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30 M Brooklyn, NY

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5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly vegan
Atheism, and laughing about it
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Spanish (Poorly), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary

Pretty happy with my life.
I take care of myself most of the time, but I also like to sin.

I am an old man with a youthful heart, and a confident self-deprecator.

INFJ - which essentially means I can't help being empathetic, and I rely on my intuition.
This is actually not far off the mark -
What I’m doing with my life
Using my best judgment.

Finally finishing my undergrad. I didn't follow the social standard for school my early 20's, but I feel fortunate in that I know what I want to do now, and I had some sweet adventures anyway. After I get the credentials and know-how I'd ideally like to get involved with a micro-lending non-profit and/or start pushing toward real talk about implementing basic income grants.

Saying "Yikes!" with great regularity.

Working on making my apartment an enjoyable place to reside, which equates to lots of plants, candles, books, shelving and terrarium projects, and making boatloads of tacos.

Hopefully making the world a better place than it was before I arrived here.
I’m really good at
Being a witty titty.

Unintentionally touching my eye after cutting jalepeños.

Terrible, awful, eye-rolling, groan inducing, sometimes even funny, puns and portmanteaus. A likeness in sense of humor is a very important factor in someone else for me.
The first things people usually notice about me
Why is that guy laughing to himself?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This has been stuck in my head lately, and I don't mind.

Angel Olsen, Cher, Gesaffelstein, Obituary, Frankie Knuckles and various house stuff lately. Maybe a little Katy Perry too.

It's common knowledge, but 1994 was such a sick year for hip hop! Those sax samples... Lots of boom bap, and also a mix of early 90's twee/pop/R&B, Doom metal, and new age fingerstyle guitar.
Always Madonna, 90's alt/indie/shoegaze/dance, hip hop, country/folk, death metal/grindcore. There's not an ipod big enough.

Currently reading 'Even Cowgirls Get the Blues' by Tom Robbins.

Dumb and Dumber. Casino. Mindwalk. Badlands. The Neverending Story. Rivers and Tides. The Neverending Story. Adam Curtis documentaries. Zatoichi. Wings of Desire. I honestly just started watching movies regularly. Last watched was a house music documentary.

Twin Peaks, Freaks and Geeks, Peep Show, Louie.

Podcasts: My Brother, My Brother, and Me, Radiolab, The Bowery Boys, This American Life, Savage Lovecast, Beats in Space.

Spinach, chickpeas, broccoli, jalepeños, black beans, fresh greens, avocados, walnuts, nans, strawbs, spice, a vegan slice now and then. A fair amount of homemade pizza since I discovered the local grocery store has pre-made flour and yeast balls for $2 'out-the-dough.' I also make a dope Banh Mi.
The six things I could never do without
Google Translate.
And the guy who sells fruit on the corner for super cheap.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Adopting a cat.

Basic income grants.

Remixing songs

Dismantling race and gender stereotypes, along with neoliberalism economic policies.

What came first, the bagel or the cream cheese?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
There's something Sharon Brown and I have in common...

Sometimes I come down with a bad case of the Boogaloo Flu.

I want to start a traveling pun show.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex