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45 Lakewood, OH Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Other, but not too serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Likes cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
video of me being suave
(be sure you have on dry panties)


- you kinda have a big mouth.

- like....

- you laugh at inappropriate times....

- you say all the wrong things to all the wrong people....

- but on the plus side.... you can tell a good anecdote.

- you're also funny.... (at least you think so.)

- people think you're a tad weird...... but hey.

- you're curvy?.... ok....that's nice too.

ok.... you and me..... (when we're like.... married and stuff:)

- i like to write scripts and make movies. ... Do you write? ... act?.... can you hold a camera?

- When you're making my coffee: nice and strong. (with 2%)

- You need to read to me while I am manfully fixing sh*t around the house.

- While I'm taking nap... make yourself useful and get dinner started.... something good.

- like pot roast.

- I will try to deal with your smart-ass english-major-y remarks, but don't think you won't be getting spanked.

- i hate weeding yard...(too tedious and futile) But will read my book nearby while you do it.

- Dancing.... (hey listen... if we're at the club... and they play a slow one..... i'll lead. You just look pretty and twirl when i want you to.)

- i like to nibble saltine crackers and ginger ale when feeling throw-uppy...(it would be nice if you could pat my hand, rub my head, and say soothing stuff.)

- I'll be forcing your fat a** to work out with me 3 times a week.
I'm planning for us both to live well into old-age, riding our bikes, eating ice cream cones and solving mysteries like that one lady on murder she wrote.

- guess will also be making me french toast on sunday. Be sure you make it right with a little sprinkle of cinnamon and confectioners sugar on top.

- by the way.... if you're a big sports fan, go find someone else.
I'm really only interested in one sport.

- It's called "banging you."

- (ok. occasionally i might play volleyball at somebody's
backyard cook out.)


My Flaws and Weaknesses:
check this out.


I'm the single greatest man you have ever met or ever will meet.

Special Skills:

1. Can almost de-seal Delmonte single-serving
fruit cup without spilling all over self and/or others.

2. Looking after for example... hugging you when you're having one of your irrational anxiety-spells at 2am about.... whatever....
....unfulfilled dreams
....your dad
....your sister
....your idiot prom date
....some other crazy sh*t that happened to you in the 2nd grade.

I'm not looking for the perfect girl. Just the perfect one for me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
1. Foraging for berries.
2. Charming, self-depricating banter at bakery about donut I should probably not be getting.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Singin' In The Rain.... A Room With A View....Moonstruck....It's a Wonderful Life.....Downton Abbey....The Little Rascals....David Sedaris....Truman Capote....Bill Bryson....Garrison Keillor....Anne Tyler....The Beatles....Massive Attack....Sia....Nirvana....Sinatra....Ella Fitzgerald....Zero 7....constantly in search of new song-of-the-moment.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
(ummm... let's see.... )
nope...that's it. just malt-o-meal
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
scared of bigfoot.