I am verbose, introspective, and legion.
My Self-Summary
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Most people won't fall in love with me but they do like me. I'm ok
with this, and I don't believe in love at first sight, or rating...
or anything else. However, I do know that most people are able to
decide if they'll have sex with another individual within the first
thirty seconds of meeting them. Let's hope it's longer on the
internets.
That said, I really enjoy meeting new people and I listed
friends and
activity partners
in earnest; not including
sexual activities as those
"activities", though they can be. However, as a male, I respect
there are certain stereotypes, never mind how wrong they are. I'm
working pretty hard to battle for
gender equality and mutual
understanding between the various
races and
cultures, but one person can not do it
all alone... which brings us to why I'm here.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm developing my abilities so I can be the first real supervillain
borne of Washington, DC. I'm a huge fan of
The Watchmen and
equality, and I strive to make the
society in which I live better than it was before I joined.
My last projects involved work on a graphic novel- rendering 3D
scenes, and managing a club night which celebrates Black musicians
and the many artists they have influenced. I also promote a number
of parties around Washington.
I dislike writing about what I do to make money because though I
enjoy it, it's what I do to make money and has no reflection on who
or what I am. There is an idea that many people in DC are wrapped
up in their careers; I am not one of them.
I’m really good at
I'm really good at everything except making my bed. I've thus
learned how to tuck the corner ends under my mattress so I don't
have to do anything other than pull the sheets up so... I guess
that first sentence is no longer valid.
I guess I'm really good at survival techniques, understanding
people with frightening perception, and erotic massage.
The first things people usually notice about me
Most people notice that the color of my hair doesn't match my
beard. This is on purpose. On closer inspection, they notice how
damned interesting I am, and you will too.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
As mentioned,
The
Watchmen.
Spider-Man may be my favorite hero,
but I have a thing for anti-heroes.
I'm a geek and I'm very much into all things
sci-fi, so if it exists in movie form,
I've probably seen it or read about it. I don't read books, I
listen to them, and thus I have a large collection of
audiobooks.
Snowcrash is my all-time
favorite.
I loved
Sunrise,
but I'm also into mental
anime like
Paprika and
Paranoia Agent (pretty much
anything that director has done is amazing).
Obviously I also count
Donny Darko's director... but I also
enjoy silliness like
Dr. Strangelove,
Fight Club,
Super Bad, I could go
on... I pretty much have a favorite in every genera that's creative
and witty; although the witty is subjective.
Music, well, I spend too much time at
DC9 listening to Brit-Pop and all the new
music they spin. I frequent
Black Cat for Northern Soul,
Synth-pop... but I also enjoy pretty much all kinds of music though
I haven't heard much Country that I've liked.
The six things I could never do without
Freedom of expression and the basic necessities according to
Maslow.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Quarks, lately. I really wish I could have been in the room when
they came up with the names, "strange" and "curious". I may have
failed to mention that I'm a
theoretical physics and
language
hobbiest.
On a typical Friday night I am
On Fridays, I'm typically getting myself into more trouble than you
would think is humanly possible.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I'm trying to figure out how to recover my
porn drive, which I accidentally formatted.
Yes, it was an entire drive of porn, and I am proud of it because
it was the best collection of porn on this side of the planet. Porn
is such an interesting thing to me because it reflects sociological
values and sex is something all people have in common- just about
everyone is either having it, or thinking about it.
Sexuality is a common bond between humans, and unfortunately these
days, one of the few. It boggles me to no end how much
what is
"attractive" has changed through out the ages and how often the
comment of "looking pimp" is considered a good thing. When you
think about what pimps do, it's not that flattering to either
gender... anyway,
this is becoming a
dinner conversation.
You should message me if
You like
Tron.
You really do want to have a conversation with someone you don't
know.
You are trying to find something fun to do this weekend or want to
expand your comfort zone.
See comment one and repeat.
You have a
brain and
enjoy using it.
You are a beautiful person on the inside and out.*
*Negative Nancys and Neds need not apply.