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blairunderwood

33 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:44am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Hi, I'm Blair, and I'm looking for a girl who is approximately 50-200 lbs, and who is attractive in the face and body areas.

I live in West Hollywood, and I have two awesome cats named Travis and Charlie.

The things I love most in life are movies, sports, and music.

My safe word is Foliage.
What I’m doing with my life
I make my living as an assistant editor for the motion picture business.
I’m really good at
movie trivia
sudoku
massages
football
tickle fights
The first things people usually notice about me
Some people have said I look like Adam Scott, the guy on Parks and Rec.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like Bob Dylan, Bruce Springsteen, Tobias Funke and Jiminy Glick.

I'm a sucker for radio hits of the 90s: "what's up" by 4 non blondes, "save tonight" by eagle eye cherry, "mambo no. 5" by lou bega, "more than words" by extreme, "two princes" by spin doctors.

"I Fink U Freeky" by Die Antwoord. I have a bit of a crush on Yolandi Visser.

I much prefer Nirvana to Pearl Jam.

I love the films of Tarantino, Paul Thomas Anderson, and the Coen Bros. and I LOVE scary movies.
The six things I could never do without
capri suns
people that don't believe in dinosaurs
hover boards like from Back to the Future II
my woobie, aka my childhood blanket
the laughter of children
Carrot Top
I spend a lot of time thinking about
my next karaoke set list. I do mostly terrible songs, like Limp Bizkit and Nickelback.
On a typical Friday night I am
watching T.G.I.F.
cut. it. out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
For my first job in L.A. I was a production assistant on a porn set.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you have good child-bearing hips
you know your way around the kitchen
you know I am just kidding with all this crap

I would hope that we can make each other laugh til our sides hurt, drink bourbon together on a hammock, and dance cheek to cheek in the moonlight of a hot summer night. is that too much to ask?