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blabbersplat

36 M Toronto, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:26pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Often
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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First I guess I'll blather on about myself for a bit. My name is Jeff.
I consider myself to be introspective, somewhat wise, of course that could just be a misnomer that I function under.

I'm a sci-fi geek who grew up reading Burroughs, Thompson, Bukowski, listening to punk rock and over indulging in anything that I thought was fun.
I'm drawn to experimental, counter-culture type stuff/people

I'm really logical and good at compartmentalizing my feelings,
in short, I have my shit together.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work with people who have physical and or mental health issues providing various kinds of support.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, and I ain't half bad at guitar/music composition. People also seem to gravitate toward me and tell me what's bothering them/if they are having problems in their life. So I guess I'm good at being a magnet for that?

Haiku as well.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't really know, actually. Perhaps my glasses and/or tattoos?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: A plethora.
Movies: Star Wars trilogy, Natural Born Killers, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Neverending Story, Fire in the Sky, Event Horizon, Memento, Evil Dead series
Shows: Dexter, Breaking Bad, Boardwalk Empire, Leave it to Beaver, The IT Crowd, That's My Bush, Always Sunny,Homeland,Eastbound And Down,Freaks and Geeks,BSG, the original Batman series, VIKINGS!!! (if you don't like Vikings then I hate you!) Bates Motel, Modern Family, Portlandia, Hannibal, Parks and Rec
Music: Butthole Surfers, Ween, Pixies, Tom Waits, Big Black, Johnny Cash, The Cramps, Iggy Pop, the Duke Silver Trio

Food: I love almost all food but just lately I went back to not eating meat and now I'm axing out the dairy as well so I don't really know what I've been eating lately, um, a lot of fruit and veg, various kinds of beans. I dunno, it's a work in progress and I need to learn more recipes, I'll get back to you.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Peanut butter
Rock and or Roll type music
left handed guitars
sex
sci-fi
quantum mechanics
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My role and responsibilities as "Day Man" and how to more effectively combat the "Night Man."

Oh, and whether or not David Icke is right. Oh man, I really hope that there aren't any shape-shifting reptilian aliens.

Toyanbee tiles.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...on a date. (Oh man that sounded cool!)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't wear underwear, I'm just not into it.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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you like my jib and the cut of it.