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34 M Perth, Australia

I’m looking for

  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:50pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
When drinking
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly), Other (Okay)

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My self-summary
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An update: I feel like online dating is an exercise not unlike grocery shopping; it's a bit de-humanising. I honestly only still log in anymore because they somehow made me a moderator and I get to plumb the depths of human depravity. I'm still open to contact, but in reality, you're going to have to send the first message. And now for your regularly scheduled transmission...

I thrive on knowledge and useless trivia; if I don't understand or know the origins or something I will generally look it up. I might be a bit loose with my use of ellipses; however, I make up for it with my dashingly handsome semi-colon usage.

I enjoy wandering and discovering - documenting the interesting things I find as best as I can.

I'm handy with tools and love building and tearing things apart. I like working with mechanical systems; things like clockworks, engines, and drive-trains fascinate me. I have this fantasy of being a watch-maker.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Bending various frequencies of infrared light.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Things I'd like to think I'm good at:

Divining the Inevitable
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not sure... I'm good at blending into the background. Maybe my diction?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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This has the potential to get really long-winded, and no one likes reading through the unabridged interests section, so for the sake of yours and my attention span, I'll keep it brief.

Books: Sci-Fi, American Classics, Scientific White Papers, Cyberpunk

Movies: Spaghetti Westerns, Indie Shorts, Documentaries, and all the typical guy stuff like Action, Sci-Fi, etc.

Shows: Amateur and local playhouses.

Music: Mostly down-tempo.

Food: Spicy and hot.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Internet - the single most empowering information tool developed in the modern age.

A comfy pair of slides/thongs - understated ease and simplicity.

Water - I just find myself craving clean and cold water a lot.

Smart Phone - I recant this. Smart phones are the downfall of humanity.

Travelling - Whether local or remote, I absolutely love it.

Peanut Butter - I have loved the stuff ever since I was a baby. It's weird, and it's not dramatically important, but I couldn't imagine a world with no access to good ol' peanut butter.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Perception and consideration.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Admittedly, watching AFL.. sports are a modern day coliseum.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once stayed up for 6 days straight just to see what would happen, and man was that intense.
You should message me if
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you probably shouldn't really. Consider yourself warned.