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Powernap5000

31 Brooklyn, NY Cis Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegan
Drinks
Often
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Working on university
Job
Management
Status
Single
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Spanish (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Comedic contrarian.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Schooling, working on a project to promote judicial diversity/reform, reading a ton, trying to get swoll (ha) and living the funk 24/7.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a witty titty.

Unintentionally/intentionally touching my eye after cutting jalepeños.

Terrible, awful, eye-rolling, groan inducing, sometimes even funny, puns and portmanteaus. A likeness in sense of humor is a very important factor of attraction.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Why is that guy laughing to himself?

Someone once told me I have the voice of a Hell's Angel.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Currently:
Love in the Time of Cholera by Gabríel Garcia Márquez
East of Eden by John Steinbeck
Small is Beautiful: Economics as if People Mattered by E.F. Schumacher

Also, social theorists. Anthony Giddens and Pierre Bourdieu most recently.

Adam Curtis documentaries. Zatoichi. The Neverending Story.

Mostly 80's funk, house, and Sheer Mag.

Twin Peaks, Freaks and Geeks, Peep Show, Louie.

I'm agnostic as to whether it is butter.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
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I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Adopting a cat.
Sociology/Social Theory.
Judicial reform.
Remixing songs.
Post-scarcity economy.
Kink.
Race and gender stereotypes, intersectionality, neoliberal economics.
What if god lived in Gowanus?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sippin, trippin, and double dippin.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm an INFJ/ambivert

'Sandstorm' by Darude will be played at my funeral.

I'm working on a SICK funk/disco/house mix.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't fear the reaper.

You're a Springsteen fan and want to grab a 'bruceski.'