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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 30-45
  • Located anywhere
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6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Catholicism and laughing about it
Dropped out of University
Doesn’t have kids
English (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I would like to pretend that I'm some quirky intellectual hipster that has already read that book you are currently reading years ago and liked your favorite band before they even formed and doesn't even own a TV, but I'm not. I'm me. It's taken me 37 years, but I think I've finally figured out who that is.

Did I say 37? I meant 29. And a half.

I'm 39 now. That's still "in my 30's", right? RIGHT?!?!?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working my nice cushy government job like the good drone that I am.
Discovering the joys of bicycling along the local trails. I will be doing this as much as possible this summer.
I've also started running again after a break of about, oh, 18 years or so. It might take a while till I get back to my high school pace.
I'm really attempting to more things outdoors this year. Mainly in an attempt to become less pasty and to make up for twenty years of sloth.
Oh, and I've started doing yoga. Not for any spiritual reasons, mind you. I just wanted to be able to touch my toes.
I'm really digging yoga. Oh, and I can touch my toes now.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Pop culture trivia.
That's going to get me far in life, but if you need to know any line from Goodfellas, I'm your man.
I also have a God given talent for picking out voiceovers. Again, an absolutely useless talent, unless they come up with a gameshow called "Name That VoiceOver".
I would totally get it in two words.

Also, mocking. I'm a world-class mocker.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm not even really sure how to answer this. I don't exactly go around asking people this.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I have come to finally admit that I am a complete and utter music snob, BUT this just means I will make you the most awesome mix CD you have ever heard in your life. Yes. A mix CD. What's that? It's a circular disc that stores data. Yes, some people still use them. Stop looking at me like that.

eReaders have also rekindled(no pun intended) my love of reading. Sometimes technology isn't soul-suckingly evil.

I typically read multiple books at once. Not for any high intellectual reason, mind you, but my horribly low attention span. Case in point, I am currently reading Infinite Jest, a biography on Woody Guthrie and a H.P. Lovecraft collection. I think this will end up driving me mad.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
At the moment?
1.) The interwebs (You can find anything online. Anything)
2.) Spotify(which I guess would fall under the whole internet thing, but still, awesome)
3.) My toaster oven(I live alone. Everything gets cooked in my toaster oven)
4.) My Kindle (Reading makes you smrt!)
5.) My crappy Schwinn bike. I'm starting to become obsessed with bike riding. I mean, I don't talk about it constantly or anything like that, but I like it.
*UPDATE*. I bought a new bike.
6.) Diet ginger ale (It's my crack. By which I mean, if you try to take it away from me, I will cut you.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Theoretical physics, quantum chromodynamics and pie.

Mostly pie.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Nothing. Which is kinda why I'm on here.
Thanks for making me feel self conscious, autonomous website. Jerkface.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm pretty unshy(that's not a word? It should be) about pretty much everything and will admit to everything. Go ahead, try it out for yourself!
You should message me if
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I'm seeing someone now but I've met some really awesome people on here so I'd like to keep that option open.