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biodoc2b

44 Galena, IL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–50
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:23pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.74m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I live by the principles of my influences: Monty Python, Looney Tunes, John Muir, Mad Magazine of the 1970’s, Richard Scarry, Dr. Seuss, Dr. Who, Leo Tolstoy, Mr. Rogers, The Clash, and Tom Robbins. See, you can summarize yourself in a sentence.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
the Hustle. Do it.

I'm also in an abusive relationship with nature.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at hearing people's thoughts and finding those who see past their own stereotypes and preconceived notions and can appreciate those who are odd or different. How about faults? Expressing feelings in ways that can be misconstrued, keeping in touch, planning social events, accepting praise, dispensing praise, thinking aloud, impatience, overly pragmatic. These lead people to say to say I am unemotional/heartless. Which is not true. I just checked and I have a beating heart in my chest. Then again, so does Dick Cheney, and he is a dick to the nth degree. So I'm not sure what that proves.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm nondescript. You wouldn't notice anything about me if we passed on the street. Sometimes people notice I am missing my upper right second incisor. Never had it; I was born with 31 adult teeth. If this is an issue, it's only an issue for you. I can eat apples, talk without a lisp, and it's really easy to floss between those two teeth.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite book: "Still Life with Woodpecker" by Tom Robbins. Murakami, McCabe, and Oates are favorite authors.

Favorite movie: "Once Upon a Time in the West."

When asked, "if you could be anyone else who would you choose?" I inevitably choose Tom Waits. Except I don't get cranky if you take me fishing.

I love ice cream. Repeat: love ice cream. My favorite flavor of ice cream is "ate". If you think me to be date-able, ask me out for ice cream and I'll grab my coat right damn now.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Dental floss, boots (I'm partial to my timber boots, and not because they make me a few inches taller), a pair of warm socks, my glasses (or contacts), a steady paycheck, and a quality pillow. Honorable mention to a perfectly conditioned antique cast iron skillet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How this was not a hit.

How we are all the same people at 5 that we are at 35 that we are at 75. We just keep learning and reacting and adapting to what happens to us until we start forgetting it all.

How the person who says "you wish you are as awseome as my dog" would reply if I said, "so if I piss on the rug, sniff people's asses, eat my own shit, yell excitedly when a plastic bag blows by the window, and crawl into bed with you after not having bathed for three weeks I'd be awesome?"

How much better "Brill Bruisers" sounds when you listen to it straight off the disc versus an AAC sound file. I hereby declare that AAC stands for "Apple Audio Crappy".

If everyone's kids are awesome, why do most people grow up to be merely average?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In an effort to avoid the typical things that, according to what y'all write in this box, OKCers do to have an atypical Friday, last Friday I went to lawnmower races.

Top that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My favorite curse word is, "jesusjumpingchristfuck."

My personality type is RTFM.

The only thing that REALLY creeps me out is listening to a numbers station.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Frankly, I cannot think of a good reason not to. (Hey, I used a double negative! My English teachers are all rolling their eyes right about now.) If you want to be engaged, be engaging, or are neutral good, messaging me would be a delight.

Message me if you are from Chicago or some other big city and want to hear first-hand from a former Chicagoan how you wouldn't really miss anything about a city if you packed up and left tomorrow. (Biggest perk: I walk to EVERYTHING necessary for day to day life.)

I'm not looking for anything romantic at this point, but being new to Galena I'm always looking for new friends and associates in the area. Hell, even if you are from Madison or Rockford or the Quads. I get around.