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bikesnbikes

27 Portland, OR Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:40pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.58m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm not really interested in meeting you right now cause I found a cute boy to spend my time with. However, I'm a moderator on the site and that's too fun to give up.

Jell-O shots and karate chops.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a freelance writer, I make art, ride bikes, hang out with my dogs, party, engage in deep conversations, pursue academics; it's a life full of lollipops and wonder.

I lift, bro.

My bicycle wheels have a theme song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6Q4s_ZdvAQ
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I've been told I am not a good girlfriend because I give too much head.

What I mean is: sometimes when I've had too much to drink I'll want to do something special for my boyfriend.

However, since I'm drunk, I'll forget to tip the glass and then the beer has waaaay too much head on it.

I'm really good at telling jokes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Cornbread, squats and lunges got me looking thick n true.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I think it is very difficult to fill out this section without making a bunch of lists.

My library card gets a workout.
Infinite Jest
May We Be Forgiven
House of Leaves
Cat's Cradle (anything by Vonnegut)
Absalom, Absalom! (most Faulkner)
All Salinger
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?
Comic books
Currently reading Naked Lunch, A Visit From The Goon Squad, and The War of Art

I like a lot of movies as well. I prefer artistic film making to block-buster stuff. I haven't seen any of the new transformer movies. I stereotypically like Wes Anderson and Lars Von Trier.

Comedy shows have my heart, like Arrested Development and Sunny. I don't have a TV but I manage to sort of keep up on stuff via the internet. Anything with Jon Benjamin.

I have a very wide variety of what I enjoy listening to. A random sampling from my Spotify:
New Navy
Spoon
ANR
Schoolboy Q
Converge
Kishi Bashi
Fannypack
Hot Chip
Joey Bada$$
Every Time I Die
Local Natives
Bas
Wu-Tang

Breakfast foods. Thai. Indian. Lebanese. Greek. Everything.
https://www.faygo.com/Recipes.aspx
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I want a cold beer
2 packs of ramen
6 Oreos, it's nothin
Goddamn.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Cheese popcorn.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Honestly, I prefer staying in and writing with some wine or watching a movie. I used to be out having adventures every Friday night, but I think I've outgrown that lifestyle.

I still like to go out without expectations and let fun find me, but I don't need a Friday for that to happen.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not a player I just crush a lot.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you agree that popcorn and wine is an acceptable dinner.

If you wanna pop n lock with me on the dance floor.

If you love BBQ pork ribs.

If you have a neck tattoo, a mullet, or a dirty, pencil-thin mustache and wanna party.