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bionic4

46 Lakewood, OH Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30–52
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 3:57pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
University
Job
Construction
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Status
Single
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
(Listen... i don't care about these essays....
and neither do you......... they're ridiculous and absurd. ......Hell.... dating is ridiculous and absurd...... so i'm going to skip ahead and say this)

Do i want to bang you?
Yes.
But what really interests me is what happens after that.

Sex is boring... mediocre.....(nobody really admits it...... but ...come on. )....... it usually lacks passion, artistry... or true joy........

Except for those lucky couples who feel that undeniable "click."
Do you know what i mean?

I've felt it once or twice..... i imagine you have too... at least i hope so.

Sometimes i lay awake telling myself it's fine...... better not to remember those happier times now....... "i'm doing fine."

The universe can be a cold, unforgiving place.... Life asks us to be tough and resilient. To endure the hard things.... but to also find the courage and will to seek love and joy.

(uggghh..... i know, right?.... this whole self-description is embarrassing and sappy? .... but screw it.... i don't care.)

[...Ok... cut to the sincere part .... where the music swells.... and billy crystal is pouring out his heart to pre-plastic-surgery meg ryan.... trying to get her to listen for christ's sake....]

Do you think you might be that weird girl? .......... the one i'm smiling about at work because of something you said that morning... And then I get that warm itch inside at the end of the day that only gets soothed when i'm back breathing the same air as you. ....or just hearing you in the next room, sorting forks and spoons, complaining about fruit flies and how we're almost out of tide pods™.

And do you think you can let me try to be your favorite boy?.... the one you wish you could text while you're stuck in that boring meeting .... and get distracted about holding me close....smelling my shirt... like a drug you didn't know you needed .... but now you're addicted...... (it's almost sad.)

In the bedroom... taking off your clothes.... i want to own you. Remember the last time a man really "owned" you? ......the two of you growling with pleasure..... glad to be alive in this moment........ he knew just how to touch you..... He just knew.... damn him.

Now let's own each other.

i want someone to lay there in the dark with, talking and laughing about stuff..... Someone to get up with..... and drink wine and make eggs with... Someone to sit across the room from, reading our books and occasionally sharing fun passages....... Someone to listen to the rain on the porch with..... Someone to be snowed-in, watching some old katherine hepburn movie with......

Someone i can spoil and love ....and take care of.

And if you ever get diagnosed with a fatal disease.... i will visit you every day in the hospital and bring you jolly ranchers and crossword puzzles and sit there in the chair next to your bed. ....i wouldn't want to be anywhere else.

ok... i know........this is awkward and embarrassing for both of us......wading through all this intimate & sentimental stuff.

(Maybe i should just delete this and talk about nascar and the cavs..... what i like on my pizza.....)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
1. Foraging for berries.
2. Charming, self-depricating banter at bakery about donut I should probably not be getting.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Singin' In The Rain.... A Room With A View.... Moonstruck.... It's a Wonderful Life..... Downton Abbey.... The Little Rascals.... David Sedaris.... Truman Capote.... Bill Bryson.... Garrison Keillor.... Anne Tyler.... The Beatles....Massive Attack....Sia....Nirvana....Sinatra....Ella Fitzgerald....Zero 7....constantly in search of new song-of-the-moment.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Malt-o-meal
(ummm... let's see.... )
nope...that's it. just malt-o-meal
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
scared of bigfoot.