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29 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:03pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like fun.

oh, and I'm a sucker for good storytelling.

Hoping to actually meet people, not expecting to find my soul mate. Feel free to surprise me though.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
keeping it simple

deductive reasoning
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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dune (sci-fi in general)

60's garage

reds baseball

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why every woman's profile includes a picture of a cat covering her face, and/or a superimposed picture of drake, and/or only wants messages from guys who "don't take this too seriously". Oh, and aren't creeps, and aren't going to only message "hey", and aren't going to write a long message "I won't read", and only if you're tall and hung, but no shirtless pics, etc.

It's not that I disagree with any of this... I just find it fascinating that so many people use the same comments.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Am I to become profligate as if I were a blonde? Or religious as if I were French?

Each time my heart is broken it makes me feel more adventurous (and how the same names keep recurring on that interminable list!), but one of these days there’ll be nothing left with which to venture forth.

Why should I share you? Why don’t you get rid of someone else for a change?

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love.

Even trees understand me! Good heavens, I lie under them, too, don’t I? I’m just like a pile of leaves.

However, I have never clogged myself with the praises of pastoral life, nor with nostalgia for an innocent past of perverted acts in pastures. No. One need never leave the confines of New York to get all the greenery one wishes—I can’t even enjoy a blade of grass unless I know there’s a subway handy, or a record store or some other sign that people do not totally regret life. It is more important to affirm the least sincere; the clouds get enough attention as it is and even they continue to pass. Do they know what they’re missing? Uh huh
You should message me if
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You also like fun.

Or its like 3 in the morning and you don't know why you're even online.

bk preferred

bike-friendly preferred

Nerds preferred

I'm not likely to say hello first. I've heard all the horror stories. I understand you get 100 messages a day, most of which you find creepy, or uninteresting. If I have visited your page a couple times, I'd probably be down for conversation.