Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi....here is some info about me so you can start judging me right
*(I don't think someones personality can be understood and captured
in writing a few paragraphs, but here goes)
*I like to joke....a lot....if I joke with you and/or make jokes
about you, that means i like you (harmless jokes...at first)
*I'm college educated.
*I'm separated from my spouse.
*I have 2 children.
*I have a dog, a house, a car, and a job.
*I like to watch kung-fu movies.
*I date outside of my race (the aforementioned "spouse" I'm
separated from is black, absolutely no drama)
*I like old school 80s and 90s rap (yes, I'm white).
*I like reggae (no, I don't smoke weed....anymore)....i kid i
*I can't stand rude people. If you don't know anything about common
courtesy or how to be polite, just pass me by...odds are we
probably won't get along. You can still be honest, upfront, and
100% real without being rude. Also, if you can't hold a decent
conversation don't bother. I don't do one word or one way
conversations....if you're not interested in chatting, grow a pair
and say so...you won't hurt my feelings, I promise...
*Anything else you wanna know, google the Virgo male
horoscope....it's a pretty good explanation of me, mostly....oh
yeah, i almost forgot...I like warm hugs.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working and trying to be the best father I can be to my kids.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
My job, fixing things, building things, fixing cars, ....
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My unusual name (it sounds all foreign and exotic and shit)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
U$O, WTC, Criminal Minds, The 3 Stooges, The Benny Hill Show, Ali
G, A Christmas Story, Animal House, GoodFellas, Casino, Big Trouble
in Little China, The Killer, Zatoichi, Hardboiled, Yojimbo, The
Prodigal Son, The Water Margin, Lone Wolf and Cub, Once a Thief,
Curse of the Golden Flower, Enders Game series books, books about
different world religions, cultures, and history, reading about
anything related to engineering.
I like to cook and eat Turkish food. I eat almost anything except
pork.....and that stuff they were cooking as street food when I
went to China that smelled like boiled shit (I don't know what
boiled shit smells like, but if i had to guess, that would be what
it smelled like).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
*Ladies, all men have sex on the brain all the time (and any man
that denies it is a liar). #realtalk
*The question becomes, is it at the forefront of our mind or taken
a temporary backseat to something more pressing or important (like
food, work, driving a car, sleep, etc...if you think men can
multitask and think about sex and work at the sametime, you are
sadly mistaken and have given us too much credit)
*Honestly, men can't help it, we're hard-wired that way just like
any other male species, because a male has a natural instinct to
*The problem is that humans also use sex for pleasure in addition
to reproduction....that's where the males get in trouble....so
please forgive all those boys out there that send you inappropriate
pics before they even say "hi"....they haven't learned to control
their urges yet.
*other than sex, I think about my kids future and I think about
using my education and skills to invent things that will end human
suffering in this world....
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Recovering from the week at home with the kids....but Saturday.....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't be your Superman....
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you are not looking for a husband (in the near future).
(I'm definitely open to somewhat serious(er) long(er)-term
relationships lol, I would actually prefer that, but not open to:
hey lets get married in a few days/wks/months/years type of serious
relationship. Its best not to rush these things.)
...You are looking for a friend to hangout and have fun with.
...you're looking for a loyal and trustworthy lifelong
...you've read this far and would like to chat, we might as well
skip okc...just KiK me at bjack9090 or email bjack9090@gmail.
Oh yeah, one more thing....if you get your information from Fox
news, don't contact me.....ever....like EVER....
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