Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

bkdown

41 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:47pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Fun, sane, rakish, open minded, music loving native New Yorker (sans accent) looking for someone to go out and have fun with and perhaps fall in love along the way. GGG.

My Myers-Briggs type is STFU, if you're into such things,
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Feeding people, for a living, and for fun. Trying not to take it too seriously.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Situational awareness, making you laugh, cooking, jukebox sets, ordering for the table. Trivia, telling funny/embarrassing stories (shame does not exist in my dojo).
Knowing where the sample came from on that old school hip hop song.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
underwear on the outside
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Catch 22, Confederacy of Dunces, Game of Thrones series, The Godfather, The Right Stuff, Sirens of Titan, Freakonomics, Outliers, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Junky, Where the Wild Things Are (as read by Christopher Walken) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKNaYlzssbc

Movies: In Bruges, Trading Places, True Romance, Snatch, Say Anything, The Big Lebowski, Usual Suspects, Raising Arizona, Caddyshack, Legends of the Fall, Swingers, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Drugstore Cowboy, Full Metal Jacket, The Pope of Greenwich Village, Fight Club, The Dirty Dozen, Tombstone.

TV: The Honeymooners, Game of Thrones, House of Cards, Orange is the New Black, Shameless, Louie, Top Gear, Nurse Jackie, Seinfeld, The Wire, Jeopardy, Arrested Development, The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson, Larry Sanders Show, Ren & Stimpy

Music: Pixies, The Breeders, Deee-Lite, L7, The Cars, Fugazi, Eric B & Rakim, A Tribe Called Quest, De La Soul, Desmond Dekker, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, The Jam, Trombone Shorty, Sam Cooke, Bo Diddley, Wanda Jackson, The Smiths, Wu Tang Clan, The Buzzcocks, James Brown, Al Green, Etta James, Weezer, The Clash, The Stooges, The Pogues, David Bowie, Violent Femmes, The English Beat, The Vaselines, The Kinks.

Food/Drink: Tacos, chicken parm, barbecue, ramen, offal, pasta, fresh bread, cheese, bourbon, negroni's, orange flavored seltzer, sriracha
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A/C, music, my smoker, comfortable bed, toilet paper, glasses/contacts
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how fucked up the world is and how thankful I should be for my first world problems.

subway etiquette vigilantism
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Batman. One subway car at a time
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
2 for 1, today only

I am not a unique snowflake

I like to be the little spoon
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're the bee's knees.

from what little you can glean from this ridiculous profile and my awful selfies, I float your boat.

our enemy percentage is above 90%. I always wanted to meet my nemesis