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bizarroamhappy

45 Brooklyn, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 30–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I got that dodo style coming all out my face-hole
Let's hang for a while, and get this world under control.
I hit the mic daily, make them clap gayly
Hi five and in the other hand Irish Cream Bailey's.

You like a good time call me, my numbers on the wall.
Written in the ladies room on the bathroom stall.
Don't be a sucker suck, I'm telling it true.
Girls need to know it before they come through.

I got a kitty cat sleeping on my lap named Ding ding
I dont like pastries but I got the last twinky.
New york city baby, put your booty in motion.
I don't go out in the summer without sun tan lotion.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Four and three and two and one
I brighten up the silver screen for money and fun.
Sometimes I hit the stage because you know I'm the one.
Six days of funk before you've really begun.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm the best at reading writing and biology
physics, mathematics, chemistry limnology
karate boxing gymnastics and judo
scrabble Yahtzee boggle and soduko
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a black albino straight from Alabama.
That's way down south and you know that I'am a- (repeat)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Tron Tron Tron Tron Tron
The T is for technically brilliant achievement.
The R is for right now you dont have believement.
The O is for Oh my god that movie rocks.
The N is Never doubt it will blow you out your socks.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Cookies.
Laughter
cartoons
music
good friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think a bout tomorrow but live in the today.
I think about how cool it is my hair will never gray.
I think about the old times with kid and play.
I think about this feeling that will never go away.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I get up and do it. I do it do it do it.
I get up and make it happen and bet you never knew it.
When I am done getting up you know I get down.
Friday night is just alright when I am not around.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This aint what you came in for is it?
So just skip this section and finish your visit.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like to read but you went and saw Looper.
Your brain is fat and so is your pooper.