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brooklyn_down

42 Brooklyn, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 1:28am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Open minded, music loving, native New Yorker. I grew up in Queens and live in Brooklyn. Chef. Cynical optimist. Stand up guy. Rakish. GGG. I dig: Dark divey bars, good food, and strong drinks. Road trips, baseball, cooking, and traveling abroad.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
How 'bout I tell you what I'm NOT doing:

Crossfit
paleo diet
playing hard
going HAM
taking shirtless/duckface/peace sign selfies
driving a BMW
eating gluten free

What I AM doing with my life:

working hard
taking it one day at a time like everyone else.....and not too seriously.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Devil's advocate. Going there. Jukebox wrangling. Ordering for the table. Knowing where the sample came from on that old school hip hop song. Mother jokes. Jeopardy. Inappropriate laughter. Holding my liquor.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It's usually a toss up between my stomach poking them in the back or my hot, sweet bourbon breath on the nape of their neck. Sometimes it's simultaneous.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Catch 22, Confederacy of Dunces, Game of Thrones series, The Godfather, The Right Stuff, Sirens of Titan, Freakonomics, Outliers, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Junky, and this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKNaYlzssbc

I know, I know. All male authors.

Movies: In Bruges, Trading Places, True Romance, Snatch, Say Anything, The Big Lebowski, Usual Suspects, Raising Arizona, Caddyshack, Legends of the Fall, Swingers, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Drugstore Cowboy, Full Metal Jacket, The Pope of Greenwich Village, The Dirty Dozen, Tombstone.

TV: Broad City, Inside Amy Schumer, Veep (chicks be funny, yo) Archer, Jeopardy, Walking Dead, The Honeymooners, Game of Thrones, House of Cards, Orange is the New Black, Shameless, Louie, Top Gear, Nurse Jackie, Seinfeld, The Wire, Jeopardy, Arrested Development, Johnny Carson, Larry Sanders Show, Ren & Stimpy.

Music: Pixies, The Breeders, James Brown, Deee-Lite, L7, The Cars, Fugazi, Eric B & Rakim, Fishbone, A Tribe Called Quest, Brand Nubian, De La Soul, Desmond Dekker, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, The Jam, Trombone Shorty, Sade, Sam Cooke, Bo Diddley, Wanda Jackson, The Smiths, Wu Tang Clan, The Buzzcocks, Al Green, Etta James, Weezer, The Clash, The Stooges, The Pogues, David Bowie, Violent Femmes, The English Beat, The Vaselines, The Kinks, Pixies.

Food/Drink: Tacos, chicken parm, barbecue, ramen, offal, pasta, fresh bread, cheese, bourbon, negroni's, orange flavored seltzer, sriracha, Jarritos Toronja
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm pretty easy. I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass, lollypops in my mouth. That's just me. That's just something I enjoy.
Everything else is gravy.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
should I have that last slice/taco/sandwich/drink?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Eating a pint of Ben & Jerry's, naked in front of a mirror, telling myself how handsome I am.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I had a really hard time figuring out what box I should check for my body type. I consider myself "voluptuous", but the only close options were "curvy" or "full figured". So I chose "curvy". I hope you don't feel misled.
You should message me if
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you make the rockin' world go 'round

you like the cut of my jib

you realize how absurd this whole endeavor is