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bizarro_mando

32 M Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Mar 21
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
uhh. i'm working. i'm hanging out with friends. i'm reading/watching stuff? that might be about it.

oh, and quoting bob's burgers. (tina is my spirit animal.)
What I’m doing with my life
telling people that i celebrated "real" thanksgiving last month. (sometimes i really go with the fake canadian thing.) i work at an advertising agency. sometimes it's easy as shit. sometimes i work 60+ hour weeks. so yeah. there's that.
I’m really good at
• catching the grammatical errors others make (it pays the bills. also, i've been doing this professionally for 15 years; i WILL be judging you on your grammatical/spelling/punctuation errors. just getting that out of the way.)
• knowing when an HTML entity is being used and when it is not (again, judging.)
• sleeping in (it's what weekends are for.)
• quoting something from a show no one around me has seen (you don't get that i just quoted something from 3rd season 30 rock? that's probably fine.)
• sounding Canadian (apparently, when you watch enough Canadian TV shows, you pick up the accent. that's my excuse.)
• wearing cardigans (but i still want more.)
• making grilled cheese (provolone, chedder, and cream cheeses)
• making things awkward
• making lists (followed by parenthetical clauses)
The first things people usually notice about me
if out in public: probably the cig in my hand.

if at work: my scowl? or more than likely me yelling at my computer screen in a whisper. i do that a lot. how does that project manager not know she did something wrong? i will quietly yell at my monitor expecting no response.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: anything by Francesca Lia Block (Weetzie Bat), Gore Vidal (Kalki), Plath (Johnny Panic), Burroughs (The Wild Boys), Salinger (Nine Stories). Sci-fi (too much to admit). Admittedly a lot of young adult (Loteria by Mario Alberto Zambrano is my most recent fave). Sedaris (both). Sarah Vowell. Rakoff. Nabokov. Let The Right One In. Memoirs.

Comics: X-Men, Chew, Angel & Faith, TMNT, Saga, Fables, Hellraiser, Hellblazer, Sandman, Preacher, Y The Last Man, The Invisibles, Teen Titans, Wonder Woman, Animal Man, Swamp Thing, Hack/Slash, The Walking Dead, Doom Patrol, Sailor Moon, K Chronicles

Movies: Heathers, Showgirls, Spaceballs, Romy & Michele, most Hitchcock, anything Gregg Araki, Hellraiser, Nightmare on Elm Street, Flesh-Eating Mothers, Alien, Party Girl, House of Yes, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Batman Returns, Say Anything, Muriel's Wedding, Lolita, Rosemary's Baby, cheesy horror, sci-fi

TV: Degrassi (original & TNG), DS9, BSG, 30 Rock, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Sherlock, Lost Girl, Being Erica, Party Down, American Horror Story (all seasons), French & Saunders, Misfits, Buffy, Adventure Time, Regular Show, Batman: TAS, Daria, HIMYM, Community, Awkward, Teen Wolf, Vampire Diaries, It's Always Sunny, Transformers Prime, Warehouse 13, Gilmore Girls, Arrested Development, Please Like Me, Happy Endings, Venture Bros, The State

Music: Sleater-Kinney, X, Sonic Youth, The Donnas, Rasputina, Juliana Hatfield, Bratmobile, anything Kathleen Hanna, Bad Religion, Weezer, That Dog, Pixies, Ben Folds, Danny Elfman, Aimee Mann, PJ Harvey, Lush, The Smiths, Joy Division, Magnetic Fields, The Meat Purveyors, Attic Ted, Kate Bush, Evita, Cabaret, Hedwig, Phantom of the Paradise, Shock Treatment, Dresden Dolls, Abba, Babes in Toyland, L7, Ivy, Pavement, Pansy Division, Medicine, Liz Phair, TMBG, Faith No More, Heart, Carpenters, Julieta Venegas, Kristin Hersh, most baroque, Stravinsky, Orff

Podcats: This American Life, Savage Lovecast, The Moth, Nerdist, The Bugle

Food: pizza, greek, mexican, breakfast tacos, apples, cheese & broc rice
The six things I could never do without
my glasses, my morrissey t-shirt, my freddy kruger cardigan, pizza, apples, water
I spend a lot of time thinking about
drinking. (i don't really. but one of my favorite bands, named the meat purveyors, has a song titled "thinking about drinking". so i just gave the joke away.)

but seriously, lately it's been "is lumpy space princess a gay icon?"
On a typical Friday night I am
uhh. this has been haphazard lately. either i'm still at work or i'm at happy hour with my BFF.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i'm secretly canadian? (i'm not, really. but i have gotten mistaken for canadian a lot. and indian.)
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 27–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
i haven't scared you off?