I'm Bill, named after my dad, named after his dad, named after his dad. That would put me at William IV, except my dad was adopted so we had to re-start the counter. I am William, Jr instead of William IV. I know it doesn't sound quite as fancy, but it does still sound KIND OF fancy, doesn't it?

Right now I'm in college, mostly just taking care of prerequisites, but my goal is lots and lots of science and math. I like knowing how and why things work the way they do, how to fix things, and how to make things better.

I'm learning to play bass guitar. I like stringed instruments, but I really like the sound of bass, so... bass guitar. I think eventually I want to get an upright bass.

I'm really good at doing things with my feet. Picking things up, throwing them, taking my socks off (it's a LOT harder to put them back on)
I'm also really, REALLY good at botching my own signature.

I'm big and tall. I'm 6'1!
I read an article that said guys online lie about their height, exaggerating (on average) by two inches, in which case I am 6'3.

I also smile a LOT. It doesn't take much to make me grin like an idiot.

Books: Stephen King's Dark Tower series. I'm only on the second book, but I really, really like all the characters in that series so far, and I'm especially liking Roland as the main character. Usually, in a book, I dislike a lot of the characters and keep rolling my eyes, but Roland is pretty neat.

Shows: Mostly 90's / early 2000's stuff. Think Hanna/Barbera and Genndy Tartakovsky and Craig McCracken.
Courage the Cowardly Dog, Powerpuff Girls, Samurai Jack, Dexter's Lab, Cow and Chicken...

Music: METAL.

Food: Tomato soup and grilled cheese is probably my favorite thing ever. A close second would be macaroni and cheese. I also really, really like fish.
I like exploring with foods, though. Liver and onion, beef tongue, octopus tentacle... I'll pretty much try anything once.

1. A book. Between riding the bus, and waiting between classes, I have lots of free time to read, and it's more satisfying than just listening to music on the bus.

2. Clouds. A lot of people say gloomy grey skies are depressing, but I'm totally the opposite. Grey skies are so calm and relaxing.

3. My cat. He's a huge trouble maker (he takes after me), and he's been with me for 11 years now. He's my little buddy.

4. School! I love going to school and learning new things all the time. Pursuits of the mind, baby.

5-6. I'll come up with something else later.

Ideas! I spend a lot of my time trying to come up with ways to improve things, or come up with new ideas. Mostly just improving other people's ideas. I'm very picky and critical, but I always keep it positive. Always use constructive criticism.

Getting together with a small group of friends to eat, drink, play video games and watch cool movies or TV shows.
Going out to the movies, in the rare case where there's something good playing.

My last name is Burnham, and I still haven't figured out whether or not I'm related to Bo Burnham. One can only hope.

If you like books and video games, and want to recommend me a book / sit quietly and read together, or play video games with me.
Or if you're just generally a pretty rad person. (Spoiler alert: You're totally rad.)