I'm excellent. Truly a distinguished gentleman. Let's get in touch, we'll have a rousing good time of it. After all, my distinguished gentlemanly ways demand it.

I like music, and cars, and computers, and girls, and properly fitting shoes, and mechanical keyboards, and phones, and earl grey tea.

At my job I keep the WiFi safe from those that would do it harm. Tech support can be a silly job sometimes.

I'm trying to get enough money/time ready to attend post-secondary school and get a degree. Then I'll be making more money than Jesus.

In my downtime I'm trying to learn Japanese, which makes me feel like I'm slowly developing a superpower. (The power to understand Japanese.)

I'm a huge fan of photography. It allows me to be deeply technical, it's useful, expressive, and I get to play with all the gear that I love so much.

Photography also ties in well with my main computer obsession, and leads naturally to videography. Working with video is great, because the actual filming process is very similar to photography, but then you get to open up this whole huge crazy world of editing afterwards.

I recently sold my car and replaced it with a motorcycle, that's kind of consumed my being recently.

My herculean height and my strikingly chiseled jawline. Also helmet hair.

My top authors would have to be Dan Simmons, Neal Stephenson, and Vernor Vinge.

Movies? Recently I've been watching a lot of MST3K and Kung Fu. I'll give you ten favourites off the top of my head. Fifth Element, Kung Pow, Shaun Of The Dead, Oldboy, Die Hard, Team America, Snatch, Seven Samurai, Heavy Metal, and Supertroopers

As for shows, I'd gladly watch any of these any time:Top Gear, Community, The IT Crowd, Psych, Arrested Development, Better Off Ted, Perfect Hair Forever, Adventure Time, Archer, Planetes, South Park, and loads more that I can't remember just now.

Music is all over the place. I'm a sucker for French house music. Funky? Chill? Yeah, it's the best. In no particular order some of my top artists are: Daft Punk, Electric Light Orchestra, DJ Sharpnel, Nero, Barenaked Ladies, Justice, Scissor Sisters, System of a Down, The Prodigy, Venetian Snares, DJ Fresh, The Bloody Beetroots, Junkie XL, Dire Straits, Calvin Harris, Chase & Status, The Avalanches, and Nujabes.

Food is pretty easy. If it won't kill me immediately, I'll gladly eat it. At the house I stay nourished with the help of my proud rice cooker, plus whatever else is in the fridge. If I'm short on time as well as caloric intake, I'll eat fast food without any complaints. I find that pretty much everything is delicious.

A phone, a knife, broadband, pants, a towel, and another pair of pants.

There's no reason to have a cake except to eat it, why would I want a cake that I couldn't eat? That's a dumb saying. Literally the only reason you would make or buy a cake, was for the express purpose of its consumption.

I wonder if people raised in space would have a concept of "floor" or "ceiling." Would they orient themselves so their heads were all pointing the same way in groups? Or would nobody care?

. . . Ficas trees are weird.

Working.

Also, wishing I weren't working.

I know all the lyrics to "It's Raining Men." I don't know why or how, but I do.

It's like a curse.

You find me sufficiently desirable to spark up a conversation.