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blanquito37

27 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:21am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
I'd love to say something about myself, but wouldn't you rather make your own impression?

Okay, fine, here's a bit: I try to be as honest as possible as often as possible; I like to joke around and not take things too seriously--despite how this paragraph is coming off--but wouldn't mind meeting someone willing to get serious. Cool? Cool.

Oh, and when I recently asked a date how I was different in person compared to my profile, she said, "I thought you'd be...meaner."
What I’m doing with my life
Born and raised in Manhattan. In college I was an English major, baseball player and the singer in a cover band that would gig in bars and frats. Today I correct my friends' grammar, play soccer and sing karaoke.

I'm a copywriter at an ad agency. Does everyone in advertising have a Mad Men joke on their OkCupid profile? Because I take my scotch and sexual harassment extremely seriously!
I’m really good at
A) Cooking my own tomato sauce, b) singing, especially at inappropriate times, c) complaining about terrible sports announcers, d) knowing the capital of every country, e) Minesweeper and f) correcting grammar errors.

Jeez, those are my skills? The hell have I been doing?
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably that I'm white as a ghost? But what I get from new people the most is definitely, definitely how sarcastic I am. Which, I know I said I'd show rather than tell, but I needed you to know that we're aware of the problem and we're working on it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movie: "Shakespeare in Love" - Unabashedly.

Shows: I watch a lot of sports, but I've been known to enjoy watching Stacy and Clinton have a laugh about how much better looking they are than the poor woman they brought on their show. I like when they go into her closet and theatrically trash everything. Like you'd waste that many good hangers.

Music: I ostensibly bought the Jersey Boys soundtrack for my parents, but let's be honest, we all know who got the most mileage out of that thing.
The six things I could never do without
1. My shower - the only place in town that lets the singer do Boyz II Men, Metallica and Josh Groban all in one set.

2. Pio Pio - It's basically Peruvian crack. Actually Peruvian crack is probably actual crack. Their chicken is awesome, is what I'm saying.

3. Gummi Bears - there's a point where you start bringing gummi bears into the cab on the way to the bar that you realize you may have a problem. And by "you" I mean "me."

4. My Jay Sean Pandora station that also plays Breaking Benjamin, Killswitch Engage, etc. - which you know I've been working on for years because, um, it's a Jay Sean Pandora station.

5. Turkey, yogurt, eggs, cottage cheese - Let's just say it's not the most creative weekday menu at the Blanquito Mansion.

6. My New York Mets pajama pants - but we're not really at that stage yet, are we?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Isn't "short-term dating" just failed long-term dating? And why am I supposedly looking for that?
On a typical Friday night I am
Like the rest of us, I'm making sure my azaleas are watered. Actually it's not so much the watering, it's more just leaving my scent in the garden so the woodchucks won't come in and eat everything while I'm enjoying a night out with my friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The trait I most value in a relationship is kindness. Sorry to get serious on you there. I know that sorta came out of left field. More jokes follow.

I'm also a lifelong Mets and Knicks fan. This is proof of my dedication to long-term relationships under the most trying of circumstances.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
...you sing tasteful harmony.

...you've never thought, "his jeans aren't skinny enough."

...you don't think a message longer than two sentences makes a person seem too emotionally available.

...you're on here in good faith. And by that I think I mean, if you're at least allowing for the possibility that you might meet someone you actually like.