I am sweet, sensitive, and soft.
My Self-Summary
Fragile, Good Cleavage. An analysis should prove interesting.
The wheel it turns it gos around, it makes an ancient RUMMMMMBLING
sound.
I'm defintely good craic and can always make someone laugh, i love
ireland and half a slight accent from my travels and my twin
sister, i know how to have fun and i like walkin.
Ok, so self summaries are always difficult to start and never tell
you what you want to know. So I'll just throw some random stuff out
there. I can be kinda shy, I'm not a femme and I'm not a butch but
mostly I don't like labels....I am very feminine in many ways, but
have been outfemmed by a drag king. I have been told I am a very
deep person and am known to have a large vocabulary that includes a
wide smattering of obsucre and better known slang as well as I
consider myself queer, and am open to most genders(yes I believe
there is more than 2) but I tend to end up with woman. I like being
female but I think modern society's concept of gender is an
outdated imperialistic dogma that should be thrown out with the
bathwater. I am an individual and I will not let society define who
I am. I will make that definition. I'm me. And I like heels, and
combat gear, and wifebeaters, and camisoles, and dresses, and pink,
and well I really like pink---but do I mean the color?
Hmmmm......
So yeah, I can't write a summary. feel free to help me write one.
What I’m doing with my life
I go to school full time and work at my college dean's office, I do
spotlight for drag king shows with more frequency than I expect. I
really want to be in a band, and my bachelors in communications
will hopefully open up a lot of doors for me. I am big into
sociology and anthropology and realized I have been doing an
anthropological study of the lesbain community for years!
Once you've considered bludgeoning someone to death with their
wireless modem---you start to think the world would be better if
stupid people did not breed.
I once killed a man in cold blood with a black sabbath record, I
was so upset and remorseful afterwards....I felt truly
guilty.
......I mean it was "Sabbath Bloody Sabbath"! Do you know how much
a mint copy of "Sabbath Bloody Sabbath" is worth these days?
I’m really good at
Not smelling bad. Not dying due to lack of oxygen. I can get into a
deep insightful conversation on just about anything. movie trivia.
Falling asleep when I've been up too long. I can balance an aston
martin on my nose. Being independent. school----I have mostly all
As on my transcripts. I'm really good at computer stuff. I have
decent gams, I can talk about nothing, and I really like orange
juice. I'm very talented with pink. I'm good at sleeping and
cuddling....I have very soft skin....softer than some guy's
wife....as he said when she was listening.....very bad. I'm also
good at open mike with a live band
The first things people usually notice about me
i hate to say it....but my chest. I have an ank tattoo that catches
the eye. really....i swear its just the tattoo........
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Evolution
MOVIES: The Crow, The quest for the Holy Grail, The Usual Suspects,
Pink Floyd The Wall, Fight Club, dogma, shaun of the dead,
idiocracy , If these walls could talk part 2, Switch, Evolution,
Bones, Torchwood, Bad Girls, Lexx, Farscape
The six things I could never do without
6 androgynous college students.
This an seriously obnoxious question---please kill me now.
I really don't know. Um....hmmm....
cuddling, laying on a blanket in a park with someone, performing in
some regard, my blazer, the love of a good woman, and vegetarian
friendly restaurants and food places.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
Having wild sex with six androgynous college students!!!
WHAT THE HELL IS A TYPICAL FRIDAY NIGHT?????? When nobody is trying
to garrote you with barbed wire? Normally I take time off....but I
am often found a wide variety of places, maybe with a girl...or
trying to be found with a girl.... or beating a punching bag to
death at my friend's house. Last night....well I just got home and
it's 1230 in the afternoon. I often drive to tucson on a lark on a
friday night because I will be going to college there eventually.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
Sometimes all I want is for someone to hold me and tell me
everything will be ok
You should message me if
If you love the idea of sitting on a blanket in a park and staring
into space
if you can understand that i am a wonderful sweet giving
person
if you love differing cuisine
if you are vegetarian, vegan, or have no issues with it and
understand I have no issues if you like the meat.
If you like Sam Raimi and Bruce Campbell
If you can guess which entry in "I'm good at" is a blatant
fabrication...and you giggled
If you know where the taglines in my summary come from--
If you like sitting at home watching movies
If you want to give me more comments on my page:)
If you ever had a dream that involved characters from the l
word.
If you're bored and like bagels.
If you're openminded, If you like movies, If you're a rainbow
friend, If you don't smell...much.
If you like Doctor Who
If you have seen the 1979 remake of Nosferatu or want to...
If you are not creepy
If you like tall chicks.
If you like loud music and giant trucks.
If you think it's cute that my truck's nickname is "cocaine", her
real name is Hellena
If you had a million dollars and you would buy me a fur coat(but
not a real one, that would be cruel)
If you like watching drag kings and gender performance troops
if you are sweet gentle and would love to meet a girl that is much
the same
if you love to cuddle
if you're a good bit of craic
if you enjoy having a wee good time and don't do my head in.
if you like tall girls with nice legs and a mild ego.