Ah, the always challenging endeavor of cramming your life into a
tiny box. Where to start...I was raised by some weird combination
of the Simpsons and Calvin and Hobbes. My life has turned out
exactly as you'd expect if you're familiar with those. Despite my
best efforts as a wild and reckless child, I managed to grow into
some sort of functioning adult. I imagine my tour in the Army had a
bit to do with that.
What I’m doing with my life
The ever important question. Which provides more than one answer!
In a few short words I'm supposed to give you an idea of how much
money I make, how much time I have to devote to a significant
other, if I'm married to my work, what my blood pressure will be
like in 5 years, and if the kids will need scholarships. Well, I
work at a car dealership. I'm the jerk that tells you what's wrong
with your car and how much it costs to fix it. As for the rest,
well, it's a dang good job. I'll let you decipher it.
I’m really good at
I'm a jack of all trades really. I can do it all!
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes. Oh, and this troublemaking smirk I get. The right side of
my mouth starts to curl into a smile just before the left. It's a
sign I'm up to no good.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book- Breakfast at Tiffany's Song - Breakfast at Tiffany's Movie-
Breakfast at Tiffany's. Weird right?
The six things I could never do without
My dog, guns, and truck for starters. There are definitely a lot of
things I don't want to think about living without, but I could. I
reckon there are a few spots up for grabs there. Are you interested
in being up there?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what I would do if I were President. Honestly. Catch me in the
shower, I'm probably giving a speech.
On a typical Friday night I am
I don't have typical friday nights. I don't have any typical
nights. I do whatever comes to mind, whenever it comes to mind!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
well now we are just playing with fire. That's not safe!
You should message me if
you think you should. I'll exceed your expectations. Also, if you
think you shouldn't. Because I'll prove you wrong.