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Powernap5000

30 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:18pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegan
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Working on university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Spanish (Poorly), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Cacao.

Pretty happy with my life.
I take care of myself most of the time, but I also like to sin.

I am an old man with a youthful heart, and a confident self-deprecator.

INFJ - which essentially means I can't help being empathetic, and I rely on my intuition.
This is actually not far off the mark - http://www.16personalities.com/infj-personality
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Using my best judgment.

Finally finishing my undergrad. I didn't follow the social standard for school my early 20's, but I feel fortunate in that I know what I want to do now, and I had some sweet adventures anyway. After I get the credentials and know-how I'd ideally like to get involved with a micro-lending non-profit and/or start pushing toward real talk about implementing basic income grants.

Saying "Yikes!" with great regularity.

Working on making my apartment an enjoyable place to reside, which equates to lots of plants, candles, books, shelving and terrarium projects, and making boatloads of tacos.

Hopefully making the world a better place than it was before I arrived here.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a witty titty.

Unintentionally touching my eye after cutting jalepeños.

Terrible, awful, eye-rolling, groan inducing, sometimes even funny, puns and portmanteaus. A likeness in sense of humor is a very important factor in someone else for me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Why is that guy laughing to himself?

Someone once told me I have the voice of a Hell's Angel.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This has been stuck in my head lately, and I don't mind. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILZjZ85mASk

The seasonal transition into autumn has plenty of dance music still, but folky, singer-songwriter stuff is starting to get more play.

It's common knowledge, but 1994 was such a sick year for hip hop! Those sax samples... Lots of boom bap, and also a mix of early 90's twee/pop/R&B, Doom metal, and new age fingerstyle guitar.
Always Madonna, 90's alt/indie/shoegaze/dance, hip hop, country/folk, death metal/grindcore. There's not an ipod big enough.
http://www.last.fm/user/telepathic_love

Currently reading 'Even Cowgirls Get the Blues' by Tom Robbins.

Dumb and Dumber. Casino. Mindwalk. Badlands. The Neverending Story. Rivers and Tides. The Neverending Story. Adam Curtis documentaries. Zatoichi. Wings of Desire. I honestly just started watching movies regularly. Last watched was a house music documentary.

Twin Peaks, Freaks and Geeks, Peep Show, Louie.

Podcasts: My Brother, My Brother, and Me, Radiolab, The Bowery Boys, This American Life, Savage Lovecast, Beats in Space.

Spinach, chickpeas, broccoli, jalepeños, black beans, fresh greens, avocados, walnuts, nans, strawbs, spice, a vegan slice now and then. A fair amount of homemade pizza since I discovered the local grocery store has pre-made flour and yeast balls for $2 'out-the-dough.' I also make a dope Banh Mi.

If I was about to be executed my last meal would be Olive Garden's never-ending soup, salad, and breadsticks.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Naps.
Puns.
Tacos.
Noise.
Refuge.
Ambiguity.
Gemütlichkeit
Google Translate.
And the guy who sells fruit on the corner for super cheap.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Adopting a cat.

Basic income grants.

Remixing songs

Dismantling race and gender stereotypes, along with neoliberalist economic policies.

What came first, the bagel or the cream cheese?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cutting a rug.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
There's something Sharon Brown and I have in common...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndw2kI9yk7o

Sometimes I come down with a bad case of the Boogaloo Flu.

I want to start a traveling pun show.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're dope.

You can rapid fire pun.