Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My username comes from Monty Python and The Holy Grail, "The Black
Knight," who, after being de-armed and (literally) de-feeted,
taunts his assailants with his only means of attack: biting his
enemy's legs off with his teeth.
Imagine an armor-clad, armless, legless enemy, utterly de-feeted
and unwilling to give up. If you imagine the right type of person
and the right type of fight, you might get a glimpse of me.
I'm like few other people you'll ever meet (that's what they all
say), for better and worse, and your life may possibly never be the
same after getting to know me. That, itself, however, will take
time and effort.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I couldn't do without some sort of hope for the future... or low
art gloominati. Music, speakers, Bluetooth® make a great couple. A
triplet. Youtube™ makes it so easy.
But I can live without touch screen laptops, although I have one. I
haven't found much use except for the occasional scrolling of
webpages, or zooming in. How dull.
Have you seen how many people bow their heads down in worship of
their smartphones in the subway all at the same time? It's like
some scary cult, but I like my smartphone too. Dammit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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"All absolute statements are false"
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