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30 Brooklyn, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:32pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly vegan
Atheism, and laughing about it
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Spanish (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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"We don't really need a crowd to have a party, just a funky beat and you to get it started."

My personality tab on this make me sound like a total heathen.
What I’m doing with my life
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Using my best judgment.

Finally finishing my undergrad. I didn't follow the social standard for school my early 20's, but I feel fortunate in that I know what I want to do now, and I had some sweet adventures anyway. After I get the credentials and know-how I'd ideally like to start pushing toward implementing basic income grants, and increasing the social wage. Tinkering with the idea of law school. Or maybe just writing comedy sketches.

Working on making my apartment an enjoyable place to reside, which equates to lots of plants, candles, books, shelving and terrarium projects, and making boatloads of tacos.

Sounds naive, but hopefully making the world a better place than it was before I arrived here.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a witty titty.

Unintentionally touching my eye after cutting jalepeños.

Terrible, awful, eye-rolling, groan inducing, sometimes even funny, puns and portmanteaus. A likeness in sense of humor is a very important factor of attraction.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Why is that guy laughing to himself?

Someone once told me I have the voice of a Hell's Angel.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This has been stuck in my head lately, and I don't mind.

The seasonal transition into autumn has plenty of dance music still, but folky, singer-songwriter stuff is starting to get more play, as are Magazine, Stanley Cowell and Bobby Hutcherson.

Generally a mix of early 90's pop/R&B/alt/indie/shoegaze/dance, new age fingerstyle guitar, Madonna, hip hop, country/folk. Still dig metal and extreme stuff, but doesn't get as much airtime as it used to.

Currently reading 'A Handmaid's Tale' by Margaret Atwood among the mountain of social theory and ethnographies.

Wings of Desire. Dumb and Dumber. Casino. Mindwalk. Badlands. The Neverending Story. Rivers and Tides. The Neverending Story. Adam Curtis documentaries. Zatoichi. Last watched was a house music documentary.

Twin Peaks, Freaks and Geeks, Peep Show, Louie.

Podcasts: My Brother, My Brother, and Me, Radiolab, The Bowery Boys, This American Life, Savage Lovecast, Beats in Space.

Spinach, chickpeas, broccoli, jalepeños, black beans, fresh greens, avocados, walnuts, nans, strawbs, spice, a vegan slice now and then. A fair amount of homemade pizza since I discovered the local grocery store has pre-made flour and yeast balls for $2 'out-the-dough.' I also make a dope Banh Mi.

If I was about to be executed my last meal would be Olive Garden's never-ending soup, salad, and breadsticks.

I hate food, really.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
kwa kee ser pee ni koo
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Adopting a cat.
Sociology/Social Theory.
Remixing songs.
Post-secondary education.
Race and gender stereotypes, neoliberal economics.
When you're born a lover, you're born to suffer.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably dancing to Cher.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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There's something Sharon Brown and I have in common...

I'm an INFJ.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can rapid fire pun.

You also enjoy hot cider with whisky and mulled wine.

Honestly, I'm quite busy as everyone here is, but can make time if you can.