28 Portland, OR
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My self-summary
Okay imma be super real rn: I haven't used this site in forever and there are so many ads I may never check it again. I don't have notifications turned on. I prefer to meet people in real life, but I'm here just like you, so send me a genuine message if you want to know me. Otherwise no, I don't want to have anal sex with you k?
What I’m doing with my life
I'm self-employed, I make art, ride bikes, hang out with my dogs, party, engage in deep conversations, pursue academics; it's a life full of lollipops and wonder.
I’m really good at
Rolling Js, eating chicken fried steak, juggling, portmanteaus. Honestly, I'm not that good at juggling, but I took it as an elective in middle school and I feel like I'd be letting Mr. Forward down for teaching me how to keep balls in the air. Keep those balls in the air!
The first things people usually notice about me
Cornbread, squats and lunges got me looking thick n true.

And that my hair is grayer than your dad's pubes.

I've got all the supplies for a rainbow party 💄🦄
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I think it is very difficult to fill out this section without making a bunch of lists.

My library card gets a workout.
Infinite Jest
May We Be Forgiven
House of Leaves
Cat's Cradle (anything by Vonnegut)
Absalom, Absalom! (most Faulkner)
All Salinger
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?
Comic books

OG Willy Wonka, Nymphomanic, Wes Anderson movies, Coen Brothers movies, lotsa Netflix, documentaries

Arrested Development and Sunny. Anything with Jon Benjamin. Broad City, Fargo (especially season 2 so far).

New Navy
Schoolboy Q
Kishi Bashi
Hot Chip
Joey Bada$$
Every Time I Die
Local Natives
Danny Brown

Burgers. Pizza. Breakfast foods. Thai. Indian. Lebanese. Greek. Everything.
The six things I could never do without
I want a cold beer
2 packs of ramen
6 Oreos, it's nothin
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably stoned and eating pizza somewhere. Unless I'm working the farmers market Saturday. Then I'm stoned eating pizza at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a moderator on this site.
You should message me if
You got my Arrested Development ref.

If you agree that popcorn and wine is an acceptable dinner.

If you wanna pop n lock with me on the dance floor.

If you love BBQ ribs.

If you have a neck tattoo, a hipster mullet, or a dirty, pencil-thin mustache and wanna party.