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billowycoat
35 / M / straight / Single
Oxford, United Kingdom
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 6' 0" (1.82m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- Sometimes
- Religion
- Atheism and very serious about it
- Sign
- Cancer but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Graduated from college/university
- Job
- Computer / Hardware / Software
- Income
- $80,000–$100,000
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Likes cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am sly, sleazy, and sympathetic.
My Self-Summary
I'm a sexy geek with
a razor sharp wit, and devilish charm.
I'm a highly moral person with lofty ideals of humanity working together to pull itself out of the gutter, which I consider a matter of urgency because as a godless heathen, I am counting on only one life in which to make a difference. If I am wrong, there is a level of hell devoted to atheist geeks; where there is only dial-up internet and you can't get the sci-fi channel.
I'm a published author, having written a non-fiction book. I plan to write a few more books before I'm building websites for Satan for the rest of eternity. I would like to write about something other than computers, and possibly even venture in to fiction.
I'm a highly moral person with lofty ideals of humanity working together to pull itself out of the gutter, which I consider a matter of urgency because as a godless heathen, I am counting on only one life in which to make a difference. If I am wrong, there is a level of hell devoted to atheist geeks; where there is only dial-up internet and you can't get the sci-fi channel.
I'm a published author, having written a non-fiction book. I plan to write a few more books before I'm building websites for Satan for the rest of eternity. I would like to write about something other than computers, and possibly even venture in to fiction.
What I’m doing with my life
I have moved to Oxford. The official reason is that I
have a new job, working on a website that helps companies reduce
their carbon emissions. The real reason is that I'm tired of
meeting city-girls in London and I came here to look for a cute
intellectual girlfriend who can make me laugh.
I’m really good at
Taking what people say and pretending I understood it in a
different way for humorous effect. This has to be done with a
dead-pan delivery for maximum results, otherwise people tend to
think that I'm just not that bright.
I'm also particularly good at spotting subtle flaws in people reasoning (and my own). This is a talent that not every one appreciates, so I try to reserve it for people that like to be challenged -- because I love it when somebody challenges me!
I'm also particularly good at spotting subtle flaws in people reasoning (and my own). This is a talent that not every one appreciates, so I try to reserve it for people that like to be challenged -- because I love it when somebody challenges me!
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably the hair. Its a funny colour and it has a tendency to do
its own thing. I've been having a bad hair day since I was 15. Or it
could be my boyish good looks, which are as much of a curse as a
blessing. I'm 34 damn it!
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
(a) Beginning Game Development with Python and Pygame. (b) Cool
Hand Luke. Aliens. Weird Science. The Shawshank Redemption. (c)
Rammstein. Texas. Bif Naked. (d) Oyster mushrooms. Courgetes.
Pears. Eccles cakes.
The six things I could never do without
* A computer plugged in to the interwebs.
* Affection, making-out and other such things.
* Balls, Juggling.
* Buds, taste.
* Movies. I can lose myself in a movie, even a bad one!
* My frenular delta.
* Affection, making-out and other such things.
* Balls, Juggling.
* Buds, taste.
* Movies. I can lose myself in a movie, even a bad one!
* My frenular delta.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Crazy plots for novels. I have characters, situations and dialog
running through my head, but as yet no plots. I think I want to
write character-based horror fiction with a spurting vein of rich,
dark and glossy humor. Sorry, I was just practicing being all
literary.
I spend a lot of time thinking about computer code. I've been doing it so long, I think my head is just hard-wired to be logical sometimes. This is great for my career, but sucks for some real-life situations. For instance, I only buy plain yogurt because I spend too much time analyzing the relative merits of all the flavors. There are just too many variables, damn it!
I spend a lot of time thinking about computer code. I've been doing it so long, I think my head is just hard-wired to be logical sometimes. This is great for my career, but sucks for some real-life situations. For instance, I only buy plain yogurt because I spend too much time analyzing the relative merits of all the flavors. There are just too many variables, damn it!
On a typical Friday night I am
Iron fisted and mustang wild.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I've always felt like I'm some kind of observer of human nature,
and not an active participant. As though I was the Diane Fossey of
people, standing in the sidelines, taking notes and trying not to
bias the study.
You should message me if
... you are a girl, obviously.
