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36 Philadelphia, PA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27-45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 12:22pm
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and it’s important
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), Spanish, Japanese, Chinese
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey, I'm Bill. I'm big into physical fitness, humor, and food . I love books, movies, , videogames, podcasts,and a whole lot of other stuff. I'm an Ipod Junkie, and virtually live off the darn thing. I'm an NPR listener, and particularly love the BBC World Service, Fresh Air, and American Routes., and Wiretap I've also become a huge fan of John Hodgman's brand of whimsical nerd humor. John Oliver is pretty great too. I've gotten really big into social justice at this point of my life, and I prefer humor that punches up instead of down.

In general, my life is mainly taken up by work, reading, the gym, and my friends, though I'm looking to expand my circle of friends, and really wouldn't mind dating at this point in my life. So to some extent I'm looking for a relationship.

I am hyperactive, analytical, and curious.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work for the Federal Government. I am very proud of what I do, but I don't trumpet it about on random websites (Ask me for details.)

And no I'm not a G-man.

I've recently moved into a nice little apartment in East Falls, where I spent most of my time on the top floor looking out the window at the skyline writing poetry, or just plain old writing. I definitely dig it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Analytical writing, reading, writing poetry and knowing random historical facts. Keeping to an exercise schedule.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My voice, as I have something of a booming sound, and my smile. After that, its probably my outgoing personality.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favorite two books are the Count of Monte Cristo, and the Lord of the Rings. My favorite movies are The Empire Strikes back, Pacific Rim, and the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. I adored Mad Max: Fury Road, and would love to talk about just why I liked that particular movie at length.

That being said, I also like foreign films/and or independent films. Amelie comes to mind immediately, as does the Seven Samurai.

I've really enjoyed the recent comic series Saga.

My musical taste tends towards Bach, Beethoven, Tenacious D, the Lonely Island, Barenaked Ladies, Steely Dan, The Protomen, Bastille and to a lesser extent Mozart. I work out a lot to cheesy Power Metal like Dream Evil. As for foods, I've fallen in love a bit with Sushi, I enjoy a good steak, I'm on a quest to find the best cheese steak in Philadelphia, and pretty much anything new or old is wonderful for me, in terms of food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sunlight, Music (Aka my Ipod), the sense of taste, the capacity to think, a sense of wonder, winter, fall.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Politics, religion, and my own place in the world. Ways to be kind, and how to have positive interactions with others. Also, how to make a podcast that will entertain people (I'm actually working on one).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Geeking out with my buddies in Norristown, or having a delicious dinner then hitting the gym. Or dating, I love Friday nights for that reason.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once bicep curled John Hodgman. I'll tell the story if you ask.
You should message me if
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You're curious about me, love books, movies, and humor, or just want to make a friend. Basically, if you want to.

If you enjoy sincere people, by all means message me.

Don't message me if you think working for the government isn't a real job.