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billygarland87

26 Addlestone, UK Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Feb 24
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English, Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey! My name is Billy. I'm Canadian. I'm an art teacher in the UK, I'm an artist (mainly drawing but would do sculpture if I had the space), I do martial arts (black belt in taekwondo), and I'm looking for someone to spend some time and have some adventures.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm in Addlestone. I'm teaching visual arts. I was in Canada and before that teaching kindergarten and elementary in South Korea.
I'm making drawings, sculptures, illustrations.
I'm quite new to the area and have only been here for about a month now. Wouldn't mind meeting someone to talk to and share a pint with.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drawing, making things, playing games, making well-timed jokes, straight-face, martial arts, and lots of other things I would like to share later on.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How I look and sound like Dexter Morgan.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
I like comic books, graphic novels, things like that. I like works by Alan Moore and the Scott Pilgrim series is fun and entertaining. With regards to particular authours I like Nick Hornby, Neil Gaiman, William Gibson, and Alan Moore.

Movies:
I really enjoy movies but I can be overly-critcal. I like comedies; Judd Apatow movies are pretty good aside from his more recent stuff. Star Wars is good but only the originals. I also enjoy the mind-bender or classic action/western. Bruce Willis and young Clint Eastwood are pretty awesome. Tarantino films are amazing, no question. Overall, I enjoy action, adventure, comedies, dramas, sci-fi, and westerns. I'm not too thrilled about crime movies. They're just not my thing. A quick list would be:
Kill Bill Vol. 1 and 2
Pulp Fiction
The Dark Knight series (although it has it's flaws)
Spider-man
Goon
The Fifth Element
Indiana Jones
The original Star Wars trilogy
Anything by Pixar or Studio Ghibli
Superbad (I really love comedies)
The King of Kong
Blade Runner
Juno
The Matrix
50/50
About a Boy
High Fidelity
Clint Eastwood westerns
Battle Royale
Jiro Dreams of Sushi
KUNG FU PANDA (SO GOOD)

Shows:
Live Series:
Breaking Bad
Californication
Dexter (seasons 1 and 2 mainly)
Game of Thrones
Seinfeld
Louie
Freaks and Geeks
Undeclared
Kenny vs. Spenny

Cartoons:
Adventure Time
Dragonball Z
South Park
Avatar: the last airbender
Legend of Korra
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Cowboy Bebop
Batmas TAS

Music:
I like indie-rock music mostly and some other stuff, To make a quick list:
Anamanaguchi
Beulah
Built to Spill
Gorillaz
La Roux
Long Winters
Owen Pallett
Regina Spektor
Rural Alberta Advantage
Rush
Shins
Symphony of Science
Tegan and Sara
Tom Waits
Weezer
XX

Food:
THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT AND EVERY GIRL THAT WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ME MUST KNOW THIS: I'm allergic to peanuts. I apologize in advance.
However, I still like a large variety of food: Pizza, burgers, nachos, sushi, mostly Western food, Japanese, Mexican, Indian, Italian, I'll eat almost anything as long as it won't kill me or put me in the hospital.

I'M ADDING MORE SUBJECTS BECAUSE I WANNA.

Video games:
Chrono Trigger
Super Mario World
Super Metroid
Almost any Zelda game
Super Smash Bros. (N64)
Mario Kart 64
Donkey Kong Country
Pokemon RBY
Tales of Symphonia
Mega Man X
Mainly SNES and N64 games.

Artists:
Nicholas Di Genova
Zac Gorman
Henry Bonsu
Alex Ross
Ben Tour
Dan Hipp
David Choe
Team Macho
Brendan Tang
Kris Kuksi
Rune Olsen
I also have a bunch of friends I could mention but would take way to long. I like drawing, sculpture, and illustration
because that's what I work on and what to do better.

Comics and Comedians:
Louis CK
Patton Oswalt
Bill Burr
George Carlin
Andy Samberg
Bill Hader
More and more
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family
Friends
Visual Arts
Martial Arts
Chicken
and the wonderful world of cyberspace (the Internet)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"I wonder who I'm going to meet on here?"
"Is this dating site really gonna work? I hope so."
"Is the next Star Wars going to be any good?"
"What's for dinner?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out relaxing with friends, having a beer, maybe watch a movie, play a video game, read a book, etc. Anyone interested is free to join.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes I draw random people making weird faces from Facebook for drawing practice.
You should message me if
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You would like a message back from a good, stand-up guy with a cute, dorky side that you want to meet later on ;)