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blackpony1996

40 M Simpsonville, SC

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:06pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Hospitality
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I am silly, and geeky. A good friend and companion, great with kids. I enjoy dancing getting out and at times just hanging out at home.

I want a woman who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things I don’t already know, and make me laugh. I don’t care what you look like, just turn me on. And if you can do that, I will follow you on bloody stumps through the snow. I will nibble your mukluks with my own teeth. I will do your windows. I will care about your feelings. Just have something in there.
What I’m doing with my life
Getting by. Working.
I’m really good at
Being an honest smart ass. Being the guy you call at 4am just to rant at or to help you move.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I could be doing. Why racecar spells racecar backwords. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? How do I set my laser printer on stun? How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Yeah, stuff like that.
On a typical Friday night I am
Maybe at work.... maybe at home..... maybe looking for the batcave....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My parents are to blame for my most embarrassing moment. It happened at my birth. They let me be seen naked by all those people. It's haunted me all my life....
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Your'e looking for a geeky guy?

I also have a good job, my own car, my own house, not on drugs, not abusive, and don't drink till I pass out. And I keep hearing that's kinda rare these days.