I am a contradiction, I am random, I am the walrus coo-coo-cachoo. I am not your average, normal girl. I'm an open book, if you are willing to ask questions.

I bore easily, and am turned off by neediness and desperation. I don't want to be anyone's world, I just want to be a part of it.

I dig people with stories, if you don't have stories, WTF have you been doing with your life? I've lived a lot of life in my 30 years, have you?

I am getting really sick of starting sentences with "I" but it seems hard to avoid in this situation. I wish I had some neato anecdote to put here or some sort of witty remark, but I think I'll just stop now.

Chaos killed the Dinosaurs my dear.

I lost the last 5 years of my life to Wausau, if you've ever been there, really it's a nice place to visit, but you would cut out your soul and die a little inside if you had to live there. 'm just sayin'...

What am I doing now? Getting reacquainted with old friends and a city I love and have missed like mad.

Conversation, Riding horses and making food. I can also kick your ass at Trivial Pursuit. I am a Jill of many trades but a master of few. I'm also good at looking fabulous in gigantic sunglasses, for some reason I can just pull off that look.

People generally notice that I am a person, and that I have breasts, which means I am probably female. Granted in this day and age, one never can tell, thus I believe most people look for an Adam's apple, which is happily not present. After that they probably wonder why a 29 year old woman still wears a hooded sweatshirt often.

I love Battlestar Galactica, and I am unashamed to say so. I am feeling its loss. Deeply. Other than that I like all sorts of TV shows, mostly of the sci-fi genre, mostly cos I find it the most intellectually stimulating.

Shows I adore:
Carnivale, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Firefly, Wonderfalls, Dead Like Me, Pushing Daisies, Mad Men, Heroes, Reaper, Dark Angel, Farscape, Secret Diary of a Call Girl, Ninja Warrior, Attack of the Show, Family Guy, Dollhouse, Fringe, Glee, How I Met Your Mother, The Big Bang Theory, Destination Douche, I mean Truth, Bored to Death, The Universe, Planet Earth, No Reservations, Bizarre World with Andrew Zimmern

For books I mostly read a lot of nonfiction (about science and stuff). I also am a fan of quirky memoirs (Secret Diary of a Call Girl Candy Girl: A Year in the Life of an Unlikely Stripper We Though You'd Be Prettier, vampire stories, folk lore and books on politics. Also World War Z is one of the bestest books ever, you should read it immediately, before the movie comes out and ruins it. I dig Science and I dig some fiction, thus I also dig some science fiction (Check out those logical reasoning skillz!). Other books I love: The Selfish Gene The Moral Animal: Why we are the way we are Consilience The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy Series Good Omens American Gods The Naked Ape Lost Souls I Love Everybody and Other Atrocious Lies Kitchen Confidential The Stupidest Angel

I LOVE FOOD and I love to cook, which is lucky cos I would hate to love to cook but hate to eat or vice versa. I like all sorts of food and "creating" dinner (which means I throw stuff I know I like in a pan and cook it and then am pleasantly surprised when it tastes as awesome as I though it would!).

I'm a movie freak, I'll pretty much see anything. Some of my favorite movies are direct to DVD or B-movie fair. I am an equal opportunity film consumer. Some favorites include: The Dark Crystal, Forgetting Sarah Marshall Idiocracy Serenity Star Wars (The original 3) 30 Days of Night Juno Shawn of the Dead Heathers Sex and Death 101 Lie With Me Y Tu Mama Tambien The Pillow Book Garage Days SLiTHER Clerks Dogma Superbad 40 Year Old Virgin Anchroman Queen of the Damned Zack & Miri Make a Porno Waitress Reality Bites Can you tell that this is pretty random?

For Music I like a lot of stuff. I really dig 80's New Wave acts and am a huge fan of Depeche Mode. I also dig: The Smiths, The Cure, New Order, Joy Division, Nine Inch Nails, Tori Amos, Fiona Apple, Soundtracks of all sorts, Violent Femmes, They Might Be Giants, The Dead Milkmen, and like many many more bands. For newer bands I dig Fall Out Boy, Death Cab for Cutie, Muse and other stuff. I can't nail down the music that I really like except to say I know I like it when I hear it. Over the years I've listened to everything from Punk to Ska to Showtunes to Electronic Music.

Laughter
My kitty-pony
My actual kitties
My actual pony
My friends
My family
A close proximity porn store (cos they are fun)
The TV
Sex
and of course socks.

I get 10 simply because I was told there would be no math on this exam.

Monkeys and cheese. Monkeys covered in cheese. Cheese in the shape of monkeys. Why we are a species that might not be worth saving. And that the science of meteorology is about as accurate as a monkey throwing shit on a map and saying 'the weather will be shitty there,' thus we should replace all weather forcasters on TV with monkeys who fling poo. Cos it'd be hilarious and helpful.

Also I am prepared for the coming zombie apocalypse and I welcome our future robot overlords. Cos you know robots are gonna be running the show soon.

I do also think about way more important stuff, but it mostly depresses me, so instead I dig on monkeys and cheese. Recently I've been thinking a lot about how fucked up the world is and how so many people don't even seem to notice. I am an armed bleeding heart liberal, so naturally I think a lot about stuff like that as well.

Prolly out with friends at a show, or a bar, or some place, and I'm prolly drinking a bit. If not, I am having a night in to prepare for the shenanigans of the rest of the weekend.

If I'm at a horse show I am probably sweaty, and my feet probably hurt, and I am probably hungry. There is a good chance I'm drinking as well.

This really makes it seem like I am a drunk. I am not. I don't drink except when I am out with friends in a drinking place, thus I am a "2-beer queer." But I don't drink beer, or wine. They both make me actually physically ill.

I really enjoy pajamas? I don't know, I hate this question.

You want to discuss your feelings on the status of the Peso in the international money market.

You are prepared for the zombie apocalypse or for our robot overlords to rule us all.

You are bored and think I seem neato.

You think amok is fun, and normal. Alternately you would consider yourself to be pretty damn random.

You understand that the word antidisestablishmentarianism actually means someone who is down with the establishment, and thus is down with the man, and thus must be stopped.

You don't have kids. You're a proud parent and that's great, but to be honest I'm just not interested in dealing with everything that comes with you already having kids.

You are over 25 but under 39, sorry older guys, I am just not interested in someone who could arguably be my parent, the whole idea of it gives me a case of the icks. I am sure you have many redeeming qualities, for a woman who is of similar age. I don't mean this as an affront, there are just an amazing amount of older gentlemen who write me, and I feel bad not answering. I am not suggesting that 40 is elderly, I am just saying its a bit too old for me. If you think we can relate on some level, then go ahead and contact me.