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34 M Long Island City, NY

I’m looking for

  • Straight women only
  • Ages 25–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 21
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has a kid
Likes dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Lots of work visas and passport stamps.
Went a wandering fairly early in life, and it was the best decision I could have ever made.

Insert witty quotes and self summarizing cliches here: I know I should work harder at this thing, I'm not this serious. It's just a horrible side effect of my day to day correspondence with German engineers.

I have a four year old son who is rad as fuck!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
*see bloody finger picture*
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fixing things that people have given up on fixing. Applying antiseptic ointment and band aids to my hands. Wearing hats.

Holding doors open for people, and the people behind them. And the people behind them.

Giving up my seat.

Using ma'am and sir (which annoys some people for who knows what reason).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Unpolished turd
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
One of each:

The fountainhead

The jerk

Kid dynamite

Anything with sriracha on or in it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Wiring diagrams
Julian Vaughn
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If Marshall Ericsson or Christopher Turk actually exist, and how I can meet them. If I am the only person who can walk in a straight line on the correct side of the sidewalk, stairs, or escalator. Also about pressure differentials, the movement of electrons, and stoichiometry.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Testing how many hours of sleep I can function on the next day. It's usually about 7.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The house fire episode of the hogan family ruined my life for about a year when I was a kid. As did pet cemetery and troll.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you really believe that not everyone on here is a creep. I am honestly looking to expand a quickly shrinking circle of friends (LA is calling a lot of them away), also meeting a nice lady wouldn't hurt. Not much time for "socializing".

You look as if your sweeter then you actually are.

I also kind of really have a "thing for freggles". Thats an actual quote from a friend. He says freckles weird.

Gelflings. I have a thing for those also.