My name is Ben and I am short. Ish. I have a very loud laugh to
make up for it. I'm a little introverted but I enjoy going out and
doing stuff more than I like sitting in my apartment. I have
problems staying up reading until 4 in the morning frequently. I am
extraordinarily flippant, sarcastic, and no topic is sacred when it
comes to humor around me.
What I’m doing with my life
I've been focused on my career. I love my job, it is pretty
awesome. I'm a level designer (if that means anything to you, the
reader), and I wouldn't trade it for anything in the world.
I drink my pancreas and liver into submission at least three and no
more than five times a week.
I also do jiu jitsu? It's pretty fun.
I’m really good at
Drinking at renaissance fairs
Drinking on Tuesdays
Drinking at home
Drinking at work
If I hadn't dropped out of college, I might see a trend here using
statistics... or something.
The first things people usually notice about me
I keep a short beard because I look like I'm twelve without it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I stick to fiction and science fiction. My favorite books
are Name of the Wind, Way of Kings, the Night Angel series, and
anything by Ian M. Banks.
Shows: Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law and Trailer Park Boys are my
favorites of all time; The Wire, Breaking Bad, Sherlock,
Music: Everything except country. I've currently been on a huge EDM
kick for the past couple years and it doesn't show any signs of
stopping. Feed Me/Spor, Mat Zo, Wolfgang Gartner, Royksopp, Pretty
Lights, etc. Too much stuff to list.
Food: Everything except eyeballs and pig's feet.
My movie knowledge is fairly terrible, hate away :c
The six things I could never do without
In no particular order: Beer, companionship, funny stuff on the
internet, music, and non-sequiters.
On a typical Friday night I am
At the pub with friends over a few pints, or playing MTG Commander
with my playgroup.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm kind of a piece of shit. In a really good way.
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