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bitofaberk

29 Berkeley, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 26
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Buddhism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Hospitality
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Here is a list of characteristics that describe me:

1. I'm an excellent marksman.

2. Basically, I'm the smartest person you'll ever meet. I enjoy solving differential equations in my head, improvising symmetrical four-part fugues on the Baroque lute, and have memorized the better portion of the Encyclopedia Britannica. But you know, I don't try to like brag about my intelligence or whatever.

3. I'm worshipped as a God in a village somewhere in Sudan. I think I sent them a box of sweaters. Or maybe it was Oreos.

4. Wherever I go, a giggling swarm of gorgeous women tends to follow me.

5. I don't own a car and don't know how to drive. I teleport everywhere. One of the above statements is not true.

Naw, I'm just messing with you guys! I'm not a marksman.

P.S. Oh, and I'm well endowed. Not enormous. Just, nice.

P.P.S. You'll have to forgive me if I'm very forward. No, seriously. If you don't, we won't get along. Also, you'll need a sense of humor, and be well trained to use it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Learning the algebra of abstract complex and real-valued vector spaces of both finite and infinite dimension.

It's not as easy as it sounds.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Having totally pointless debates about philosophy and current events. And I'm pretty good at sex too.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The intense inner beauty of my soul.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My close friends, some of whom I'm lucky enough to live with. (Dare I call them "bro's"?)
2. Girls
3. Math.
4. The fact that you can like both girls and math and still get laid nowadays. Thank you, Zooey Deschanel, for making nerds cool. Even if no one believes you're actually a nerd.
5. The cheap chinese food abundant in certain neighborhoods of San Francisco, without which I probably would have starved to death by now.
6. Girls.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What a fucking weird and amazing thing it is that I exist in the first place.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wishing I weren't working, like a normal person who doesn't work as a waiter.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If you're having a conversation with me and you're making lots of grammatical errors, I'm probably spending nearly all my mental energy keeping myself from correcting you like the high school English teacher you never wanted to see again.
You should message me if
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You:
1. Have a sense of humor.

2. Don't take yourself (or other people, especially me) too seriously.

3. When you look in the mirror, you see a beautiful woman looking back at you-- whether she's thin, big, wide, small, black, white, brown, or purple. (But not blue. I despise blue people.)

4. Love chocolate. And life. Not necessarily in that order.

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