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41 Brooklyn, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:30pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
When drinking
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Fun, sane, rakish, open minded, music loving native New Yorker (sans accent) looking for someone to go out and have fun with and perhaps fall in love along the way.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Feeding people, for a living, and for fun. Trying not to take it too seriously.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
cooking, jukebox sets, ordering for the table. Trivia, telling funny/embarrassing stories (shame does not exist in my dojo).
Knowing where the sample came from on that old school hip hop song.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Built for comfort
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Catch 22, Confederacy of Dunces, Game of Thrones series, The Godfather, The Right Stuff, Sirens of Titan, Freakonomics, Outliers, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Junky, Where the Wild Things Are (as read by Christopher Walken)

Movies: In Bruges, Trading Places, True Romance, Snatch, Say Anything, The Big Lebowski, Usual Suspects, Raising Arizona, Caddyshack, Legends of the Fall, Swingers, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Drugstore Cowboy, Full Metal Jacket, The Pope of Greenwich Village, Fight Club, The Dirty Dozen, Tombstone.

TV: The Honeymooners, Game of Thrones, House of Cards, Orange is the New Black, Shameless, Louie, Top Gear, Nurse Jackie, Seinfeld, The Wire, Jeopardy, Arrested Development, The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson, Larry Sanders Show, Ren & Stimpy

Music: Pixies, The Breeders, Deee-Lite, L7, The Cars, Fugazi, Eric B & Rakim, A Tribe Called Quest, De La Soul, Desmond Dekker, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, The Jam, Trombone Shorty, Sam Cooke, Bo Diddley, Wanda Jackson, The Smiths, Wu Tang Clan, The Buzzcocks, James Brown, Al Green, Etta James, Weezer, The Clash, The Stooges, The Pogues, David Bowie, Violent Femmes, The English Beat, The Vaselines, The Kinks.

Food/Drink: Tacos, chicken parm, barbecue, ramen, offal, pasta, fresh bread, cheese, bourbon, negroni's, orange flavored seltzer, sriracha, Jarritos Toronja
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A/C, carnitas, my smoker, comfortable bed, toilet paper, glasses/contacts
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how fucked up the world is and how thankful I should be for my first world problems.

subway etiquette vigilantism
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Batman. One subway car at a time
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like to be the little spoon
You should message me if
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you're the bee's knees.

from what little you can glean from this ridiculous profile, I float your boat.

our enemy percentage is above 90%. I always wanted to meet my nemesis