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28 / M / Straight / Single
- Last Online
- Yesterday – 11:15pm
- 5′ 8″ (1.73m).
- Body Type
- Mostly anything
- Capricorn but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from college/university
- Artistic / Musical / Writer
- Rather not say
- Doesn’t have kids
- Has dogs
- English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
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I also do some freelance journalism and am a member of the marketing committee of the Windy City Rollers.
When not working, I'm out and about. On a given night, you might find me at a park, watching roller derby, at a local bar that serves delicious beer, out walking my dog Chester, listening to some music (live or otherwise) ... you get the idea. I'll try anything once -- or maybe twice.
"Back in the USSR" like you wouldn't believe.
- Officiating weddings. I'm an ordained rabbi and can thus officiate weddings, funerals, bar/bat mitzvahs, etc. Weddings are my specialty. Though my ceremonies are quick, they're always a perfect mix of gut-busting laughs and sentimentality. And yes, I can provide references to back up my claims. I have even used the wisdom of Dan Savage in a ceremony.
- Explaining why I generally find the Oxford comma useless.
Maybe that I'm covered in dog hair? It's kind of inevitable. I walk dogs for a living and my dog is what I describe as aggressively cuddly. Dog hair cannot be avoided.
Books: To Kill a Mockingbird, McElligott's Pool, Mr. Popper's Penguins, Operation SOLO: the FBI's Man in the Kremlin, AP Stylebook, the Torah, All the President's Men, The Jungle, Tao Te Ching, Tibetan Book of the Dead, Ramayana, Bhagavad Gita
Movies: To Kill a Mockingbird, Gladiator, Life Is Beautiful, The Rocketeer, The Simpsons Movie, Con Air, Being John Malkovich, The Muppet Movie, Muppet Treasure Island, Muppets From Space, The Muppets
TV shows: The Simpsons, The IT Crowd, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Good Eats, Law and Order: SVU, The Muppet Show, NBC Nightly News, The Rachel Maddow Show
Food: Chicago-style pizza, Chicago-style hotdogs, carne asada, sushi, chicken parmesan, eggs, corned beef hash, popcorn, cereal, tiramisu, cannoli, anything my mom cooks
Bonus category - podcasts: Wait Wait ... Don't Tell Me, Savage LoveCast, Dr. Karl and the Naked Scientist, BBC Global News, Sex Nerd Sandra, How To Do Everything, Alton Browncast, Strange Brews
Bonus category 2 - theater: Noises Off, The Producers, Spamalot, The Book of Mormon, The Scarlet Pimpernel, To Kill a Mockingbird (detecting a theme yet?), Much Ado About Nothing, Antigone
Why so many women on this site fill in the "You should message me if" section with "You're not a serial killer." Are there that many serial killers on this site?
No matter where I spend my Friday, I will be found telling a saucy tale and/or making a little stir.
I have a bit of a suicidal streak. Not that I want to die, mind you. But I do tend to run toward the gunshots.
I celebrate Pi Day. It's my favorite holiday.
I'd love to write a book about the Pope. I already have a title picked out: "What does the Pope eat for breakfast (and other questions you'd only dare ask after a few glasses of sacramental wine)?"
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 26–34
- Near me
- Who are single
- For long-term dating, short-term dating
If you like and/or have a dog and want to join me and my pup on a stroll.
If you're cool with beards on guys. I don't always have one, but I like the option.
If you use proper grammar. Please know the differences between your/you're, their/there/they're and too/to/two. Also, messages that simply say "your cute" will be laughed at and deleted.
If you're pierced and/or tattooed. Definitely not a requirement, but I do enjoy them.
Please do not message me if you don't know what language is spoken in England. I never thought I would have to make that a caveat. If you want to know why I had to make that a caveat, just ask.