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blargh1661

32 M Ottawa, Ontario, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 29
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm sometimes absurd, sometimes serious and sometimes I feel like it would be a grand idea to go out at 2am and wander around aimlessly with someone else who occasionally thinks an idea like that is fun. I enjoy easy going people who can switch from a serious conversation to a hilariously ridiculous one in the blink of an eye and then back again. I like people who can expand my views even if I may argue and hate it for the short term.

I can be very sarcastic and silly. I tend to try and make a joke out of anything. If you want some insanely driven person who is serious all the time, I'm not your guy. I have a drive, but its to learn and grow as a person - to find the value and enjoyment in this life. I ultimately am looking for someone who sees the world in a similar way. A person to share all the glorious, ridiculous moments that make up life because to me everything is better with your best friend by your side.

I am loyal, dedicated and do everything in my power to generally treat people (especially anyone I view as a special someone to me) awesome. I get frustrated by people who don't at least show others respect.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in web development trying to make the internet a more glorious place, but really I think I just make it more effective for companies to do business which may or may not accomplish that goal - depending on where you shop. I love my job though and the company I work for. We get interesting challenges constantly and while it often can be stressful, its great to work somewhere and try and overcome those challenges.

In my spare time I like to play some games (of the board, video and card varieties), some sports (biking, kung fu, golf, etc), play some music and even do some travelling.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Thinking about the other side of a situation, being overly ridiculous and/or sarcastic, and making some pretty great french toast.

Seriously, awesome french toast. You know you want some.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I keep meaning to ask people this! I assume its my amazing beard... but in honesty, I am not sure what they notice first.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Lord of the Rings, American Gods, The Night Angel Trilogy

Movies - Scott Pilgrim, High Fidelity, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, The Avengers, The Usual Suspects, Star Wars... you know what, there is a lot more, I own a lot of movies. Only genre I generally don't care for is horror.

Shows - Community, Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, Archer, Parks and Recreation...

Food - I like trying new food, and haven't found too many things I dislike except kimchi. I love sushi and a good steak.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Air, probably would die without that. Water too... Oh this question probably wasn't meant to be literal. Hmm.

Well then, good friends to chat with, comedy/humour cause life is entirely too serious sometimes, intelligent thoughts to keep the learning going, weird nonsense to keep the world exciting and chainsaws.

I'll admit that last one probably isn't actually required.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to make my life better, efficient ways to do things (that's the problem solver in me) and generally awesome or ridiculous things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Oddly Friday night is the one day I tend to not have any plans, that being said it often ends up as a wind down night from the week. Sometimes that means out for drinks with friends, sometimes that means some movies and relaxing at home. Lately its been at the card store with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If its private, why would I post it. I'm willing to admit to private things, but they are private... what a poorly worded section! I will admit to being too picky with wording sometimes!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think we would have some chemistry and you want to hang out sometime and find out. Perhaps if you just want to chat too, that's good.