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billybillie

36 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:17pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English, Spanish (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
I make food, write stories, stand on my hands, zip zippers, and find good timing more interesting than secrets.
billyschultz.blogspot.com
What I’m doing with my life
Making and teaching theater.
Writing stories with friends.
Developing curriculum for our future.
Going to peoples' apartments and fixing things.
Going to the Y.
I’m really good at
anthropomorphizing inanimate objects.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have the perfect balance of good and evil.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
Titles: The Master and Margarita, Rube Goldberg Inventions, Confederacy of Dunces.
Authors: Joseph Campbell, Daniel Goleman, Malcolm Gladwell, Flannery O'Connor's short stories.
Movies:
The Ruling Class, Young Frankenstein, Shot in the Dark, Pink Panther, Marat/Sade, Forbidden Zone, The Color of Pomegranates. Youtube:
Anything from the Marx Brothers and Bugs Bunny to Anne Teresa De Keersmaeker and Sergei Parajanov. I like arty stuff if it moves somehow, someway, and isn't taking itself too seriously. I also like when pianos fall out of windows and people slip on banana peels and fall directly into open manholes.
TV:
I don't really watch television unless I'm sick. Game of Thrones was killing me so good.
Food:
I can get into cooking when I'm doing it for YOU (ok, others) but I often astound myself with how simple nourishment can look.
Music:
I listen to everything from David Bowie to TransCarpathian Folk Music, Jazz from the 20's. Classical from last week. I went to a prepared piano concert once that blew my mind.
The six things I could never do without
Whimsy
Discipline
Clothes I can move around in
Making Stuff
My Health
Crazy shit that happens on the subway
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to connect the dots.
How to make use of everything.
How to make a living doing my art.
How to think about thinking.
How to teach about learning.
How failure is the best teacher.
Seriously addressing social-emotional-socio-economic-racial injustices with, and I'm gonna quote Lil' Wayne here, "Sometimes we question shit that there is no answer to, but I just built a house on I-don't-give-a-fuck-avenue."
Now that I'm thinking about favorite quotes:
"Be wrong as fast as you can."
John Lasseter
“I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.”
Mae West
"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana."
Groucho
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm not a 9-5er, and there is no typical.
If this was question about any night of my week answers might include:
Cooking at home.
Working.
Seeing a live performance.
Going to the Y and playing ping pong.
Trying to surprise myself with netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My dentist is consistently surprised by how quickly I want novocaine.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
...you consider yourself too busy to have a partner but can't help thinking that maybe-- just maybe-- there's a slight chance that there's someone out there that might be a good fit.
...you consider yourself hot and are like: "That guy should be my bootycall."
... learning new things is one of your favorite things.
...even though we only have a 38% match rate there's some sort of niggling feeling or chemical reaction telling you that you should contact me. Caveat: if that niggling feeling in you is related to taking Zodiac charts, Faeries or Tarot cards really seriously, we probably aren't a great match.