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bionic4

46 Lakewood, OH Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
University
Job
Construction
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Status
Single
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
(Listen... i don't care about these essays....
neither do you.....
so i'm going to skip ahead and say this)

Do i want to bang you?
Yes.
But what really interests me is what happens after that.

Sex is boring .....(nobody really says it...... but come on...... let's be honest).... it's just holes being filled.... often without passion, artistry... or true joy........ it's disappointing, usually.... right?

Unless you're lucky enough to have that undeniable "click."
I want you to be my undeniable click.

I want you to be that weird girl..... the one i can't believe i found..... The one i adore.

Not because you're "pretty" or "nice"......"have a great ass" or "have a 401-K." ......but because when i'm at work, I'm smiling about something you said ... and getting that warm itch inside at the end of the day that only gets soothed when i'm back breathing the same air as you. ....or just hearing you in the next room.

And i want to be that click for you too .... your favorite person ever.... the one you wish you could hug while you're stuck in some boring mandatory work meeting .... and kiss me... like a drug you didn't know you needed .... but now .... you just don't feel right without it.

I used to feel those butterflies when i was young... but that was long ago. ....Sometimes i lay awake telling myself it's fine...... better not to even want it now....... "i'm doing fine."

(i know.... this is all weird and embarrassing and self-revealing, sentimental and icky.... but screw it.... i don't care.)

In the bedroom... taking off your clothes.... i want to own you. Remember the last time a man really "owned" you? ........ he knew just how to touch you..... He just knew.... damn him.

Let's own each other.

i want someone to lay there in the dark with, talking and laughing about stuff..... Someone to get up with..... and drink wine and make eggs with... Someone to sit across the room from, reading our books and occasionally sharing fun passages....... Someone to listen to the rain on the porch with..... Someone to be snowed-in-watching-backlog-of-stupid-tv-shows with...... Someone to take by the hand and lead.

(ok... i know... "please shut up now." ) ...yeah, I hear ya.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
1. Foraging for berries.
2. Charming, self-depricating banter at bakery about donut I should probably not be getting.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Singin' In The Rain.... A Room With A View.... Moonstruck.... It's a Wonderful Life..... Downton Abbey.... The Little Rascals.... David Sedaris.... Truman Capote.... Bill Bryson.... Garrison Keillor.... Anne Tyler.... The Beatles....Massive Attack....Sia....Nirvana....Sinatra....Ella Fitzgerald....Zero 7....constantly in search of new song-of-the-moment.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Malt-o-meal
(ummm... let's see.... )
nope...that's it. just malt-o-meal
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
scared of bigfoot.