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bitterkold

27 / M / straight / Single

Salt Lake City, Utah

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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 0" (1.82m).
Body Type
Thin
Looking For
New friends, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other and laughing about it
Sign
Libra and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Clerical / Administrative
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Kids
Pets
Likes dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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I am jaded, cynical, and full of dry humor.

My Self-Summary

So; I'd like to say I'm just your average 26 year old guy, but really, what would you base it on? I mean, for example, from a regional standpoint: I'm unmarried, don't have any kids, and regularly drink enough to kill small livestock. The latter isn't something I'm particularly proud of, but it warrants a mention; and considering the ridiculous amounts I used to put away, I have no reservations as far as that's concerned.

I'm an avid writer, though yet to be published. the majority of my work is in the form of journals covering the last decade plus, though lyrics and poetry come in at a close second, and I've also done a few short stories,

What else... I smoke and think a lot, arguably too much, though I enjoy both. Philosophy and Psychology are subjects that interest me greatly. I'm not a huge fan of TV, but it's rare I wouldn't watch a lecture on either if I saw one on. I also love camping, fishing, and hiking; almost anything to do with the mountains in fair weather. Snowboarding is great too; but exhausting and painful given my very limited experience.

With all the shit going down (or hitting the fan, your pick) in today's economy, I've become more of a homebody than I used to be, though more out of necessity than choice.

Early this year, I quit playing world of warcraft. Previously, that occupied a good bit of my time outside of work; time now spent playing bass or guitar, chatting online, or writing, as I'd mentioned. Lately I've been watching more movies than usual, but am running out of things I -want- to see. Usually I try to avoid watching movies or TV for lack of else to do... What then?

-Update a profile! :p......

What I’m doing with my life

I'm a Clerk. It's so fantastically boring and simple that a trained monkey could do my job... I should train a monkey to do my job. :D

Seriously though, I'm looking for a more stable job so I can get my own place in the next few months here. I've been rooming with friends in my current residence for just a bit over two years now and I love the house, but I see it as kind of a natural progression from family to roommates to handling your own shit, so to speak.

I’m really good at

Art, making music, writing, cooking, hosting parties, picking up on the emotions of those around me; killing time.

The first things people usually notice about me

My long hair, dry sense of humor, and wonderfully twisted sense of logic.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

To start with music; A lot of it depends on my mood, but some of my definite favorites:
Alkaline Trio
Tool
Rage Against The Machine
Combichrist
Soundgarden
Ohgr
The Presets
Postal Service
Bush
The Eels
Hendrix
The Doors
The Beatles
Johnny Cash
Modest Mouse
Nine Inch Nails
Gnarls Barkley
Snog
Jimmy Buffett
and plenty more; these just came to mind.

Favorite books (or authors, rather): Stephen King, Anne Rice, Terry Goodkind, whatever happens to be around to read

Movies:I don't know that I have any FAVORITE movies; Most I watch once, might enjoy or might not, and that's that.

Food:just about anything spicy, but more specifically thai, greek, mexican, italian, scottish (No haggis though, please), and it's hard to beat a good chili-cheese burger or pastrami burger.

The six things I could never do without

Music, Coffee, Travel, Ink, internet, Adventure

I spend a lot of time thinking about

lately? Bills, my flow, and how to break myself off a bigger chunk o' that 'root of all evil'.

On a typical Friday night I am

Following whatever plans were made the week prior (if any) and calling friends until I find something interesting going on (if not).

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

Once a Transgendered guy told me that I was more
effeminate than she was.
Kink=very yes.

You should message me if

You feel like talking, driving, screaming, jumping up and down, throwing french fries at random inanimate objects, wandering aimlessly, or;

If you feel like messaging me.