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38 M McKeesport, PA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 30
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly other
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Politics / Government
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I would like to pretend that I'm some quirky intellectual hipster that has already read that book you are currently reading years ago and liked your favorite band before they even formed and doesn't even own a TV, but I'm not. I'm me. It's taken me 37 years, but I think I've finally figured out who that is.

Did I say 37? I meant 29. And a half.

I'm 38 now. This hurt to type.
What I’m doing with my life
Working my nice cushy government job like the good drone that I am.
Discovering the joys of bicycling along the local trails. I will be doing this as much as possible this summer.
I've also started running again after a break of about, oh, 18 years or so. It might take a while till I get back to my high school pace.
I'm really attempting to more things outdoors this year. Mainly in an attempt to become less pasty and to make up for twenty years of sloth.
Oh, and I've started doing yoga. Not for any spiritual reasons, mind you. I just wanted to be able to touch my toes.
I'm really digging yoga. Oh, and I can touch my toes now.
I’m really good at
Pop culture trivia.
That's going to get me far in life, but if you need to know any line from Goodfellas, I'm your man.
I also have a God given talent for picking out voiceovers. Again, an absolutely useless talent, unless they come up with a gameshow called "Name That VoiceOver".
I would totally get it in two words.

Also, mocking. I'm a world-class mocker.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm not even really sure how to answer this. I don't exactly go around asking people this.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I have come to finally admit that I am a complete and utter music snob, BUT this just means I will make you the most awesome mix CD you have ever heard in your life. Yes. A mix CD. What's that? It's a circular disc that stores data. Yes, some people still use them. Stop looking at me like that.

eReaders have also rekindled(no pun intended) my love of reading. Sometimes technology isn't soul-suckingly evil.

I typically read multiple books at once. Not for any high intellectual reason, mind you, but my horribly low attention span. Case in point, I am currently reading Infinite Jest, a biography on Woody Guthrie and a H.P. Lovecraft collection. I think this will end up driving me mad.
The six things I could never do without
At the moment?
1.) The interwebs (You can find anything online. Anything)
2.) Spotify(which I guess would fall under the whole internet thing, but still, awesome)
3.) My toaster oven(I live alone. Everything gets cooked in my toaster oven)
4.) My Kindle (Reading makes you smrt!)
5.) My crappy Schwinn bike. I'm starting to become obsessed with bike riding. I mean, I don't talk about it constantly or anything like that, but I like it.
*UPDATE*. I bought a new bike.
6.) Diet ginger ale (It's my crack. By which I mean, if you try to take it away from me, I will cut you.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Theoretical physics, quantum chromodynamics and pie.

Mostly pie.
On a typical Friday night I am
Nothing. Which is kinda why I'm on here.
Thanks for making me feel self conscious, autonomous website. Jerkface.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm pretty unshy(that's not a word? It should be) about pretty much everything and will admit to everything. Go ahead, try it out for yourself!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if can. Or you want to. Or you can want to. Or want to can.
I know full well that this is a dating website and thats what I'm here first and foremost for, but failing that, I'm also looking for partners in crime just to do stuff with.