long time listener, first time caller. I work from 5AM till 3PM, i live in west houston, I play WoW, and I hit the sack before 10PM. hmmmm, pretty sad now that i summarize it. Oh well i've heard worse.

I registered mainly because the bulletin board i normally inhabit is down for repairs and I stumbled cross this site on Myspace. Mainly i inhabit the forums now, chatting with people even more sarcastic than i am, and occasionaly looking through 30 or 40 profiles a day.

I am not prince charming. I am what happens to prince charming once he goes one too many rounds with the dragon and then the prince charming VA's all like "hey were not covering your treatment anymore." and im like "what? what do you mean youre not going to cover it anymore? I needs my meds man!!"

I am actually lying. I am prince charming and I've got a big sword to prove it. And a horsey. It's white and stuff.

but anyways...

If you want to know more details just send me a message and i will let you see my Myspace page, its more detailed than i could ever be on here.

pictures, i dont like to take pictures of myself, i would find it vain on my part if i took alot of pictures. Im fine with everyone else taking pictures of themselves but i dont like to take my own picture. new exciting and recent edit!!! after being nagged to death on the forums, new pictures are up! hoooozah!

oh and btw..

Si, yo hablo espanol pero prefiero hablar ingles.

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• Selchie

New houses can be spooky when youre all alone at night.

Im done with bar hopping, since i did that all through my 20s and frankly its too tiring nowadays. Im not against drinking by any means or going out to hang out but hanging out at a bar by myself just because i have nothing else to do just isnt me anymore. It was fun to hang out and be a bar regular back in my 20s, but in my 30s i think i deserve something more.

I mentioned the WoW earlier. i would do RPG's but come on lets face facts, who has time to roll initiative? I mean if you have to roll initiative in real life you've already lost it. (half of you will not know what this means), and no playing RPG's does not mean youre satanic, it just means you have imagination (though to some people that's the same thing).

What do i do for work? Im a geographer by training. Most people will say "huh? you can make a living at that?" well yes, but nowadays it mainly involves using computers to make predictive models or creating basemaps for all sorts of applications. The details would be dull to anyone outside the field so i will spare you. but yes, my company works for some huge companies world wide and for governments, and yes I make a living at it and I do quite well for myself.

yea thats good for now

listening, people will yak away for hours and im off zoning in and out, and as long as i add a questions here or there or an "uh huh" they'll keep on going.

oh and being sarcastic too.

from time to time i may burst out into song

the peg leg and the parrot on my shoulder....nothing really, you can literally pass by me on the street and not even look twice. I like it that way.

well i liked the sharpe series but i've re-read all of them a thousand times. The master and commander series was great but then kind of went stale. Lot of lovecraft, some heinlein, "dreamers of the day" by russel was good at first, then kind of fell flat at the end. World war Z, interesting novel but more a tome on creeping socialism than anything else. "Savage tales of solomon kane", I have an original copy of the foxfire books. I also love the H beam piper series on paratime. also, milksteak and jelly beans

havent been to a movie since star wars episode I about 3 years ago. I have an extensive DVD collection and have never alphabetized it. It includes hard to find gems like arrested development, kolchak, salems lot, network, venture brothers, the lost boys, office space and others.

music i can stand just about anything but rap or hip hop

food, yes but only for eating. i rarely go out however there are some very good japanese, persian, and south american restaurants in west houston that i do hit whenever i feel like dining out.

nothing really. I just went 1 week without air conditioning. If you can survive 1 week in houston without air conditioning in the summer, you dont really mind not having anything else. The buddha teaches us that unhappy comes from attachments to the physical world. of course the buddha was one fat happy dude.

family, friends.....romans, countrymen that sort of thing. its either that or thinking about my job and i do that 12 to 14 hours a day anyways.

ridiculously tired and remembering my younger days when i would go out every weekend and stay out till dawn.

i seem to have a thing for girls with mental problems. the crazier, the better

so should you message me? well i dont know, its up to you isnt it? All i can tell you is I will try to write back, thats no guarantee though. If you want similar guys theres plenty listed off to the side that are similar or better, Im sure they'll fall over themselves to message you back. Good luck in finding what youre looking for. Oh and if youre a poly, i totally respect your lifestyle but its not for me. i will hang out and talk with you, but please understand Im not into it. Lastly, if you know what a cryptid is, I may want to talk to you.