Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
After all the horror stories I've heard from women about the men
messaging them on here, I'm kinda shy about messaging first. No
offense, I just don't want to be one of those guys.
I am silly, and geeky. A good friend and companion, great with
kids. I enjoy dancing getting out and at times just hanging out at
I want a woman who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things
I don’t already know, and make me laugh. I don’t care what you look
like, just turn me on. And if you can do that, I will follow you on
bloody stumps through the snow. I will nibble your mukluks with my
own teeth. I will do your windows. I will care about your feelings.
Just have something in there.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being an honest smart ass. Being the guy you call at 4am just to
rant at or to help you move.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I could be doing. Why racecar spells racecar backwords. Can
vegetarians eat animal crackers? How do I set my laser printer on
stun? How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? Why doesn't glue
stick to the inside of the bottle? Yeah, stuff like that.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Maybe at work.... maybe at home..... maybe looking for the
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My parents are to blame for my most embarrassing moment. It
happened at my birth. They let me be seen naked by all those
people. It's haunted me all my life....
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Your'e looking for a geeky guy?
I also have a good job, my own car, my own house, not on drugs, not
abusive, and don't drink till I pass out. And I keep hearing that's
kinda rare these days.
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.