Really deep stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Honestly, I prefer staying in and writing with some wine or watching a movie. I used to be out having adventures every Friday night, but I think I've outgrown that lifestyle.

I still like adventures.

I just also like to wake up early Saturday morning with a clear head and a big breakfast. Maybe a hike or a run.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I came home drunk and I'm baking a cake.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you like pogonophiles.

I'm not really in an open relationship, I'm available, but it's complicated. Ask me about it if you're curious.