I will write you a letter something like this (just play along like it is you and if your romantic interest is piqued, then i am fucking breaking the ice right now and saying, babe, let's hang out) :
COPY OF STANDARD ISSUE LETTER

I thought our introduction was us looking at each others profiles like five times each. I was merely breaking the ice. And by merely breaking the ice i really want to say smashing it to smithereens with an ice pick.
I don't mind being the ice breaker. The catalyst to a damn good time. That should be my okc profile slogan:
Billy burgles:
Mr ice breaker, the catalyst to a damn good time

Anywho...
Hi, i liked your profile.
I messaged you to say that i identified with what you have written, and thought that we have potential for a good connection. Connection potential high!
So i would like to ask your name and if your romantic interest is piqued??
Just now!

BACK TO REGULAR PROGRAMMED POETRY:

the english language fucked up when it over-simplified I love you into one phrase. Some languages have two or more to distinguish exactly how one loves another.
traveling, travelling. internet says you can spell it either way.
A romantic
A genuine
An observer of the world.
Some days I'm doofin' hard, and most say i'm hardly doofin'.

I think i am overthinking all of this. I am going to leave the previous stuff here, but a recent epiphany i had made me realize this:
No matter what else i've said, this is the most important: nothing is more exciting to me than being on a skateboard or playing music. Nothing. It is in my very nature. I am a skateboarder. I am a music maker. Nothing makes me happier. I can pursue other interests, and i thought as i am getting older other things would take precedence. I was seriously fucking kidding myself. I will continue to skateboard with my friends and family all over this massive planet. I have done a 360 flip on 3 continents and i suck at that trick. Fuck, i think i said i wasn't going to talk about boring stuff. Fuck, i was only kidding myself, it is the best thing on earth, and far from boring. Fuck, there goes all those classy babes i wanted.... Haha

Swimming in the grey, shaking off the black and white.
Sure that is a bit vague. But a fuck of a lot meaningful (to me at least) to say something that i genuinely believe in than a list of boring things.
I have discovered the things i am passionate about are fucking boring to talk about. Travel? Who doesn't like it?
Photography? Everybilly has a camera!
www.flickr.com/dallasbailey
Playing music, skateboarding.
For the birds! I pretty much have bored to death many folk with these things. Never again! I am a doer, not a sayer
Let's talk about the grey! Mystical, magical things.
Internet tells me grey or gray is fine, and i find myself interchanging them, because, after all, i would hate to do that to gray, define it like black and white

fakie flips on flat, making guacamole, setting goals, and achieving them, putting myself in other people's shoes. making cheeky comments.

I am trying to master conversation. An art, a tool, expression. I am a newly discovered talker. Regular ol' chatty chett. I love to play devil's advocate, encourage, ramble, inspire, ego stroke, shit talk, pep talks, talk of dreams, reality, i love to indulge, real talk... Let me know if there are other forms of conversation i can practice.
Soul searching, reflection, going deeper

male pattern baldness, crooked nose
Steve, they say you have crazy eye, Get him out of zee fucking water!
I have a powerful presence and everyone reacts in funny ways

Fucking Vonnegut all the way. Like a grandfather telling stories, sharing wisdom and life, and a sense of humor. Tom Robbins too.
Hedwig and the Angry Inch is classic, Magnolia, Awesome adventure movies, idiocracy, life aquatic, the last unicorn
. Any music that brings something new, if it is a style, sound, lyrics, or passion.
Veggies, fruits, fuckin' muffin from bfoods

Skateboard, guitar, camera, friend and family passport, babes with big noses

astronomy, physics, Culture, language.
I think a lot about doing good things for myself and others.
I think a lot about why I can't find a good conversation around here.
What exactly do you mean by chivalrous, when you say that?

The 24 hour donut diner lurking in the shadows of the west side, forever calling your name like that eyeball in lord of the rings calling frodo. Don't look a donut straight in its hole! Bfoods! Save me! The great sweet tooth donut dilemma

being inspired by jealous of, mesmorized by starstruck from getting goose bumps from, laughing, crying, singing along or trying to reenact Freddie Mercury's Live Aid 1985 performance of Radio Gaga
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0omja1ivpx0
flawless

I'm trying to creep you in, not creep you out.

The most private thing that i am willing to admit is that when precious free time i s allotted, i am a fine wordsmith, and down in the executive branch
Here is one from my private collection called Cookie Love

I am mc cookie rap battle
Always riding in the cookie saddle
Cookies are fucking good
Double fisting in my 'hood
Chocolate chip and sugar
Made em just like grandma would
Snack em up just as fast as i could
Don't give me dat cheap shit
That tastes like the pulp of wood

Butthole surfers is the best band

if you are fascinated with the world, rather than be jaded to it
if you are a strong lady, but dont have to put up any tough girl fronts.
fresh out of relationship? Rebounding? fucked up because of a previous relationship? Not ready for anything but still dating? Still have feelings for your old dude? No thank you.
If you are sillier than the average bear

if your profile says, "i am a laid back chic, drama free, likes to laugh, i am looking for a real man", or some completely uninsightful, laughable rubbish, i have already laughed at you, don't think you have a personality and dont believe you.