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bizarro_art01

28 Charlotte, NC Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Dec 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Do you ever get to that point where your give-a-crap meter broke because it overshot? Well, thats me now.

I'm just a guy going with the flow of life now. I put in my weight and time, so now, I'm coasting on the nestle I've made for myself.

meh, this is the lamest part. I'm ahead in life, so wanting now the fun to come with it. Work during the day, enjoying whatever I can on nights and weekends.

Who am I really? Easy: just someone else's side of the coin.

I'm not machine washable and all of my potted plants are called "Steve".
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living mostly.

I work a cool job, and do a lot with it. If I'm not volunteering at the local school, I'm sipping scotch waiting for the weekend to come. Love my work, love my coworkers, and waiting now for some decent life to show up in town. I have it made all but a few personal goals.

Some say that I sleep inside out.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, think, and glaze over. I can run a 5K in 21 minutes but in 18 if a police dog is after me.

Removing my shoes properly with an allen key.

I'm great at making a lady feel great about herself and wondering why many other men are...the way they are.

Making blunt, dark, sick humor is a specialty of mine.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't act my age. If not that that I'm a skeptical person not afraid to question anything bluntly to anyone.

Smartass in a kind and light manner.

I only know 2 facts about ducks and both are wrong.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Shows: Mad Men, True Blood, Top Gear, Deadliest Catch, How I Met Your Mother, SNL, Comedy Central Presents, Daily Show, Colbert Report

Books: Atlas Shrugged, LoTR, Wheel of Time

Music: Muse, Black & Gold, The Shinns, Dave Brubeck, Dethklok, Glen Miller, Jimmy Buffet

Food: Bacon, Scotch, Quorums, Sam Adams, Saratac, Red Oak
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Phone,
camera,
computer,
internet,
my dog,
JW Black Label
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whatever is inside Schrödinger's box, who took the cookie from the cookie jar, whether OJ really did it, what I will eat for lunch tomorrow, what movie to watch next, whether I can comprehend if we're alone in the universe or now.

Also my finance portfolio though and how long it might take to explain how one works to people my age.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On Reddit, in the bar, driving somewhere, hanging out with friends, drinking scotch or wine and laughing at incredibly stupid or lame stuff on the internet.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I keep in my wallet a photocopy, of my wallet.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are compelled to mash your keyboard and then I do the same. Also first messages from women are the best. You get 10 Bonus points for Griffindor when you do so.