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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 10:07pm
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Used up
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Working on Space camp
Has kid(s)
Has cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
After all the horror stories I've heard from women about the men messaging them on here, I'm kinda shy about messaging first. No offense, I just don't want to be one of those guys.

I am silly, and geeky. A good friend and companion, great with kids. I enjoy dancing getting out and at times just hanging out at home.

I want a woman who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things I don’t already know, and make me laugh. I don’t care what you look like, just turn me on. And if you can do that, I will follow you on bloody stumps through the snow. I will nibble your mukluks with my own teeth. I will do your windows. I will care about your feelings. Just have something in there.
What I’m doing with my life
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Getting by. Working.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being an honest smart ass. Being the guy you call at 4am just to rant at or to help you move.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm very hyper...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Way to varied to list.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I could be doing. Why racecar spells racecar backwords. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? How do I set my laser printer on stun? How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Yeah, stuff like that.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Maybe at work.... maybe at home..... maybe looking for the batcave....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My parents are to blame for my most embarrassing moment. It happened at my birth. They let me be seen naked by all those people. It's haunted me all my life....
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Your'e looking for a geeky guy?

I also have a good job, my own car, my own house, not on drugs, not abusive, and don't drink till I pass out. And I keep hearing that's kinda rare these days.