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bizarro_mando

33 M Austin, TX

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:19am
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (also known as tina belcher sound). i'm working. i'm hanging out with friends. i'm reading/watching stuff? that might be about it.

oh, and quoting bob's burgers. (tina is my spirit animal,as you may have guessed by now.)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
just started freelancing again. i have a couple of clients that will hopefully keep me busy. mostly i'm just looking forward to working from home again, more than likely while pantsless. it's all about comfort.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
• catching the grammatical/spelling/punctuation errors others make (i've been an editor/proofreader since 2000. i might judge if you use the wrong there/their/they're or misspell something. just getting that out of the way.)
• sleeping in (it's what weekends are for.)
• quoting something from a show no one around me has seen (you don't get that i just quoted something from 3rd season 30 rock? that's probably fine.)
• sounding Canadian (apparently, when you watch enough Canadian TV shows, you pick up the accent. that's my excuse.)
• wearing cardigans (but i still want more.)
• making grilled cheese (provolone, chedder, and cream cheeses)
• making things awkward
• making lists (followed by parenthetical clauses)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
uhhhhhh...lately it's probably that i've been talking to myself out loud at the grocery store. what, you don't do that? i thought it was perfectly normal and doesn't make me seem crazy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: anything by Francesca Lia Block (Weetzie Bat), Gore Vidal (Kalki), Plath (Johnny Panic), Burroughs (The Wild Boys), Salinger (Nine Stories). Sci-fi (too much to admit). Admittedly a lot of young adult (Loteria by Mario Alberto Zambrano is my most recent fave). Sedaris (both). Sarah Vowell. Rakoff. Nabokov. Let The Right One In. Memoirs.

Comics: X-Men, Chew, Angel & Faith, TMNT, Saga, Fables, Hellraiser, Hellblazer, Sandman, Preacher, Y The Last Man, The Invisibles, Teen Titans, Wonder Woman, Animal Man, Swamp Thing, Hack/Slash, The Walking Dead, Doom Patrol, Sailor Moon, K Chronicles

Movies: Heathers, Showgirls, Spaceballs, Romy & Michele, most Hitchcock, anything Gregg Araki, Hellraiser, Nightmare on Elm Street, Flesh-Eating Mothers, Alien, Party Girl, House of Yes, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Batman Returns, Say Anything, Muriel's Wedding, Lolita, Rosemary's Baby, cheesy horror, sci-fi

TV: HANNIBAL!!!, Bates Motel, BROAD CITY!!!, 30 Rock, Degrassi (original & TNG), DS9, BSG, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Sherlock, Lost Girl, Being Erica, Party Down, American Horror Story (all seasons), French & Saunders, Misfits, Buffy, Adventure Time, Regular Show, Batman: TAS, Daria, HIMYM, Community, Awkward, Teen Wolf, Vampire Diaries, It's Always Sunny, Transformers Prime, Warehouse 13, Gilmore Girls, Arrested Development, Please Like Me, Happy Endings, Venture Bros, The State

Music: Sleater-Kinney, X, Sonic Youth, The Donnas, Rasputina, Juliana Hatfield, Bratmobile, anything Kathleen Hanna, Bad Religion, Weezer, That Dog, Pixies, Ben Folds, Aimee Mann, PJ Harvey, Lush, The Smiths, Joy Division, Magnetic Fields, The Meat Purveyors, Attic Ted, Kate Bush, Evita, Cabaret, Hedwig, Phantom of the Paradise, Shock Treatment, Dresden Dolls, Abba, Babes in Toyland, L7, Ivy, Pavement, Pansy Division, Medicine, Liz Phair, TMBG, Faith No More, Heart, Carpenters, Julieta Venegas, Kristin Hersh, most baroque, Stravinsky, Orff

Podcats: This American Life, Savage Lovecast, The Moth, Nerdist, The Bugle

Food: pizza, greek, mexican, breakfast tacos, apples, cheese & broc rice
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my glasses, my morrissey t-shirt, my freddy kruger cardigan, pizza, apples, water
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
drinking. (i don't really. but one of my favorite bands, named the meat purveyors, has a song titled "thinking about drinking". so i just gave the joke away.)

but seriously, lately it's been "is lumpy space princess a gay icon?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
uhhh...hh with the besty, then watching hannibal, then drinks at barflys. i am a creature of habit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i'm secretly canadian? (i'm not, really. but i have gotten mistaken for canadian a lot. and indian.)
You should message me if
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congratulations! you made it through my profile. POP QUIZ TIME!

psych.

but if you'd like to grab a whiskey and club soda or a dirty chai, send me a line. i don't bite...unless instructed to do so.