Objectively, I’m radiant. Handsome women and envious men routinely
call me radiant. I wish I could be more modest, but I report this
What I’m doing with my life
By day, I’m grey flannel business -- financial planning, stockings,
coffee mug, crossed-legs. By night, I dive bar bomb in yoga running
gear; I shoot YouTube camp from the hip; I make out with public
statuary. In short, I’m a dream.
I’m really good at
Accepting your insanity and transforming it into something useful,
fun, or slightly less felonious. I’m an ace Home Depot champ, I
hammer and plumb, and I brew beer like a hairy German.
The first things people usually notice about me
Cf. my radiance -- my gilded aura of angelic terror.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
MOVIES: Horror! Oozy z-grade horror! Sci-fi! Superheroes! And
classy prestige drama.
BOOKS: Non-fiction! Historical fiction! Dystopian fiction! And
right now “The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks” and “Factory
TV: “Grimm”! “The Walking Dead”! “Downton Abbey” “The New Girl”!
And, pay attention oldschool oddballs, “Twin Peaks.”
FOOD: How do I maintain my glossy hide, you ask? Weekday veganhood,
kittens. Plus, whatever the culinary equivalent of wanderlust is, I
am: Moroccan, Italian, and Korean are all favorites, and I’m
penciling us in for Ethiopian.
The six things I could never do without
Bookin’, friendin’, lovin’, Chapstickin’, and minimalism
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Are you dangerously mental? Am I hungry? Is my to-do list as robust
as it might be? What’s the deal with people amirite? Books books
what about all these books books to read?
On a typical Friday night I am
crushing at Dirty Franks.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Barnes and Noble astrology books are comfort food