***Update***
Sorry ladies, I'm officially off the market. As much as I'd love to get to know all of you, I'm going to be upfront about it. I met somebody really amazing (on OKC, no less) so don't come beating my door down trying to take me away. It's not happening. :P

Go on about your business. Nothing to see here.
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Well I did this once before, but I deleted myself out of frustration. Now I'm back out of frustration. Sure is a positive note to start with, isn't it? :p

I like coffee, dinner, movies, mini golf, long walks on the beach, Hugh Grant movies, and giving foot massages. Actually, who am I kidding? Nobody like Hugh Grant movies, except for Love Actually. That shit is hilarious and heartwarming.

I tend to see the world in terms of how it can benefit me and my friends, how we can benefit the world, and how fermentation became the most important process in the entirety of existence.

I like freedom a lot. I'm all about guns and sex and drugs and expression and naughty words that offend your grandmother and all the other shit you're not supposed to do according to one or another set of douchy oppressive nanny-state bureaucrats.

I also love cake. If you can bake and happen to enjoy it, skip to the message button and let's get to know each other. I'm a grilling type for the most part. All my measurements are eyeballed, so precision screws with me in the kitchen.

I tend to be really honest. I don't like hurting feelings unless you deserve it, which most people apparently do, and I like to hang with people who will hurl abuse back at me as easily as I do at them.

I guess I just want to meet one or maybe more of you lovely ladies to have some good times with. I didn't mean that to sound as misogynistic and overtly sexual as it probably did, but I'm not ruling it out. ;)

I also tend to swear a lot. That's just something to be dealt with because it's not going to change now. I certainly will go out of my way not to swear *at* you, but swearing around you at any random inanimate objects or odd situations is inevitable and occasionally hilarious.

Reading, watching, observing, drinking, enjoying time with my friends and saving up to visit South Korea while one of my best friends is teaching English there. Never you mind the unemployed part. I'll be back in Atlanta as soon as gainful employment has resumed.

Beer math
Measuring things outside the kitchen
Taking the seriousness out
Being comically observant and/or oblivious as the situation requires

I'm tall and lack a social filter.

These could be much longer, but nobody wants to read all that crap. Breaking it down for you,

Books: Dune, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Foundation, Brave New World, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Harry Potter and the Six Excellent Sequels

Movies: The Blues Brothers, Dr. Strangelove, Star Trek 2, 4, 5, 6, Star Trek 2009, Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, The Dark Knight, Blazing Saddles, Inherit the Wind, The Godfather 1 and 2, Harry Potter 1-5 and counting, A Clockwork Orange, Nail Gun Massacre, Gran Torino

Music: Superdrag, The Rolling Stones, The Beatles, Fountains of Wayne, Weezer, Young Agent Jones, Beethoven, Unknown Hinson, Creedence Clearwater Revival

TV Shows (not one of the things listed, but it clearly belongs): The X-Files, Bullshit!, Cheers, Star Trek, Squidbillies, The Venture Brothers, Good Eats, Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations, X-Men (the early 90s cartoon on Fox, not the Evolution crap)

Food: Cheeseburgers, wings, blah blah blah. More exotic stuff welcome, but I haven't the money to travel and experience them yet. Always up for suggestions, as long as it's not vegan. It's a moral issue, just ask if you really want to know.

Thrift stores
The internet
Beer
Books
A towel
New Balance shoes (comfortable and they last for-fucking-ever)

What other people are thinking about
Whatever game I'm playing/book I'm reading/movie I just watched
Sex/love/uh-oh feelings
Recipes
When I can afford to get a cat

Drinking
Surfing the infotubes
Hanging out with friends
Cooking

I'm kind of a wallflower, especially when I meet several new people at once. It's too much to take in. After a few beers I'm cool again.

You're over 18 and don't want to talk about Jesus

Doubly so if you want to drink and/or if you skipped here because of cake.