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birthdeathdecay

30 F Berthoud, CO

My Details

Last Online
Jul 12
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
You know what I like? All the little moments of a road trip, like when you saw that huge bizarre statue off the side of the interstate or you had to eat at that creepy gas station at 1 AM because it was the only food around. The road trip is a trite, thinly veiled metaphor for life, you see.

I'm a suburbanite by birth, country girl by choice. The pace and lifestyle out here suit me just fine. Sometimes I wonder if I'll ever be able to integrate back into the suburban world, or if I'll retreat to some remote off-grid mountain abode in later years. I mention my lifestyle because I feel it is a marginally apt means of beginning to describe myself. I'm somewhat offbeat and, while I get along with most people and enjoy going into town sometimes, I find many things that pass for normal in our society to be either depressing or baffling and would rather just do my own thing.

I like to cook and am probably better at it than any of my other hobbies. I make a good curry. I raise laying hens and am a bit of a crazy chicken lady. I'm gradually improving my self-taught photography skills. I like to shoot and would like to try out archery sometime. I play the recorder (poorly). I am a horrible beer snob and very much enjoy geeky talk about it and finding new beers I haven't had. I still have a lot to learn.

I'm married to a pretty cool dude (check him out: loredous).
What I’m doing with my life
Trying not to get run over, eaten, blown up or shot.
I’m really good at
Eyeballing leftovers and selecting the right tupperware container to hold precisely that volume of stuff. Also, knowing what time it is without looking at a clock. These are my superpowers. I wish I had cooler superpowers.
The first things people usually notice about me
I once asked a Lowe's employee where I could find something, and instead of responding, he completely zoned out and stared blankly at me. When he finally roused himself, he said "Huh? What? Sorry, I was too busy staring at your nose!"

I guess my nose is entrancing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A Song of Ice and Fire (the whole thing, I'm sorry to say), Joe Abercrombie, Robert E. Howard, Richard K. Morgan, lots of cookbooks. Currently reading: Best Served Cold. Next up: Kitchen Confidential and Medium Raw, Lovecraft

I'm trying to catch up on all the movies I never saw. Soon: Pulp Fiction, American Psycho. Last seen in theaters: Act of Valor (hilariously terrible, hilarrible if you will), The Artist (awesome).

TV: Dexter, Star Trek, Game of Thrones, Weeds, No Reservations, Daily Show, Key and Peele, Futurama, etc. etc.

My musical tastes are all over the place. A few: Satellite High, Mari Boine, Bluetech, Crooked Still, Arch Enemy, Lady Gaga, Massive Attack, Lamb of God, The Duhks, Matisyahu, The Wailin' Jennys, In Flames, Damian Marley

I'm not a picky eater, although I once had a mortifying incident wherein I accidentally ordered brains at a pretentious French restaurant. That was a little much. I did spend some time in Japan and, speaking little Japanese, ate a lot of mystery food (like the flailing omelet creature).
The six things I could never do without
Fresh air. Space. Growing things. A camera. A kitchen. Quiet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Normal human things. The people I love. The poetry in the world and how I wish I could express it better. What's wrong with people. What I want to be when I grow up.
On a typical Friday night I am
Mercilessly critiquing a hapless microbrew.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 19–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You're also looking for new friends to get you out of the house. I'm down for most anything.