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28 M Washington, DC

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Yesterday – 4:31am
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids

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My self-summary
(The first thing I want to say is I feel weird about posting selfies. It's douchey. If you wanna see what I look like -- Instagram: Brambro)

I split my time between Baltimore and DC as a writer. I don't know how I feel about having a dating profile.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a staff writer for an online news site, and I mostly culture and religion. I get to travel a bit, and meet fantastic people, and talk to them about stuff.
I’m really good at
... being me. Reading situations/people. Being awkward. Picking out socks.
The first things people usually notice about me
I laugh a lot. My cool glasses.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Shadow of the Wind. Till We Have Faces. Let the Great World Spin. Tristram Shandy. House of Leaves. Watchmen. Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close. The Great Divorce. A Wrinkle in Time. The Life of Pi. Freakonomics. Peter Pan. On The Road. The Floating Opera House.

Movies: I <3 Huckabees. Love Actually. Where the Wild Things Are. The Kite Runner. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Amelie. American Beauty. Crash. The Road. Babel. Up. Hero. The Libertine. Born to Be Wild. Waiting for Guffman. Frozen. Saving Mr. Banks.

TV: Breaking Bad, The Americans, Lost, Modern Family, Downton Abbey, United States of Tara, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Office, OZ, Arrested Development, Alias, Chuck, Jeopardy, House Hunters, Cash Cab, Shark Week (all 7 days of it!!!).

Music: Amos Lee, Damien Rice, Adele, Gungor, Boyce Avenue, Elisa, Yann Tiersen, Duncan Sheik, Iron & Wine, She & Him, Kings of Leon, OneRepublic, Gustavo Santaolalla, Yael Naim, Amici Forever, Jon Schmidt, Vitamin String Quartet. And every song of the soundtrack to The Great Gatsby.

Food: Fresh juices, fresh fish, gluten-free desserts, raw ice cream (the one from Whole Foods with the dinosaur on the front), Thai food. And sour gummy stuff.
The six things I could never do without
1.) My family and friends
2.) My faith
3.) My books
4.) My memories
5.) Humor
6.) Physical affection
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My goals. Philosophy. Stories I want to write. Funny memories.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have an online dating profile.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 26–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
... you've read every word of my profile, and want to talk with me. If you want to talk with me, then write me a few lines. If you only write something silly like, "Sup?" or "Hey man, how's it going?" I'll assume you don't really care if I respond to that.