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biodoc2b

44 Chicago, IL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–50
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 10:02am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.74m)
Body type
Thin
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I live by the principles of my influences: Monty Python, Looney Tunes, John Muir, Mad Magazine of the 1970’s, Richard Scarry, Dr. Seuss, Dr. Who, Leo Tolstoy, Mr. Rogers, The Clash, and Tom Robbins. For everyone who says you can't summarize yourself in a sentence, there's your proof that it can be done.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
the Hustle. Do it.

I'm also in an abusive relationship with nature.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at hearing people's thoughts and finding those who see past their own stereotypes and preconceived notions and can appreciate those who are odd or different. How about faults? Expressing feelings in ways that can be misconstrued, keeping in touch, planning social events, accepting praise, dispensing praise, thinking aloud, impatience, overly pragmatic. These lead people to say to say I am unemotional/heartless. Which is not true. I just checked and I have a beating heart in my chest. Then again, so does Dick Cheney, and he is a dick to the nth degree. So I'm not sure what that proves.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I doze off at meetings. Someone pointed this out to me. I replied, "Yeah, I doze off until it's time for something important, like when I need to say something".
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite book: "Still Life with Woodpecker" by Tom Robbins. Murakami, McCabe, and Oates are favorite authors.

Favorite movie: "Once Upon a Time in the West."

When asked, "if you could be anyone else who would you choose?" I inevitably choose Tom Waits. Except I don't get cranky if you take me fishing.

I love ice cream. Repeat: love ice cream. My favorite flavor of ice cream is "ate". If you think me to be date-able, ask me out for ice cream and I'll grab my coat right damn now.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Dental floss, boots (I'm partial to my timber boots, and not because they make me a few inches taller), a pair of warm socks, my glasses (or contacts), a steady paycheck, and a quality pillow. Honorable mention to a perfectly conditioned antique cast iron skillet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How this was not a hit.

How some people say they are awesome, and some people are awesome. The former group is never part of the latter group.

Where all the yuppies on this site came from. They weren't here the last time I checked in.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I've read enough profiles to know y'all do the same things on Friday nights, no matter how unique you claim yourself to be. Last Friday I did something I can guarantee none of you did: I cleaned LP records.

Top that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My favorite curse word is, "jesusjumpingchristfuck."

My personality type is RTFM.

It took me 35 years to buy a copy of "Breakfast in America" by Supertramp.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Frankly, I cannot think of a good reason not to. (Hey, I used a double negative! My English teachers are all rolling their eyes right about now.) If you want to be engaged, be engaging, or are neutral good, messaging me would be a delight.

If you want chocolate chip cookies from the latest batch I baked. I can't eat them all myself.

I've had people tell me that on a rainy day or when they are feeling down it's fun to answer my questions to read my explanation essays. You'll get entertainment value out of this profile or your money back. And since I'm not on the market for anything romantic, that might be all you get from this profile.

You can message to say I'm a great writer but I'm not. If I were a great writer I'd be making a living at It and not writing short essays on a dating website.