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My self-summary Propose an edit

I am looking for a woman who is a total drama queen with tons of issues who likes to play head games, and who is not easy going or laid back. If she has 3-4 kids by 2-3 different guys, that's even hotter. (But everyone, put "Kids: N/A" in your profile so it can be a surprise--then be offended that when people discover you've spawned but were hiding it, they find you to be secretive at best or a liar at worst.) By all means mention sex in your profile, but be offended if a man has the temerity to mention it. Tattoos are a plus, and if you have a lot of metal in your face, I'd like to pull it out with my teeth. In the friendliest way possible. Heavy drinking is a plus, as are itchy skin conditions. People who say LOL are big favorites, in fact they are all my BFF. ROTFLMAO--- PALATR. ;-)

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

Wasting it. Aren't you?

I'm really good at Propose an edit

Reeling, writhing, ambition, distraction, uglification, and derision.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

They want to punch me in the face. Fortunately, I have mad ninja skillz.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

Foods with lots of nitrates in them, the greasier the better. I'm looking to have a heart attack by 40 if possible.

I like movies with lots of explosions, gratuitous violence, and nudity.

Music? Celine Dion, of course.

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

1. Water 2. Oxygen 3. Nutrients 4. Your mom 5. My mom 6. Whatever

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

how not to say out loud the things I'm thinking. I fail often. For instance, right now, I'm thinking about how my cat has a brain the size of a walnut, yet manages to be more clever and more entertaining that anyone I know, including myself. And very likely you, as well. Shouldn't have said that, right? FAIL.

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

plotting world domination.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

I have syphilis

You should message me if Propose an edit

you are a glutton for punishment

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