My left big toe is smaller than the right one. I have allergies, terrible vision, and a fairly entertaining sense of humor.

The thought of getting "SNUG LIFE" tattooed across my midsection all gangsta has crossed my mind on multiple occasions.

I play bass and the penny whistle. I am in a ukulele/flute band and we play Kelly Clarkson covers.

I like motorcycles, beer, vidgea games, scotch, backpacking, gymming, and other man things. Not so much sports.

I'm a nerd. I play Catan, Magic, and Muchkin with the occasional D&D day. It's only cool if you're drunk.

I like fun things. Anytime I can get out and do something more awesome than what I'm doing, consider me down.

I don't take life too seriously. Just the right amount of serious..... which isn't much.

I work at Apple and I have never been happier.
I also work with old folks on occasion. That's a lot of fun.

-My job
-Poker
-Slappin' da bass
-Eating cereal
-Board Games
-Drinking
-Traveling
- Pirating
- Taking my pants off

Hard telling. My eyes are really blue.

My favorite book is movies.

Movies: In Bruges, The Viscious Kind, Fight Club, Inglorious Bastards, Starwars [the original trilogy (obviously)], Lord of the Rings, Halloween, Marvel movies, Billy Madison, Grandma's Boy...fuck there is a lot of these.

Shows: Walking Dead, Chuck, It's Always Sunny, Breaking Bad, How I Met Your Mother, Dexter, Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job!, Arrested Development

Music: CAKE!, of Montreal, Iron & Wine, Bon Iver, Explosions in the Sky, Mumford and Sons, Sigur Rós, The Lonely Island, Flight of the Concords, Brand New, Taking Back Sunday, Coheed, Silverstein.... fuck, there are more of these

Food: Pizza, Beer, Pizza

-The Internet
-Pizza
-Motorcycle
-Skyrim
-The candy store
-Pants

minus the last one.

What I can do that's more awesome than what I'm currently doing.

Probably building blanket forts and having some drinks. Whatever's practical.

I still play the Sims from time to time.

-you are a good person
-you like adventures
-you will ride motorcycles with me
-you like horror movies
-you can do something that's really cool
-you're awesome
-you can rock jeans and a t-shirt like a boss
If any of these things apply to you, we'll get along.