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36 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:01pm
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English, Spanish (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I make food and art projects. I like learning experiences. To say that I appreciate good timing and ample hills creamery would be a gross understatement.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making theater.
Writing stories with friends.
Shaping our future (I work in education.)
Going to peoples' apartments and fixing things.
Going to the Y.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Anthropomorphizing inanimate objects.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My perfect balance of good and evil.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Titles: The Master and Margarita, Rube Goldberg Inventions, Confederacy of Dunces.
Authors: Joseph Campbell, Daniel Goleman, Malcolm Gladwell, Flannery O'Connor's short stories.
The Ruling Class, Young Frankenstein, Shot in the Dark, Pink Panther, Marat/Sade, Forbidden Zone, The Color of Pomegranates. Youtube:
Anything from the Marx Brothers and Bugs Bunny to Anne Teresa De Keersmaeker and Sergei Parajanov. I like arty stuff if it moves somehow, someway, and isn't taking itself too seriously. I also like when pianos fall out of windows and people slip on banana peels and fall directly into open manholes.
I can get into cooking when I'm doing it for others but I often astound myself with how simple nourishment can look.
I listen to everything from David Bowie to TransCarpathian Folk Music, Jazz from the 20's. Classical from last week. I went to a prepared piano concert once that blew my mind.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Clothes I can move around in
Making Stuff
My Health
Crazy shit that happens on the subway
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to connect the dots.
How to make use of everything.
How to make a living doing my art.
How to think about thinking.
How to teach about learning.
How failure is the best teacher.
Seriously addressing social-emotional-socio-economic-racial injustices with, and I'm gonna quote Lil' Wayne here, "Sometimes we question shit that there is no answer to, but I just built a house on I-don't-give-a-fuck-avenue."
Now that I'm thinking about favorite quotes:
"Be wrong as fast as you can."
John Lasseter
“I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.”
Mae West
"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm not a 9-5er, and there is no typical.
If this was question about any night of my week answers might include:
Cooking at home.
Seeing a live performance.
Going to the Y and playing ping pong.
Vokda and Shit-that-only-happens-in-Russia youtube videos.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My dentist is consistently surprised by how quickly I want novocaine.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over. consider yourself too busy to have a partner but can't help thinking that maybe-- just maybe-- there's a slight chance that there's someone out there that might be a good fit. consider yourself hot and are like: "That guy should be my bootycall."
... learning new things is one of your favorite things.
...even though we only have a 38% match rate there's some sort of niggling feeling or chemical reaction telling you that you should contact me. Caveat: if that niggling feeling in you is related to taking Zodiac charts, Faeries or Tarot cards really seriously, we probably aren't a great match.