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biteyourlegsoff

30 Brooklyn, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Straight women only
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jun 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Education
Space camp
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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My username comes from Monty Python and The Holy Grail, "The Black Knight," who, after being de-armed and (literally) de-feeted, taunts his assailants with his only means of attack: biting his enemy's legs off with his teeth.

Imagine an armor-clad, armless, legless enemy, utterly de-feeted and unwilling to give up. If you imagine the right type of person and the right type of fight, you might get a glimpse of me.

I'm like few other people you'll ever meet (that's what they all say), for better and worse, and your life may possibly never be the same after getting to know me. That, itself, however, will take time and effort.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I couldn't do without some sort of hope for the future... or low art gloominati. Music, speakers, Bluetooth® make a great couple. A triplet. Youtube™ makes it so easy.

But I can live without touch screen laptops, although I have one. I haven't found much use except for the occasional scrolling of webpages, or zooming in. How dull.

Have you seen how many people bow their heads down in worship of their smartphones in the subway all at the same time? It's like some scary cult, but I like my smartphone too. Dammit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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"All absolute statements are false"