Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I would like to pretend that I'm some quirky intellectual hipster
that has already read that book you are currently reading years ago
and liked your favorite band before they even formed and doesn't
even own a TV, but I'm not. I'm me. It's taken me 37 years, but I
think I've finally figured out who that is.
Did I say 37? I meant 29. And a half.
I'm 38 now. This hurt to type.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working my nice cushy government job like the good drone that I
Discovering the joys of bicycling along the local trails. I will be
doing this as much as possible this summer.
I've also started running again after a break of about, oh, 18
years or so. It might take a while till I get back to my high
I'm really attempting to more things outdoors this year. Mainly in
an attempt to become less pasty and to make up for twenty years of
Oh, and I've started doing yoga. Not for any spiritual reasons,
mind you. I just wanted to be able to touch my toes.
I'm really digging yoga. Oh, and I can touch my toes now.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Pop culture trivia.
That's going to get me far in life, but if you need to know any
line from Goodfellas, I'm your man.
I also have a God given talent for picking out voiceovers. Again,
an absolutely useless talent, unless they come up with a gameshow
called "Name That VoiceOver".
I would totally get it in two words.
Also, mocking. I'm a world-class mocker.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm not even really sure how to answer this. I don't exactly go
around asking people this.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I have come to finally admit that I am a complete and utter music
snob, BUT this just means I will make you the most awesome mix CD
you have ever heard in your life. Yes. A mix CD. What's that? It's
a circular disc that stores data. Yes, some people still use them.
Stop looking at me like that.
eReaders have also rekindled(no pun intended) my love of reading.
Sometimes technology isn't soul-suckingly evil.
I typically read multiple books at once. Not for any high
intellectual reason, mind you, but my horribly low attention span.
Case in point, I am currently reading Infinite Jest, a biography on
Woody Guthrie and a H.P. Lovecraft collection. I think this will
end up driving me mad.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
At the moment?
1.) The interwebs (You can find anything online. Anything)
2.) Spotify(which I guess would fall under the whole internet
thing, but still, awesome)
3.) My toaster oven(I live alone. Everything gets cooked in my
4.) My Kindle (Reading makes you smrt!)
5.) My crappy Schwinn bike. I'm starting to become obsessed with
bike riding. I mean, I don't talk about it constantly or anything
like that, but I like it.
*UPDATE*. I bought a new bike.
6.) Diet ginger ale (It's my crack. By which I mean, if you try to
take it away from me, I will cut you.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Theoretical physics, quantum chromodynamics and pie.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Nothing. Which is kinda why I'm on here.
Thanks for making me feel self conscious, autonomous website.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm pretty unshy(that's not a word? It should be) about pretty much
everything and will admit to everything. Go ahead, try it out for
I’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 30–45
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends
You should message me if
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...you can. Or you want to. Or you can want to. Or want to
I know full well that this is a dating website and thats what I'm
here first and foremost for, but failing that, I'm also looking for
partners in crime just to do stuff with.
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