Okay, fine. I've never lost my keys. I'm joking somewhere around 80% of the time, but I wouldn't mind meeting someone willing to get serious. I'm also pretty sincere for someone described as, "drier than July 4 in southwest Egypt."
I'm often told that I don't seem like I'm from New York (although I am). I love this city, but that's about the highest compliment I could hope to receive.
Oh, and when I recently asked a date how I was different from my profile, she paused and said, "I thought you'd be ... meaner." So sorry to disappoint.