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blarglyargl

26 Brooklyn, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Dec 19
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Romanian (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I grew up in and around Philadelphia with a brief interlude in Romania and went to college in DC and I moved to New York three years ago and now I'm on OkCupid typing this!
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a reporter, I write about real estate development in these here five boroughs.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The internet, Romance languages, Minesweeper (my high score on advanced is 77.61 seconds, if that's the kinda shit you're into), reading zoning maps, giving directions to hot German families who are confused by the subway, making smalltalk with the mentally ill.
The first things people usually notice about me
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You might be in a better position to answer this than me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Boring books about urban history, I can't really sit through movies, Game of Thrones and Love & Hip Hop in Whereverthefuck, whatever I've trained Pandora on, slow-cooked braised beef dishes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Pretty much everything. I'm like a barely-balanced Jenga set – take the Chapstick out of my pocket and I'll collapse into a heap of colored blocks.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
All the things wrong with New York City that I could fix but they won't let me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Oh, you know, not much. Normal things – getting a drink with friends, performing a light séance, ritual animal slaughter, taking a nice long walk. Nothing too crazy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
An OkCupid date once said to me, "I mean this in the best possible way, but...you're kind of a mess." Which I suppose was not an unfair characterization. In the best possible way. I think.
You should message me if
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...you made it this far. I'm shy and will probably not message you, so you should make the first move.

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