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blarrrgle

32 / M / Straight / Single

Austin, Texas

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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 9" (1.75m).
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Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Religion
Other but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income
Kids
Pets
Likes dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English

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My Self-Summary

i've had a lot of funny nicknames over the years. my two greatest passions are being creative and learning things. i have a weird sense of humor. i am scared of signs for dentist offices that feature a tooth-man with human features holding dental appliances.

What I’m doing with my life

playing music, random exploration and adventures, vinyl records, making weird sounds and beating on things, ephemerata, painting, photography, writing, reading, collages, drawing, making magnets, comics, sci-fi, comparative religion, history, museums, archeology, lost civilizations, dreams, people watching, good and subversive stand-up comedy, playing games that make me feel smart one minute and incredibly stupid the next, scribbling, sudden jerky dance moves, wandering through strange parking garages, sitting and looking at clouds and trees and contemplating this bizarre world

I’m really good at

embarrassing myself, making people laugh both intentionally and unintentionally, beating people at uno, making smoothies

The first things people usually notice about me

either my pointed ear or it's "i know your doppelganger!" that seems to happen a lot...

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

1984, brave new world, a confederacy of dunces, a canticle for leibowitz, dune, philip k. dick, kurt vonnegut, robert anton wilson, arthur c. clarke, haruki marukami, stanislaw lem, douglas adams, terrence mckenna, disinformation and apocalypse culture books. preacher, y the last man. lots of cultural history and comparative religion.

total recall, harold and maude, monty python's meaning of life, forbidden zone, north by northwest, die hard, spider baby, the godfather 1 & 2, falling down, city of god, happiness, children of men, bill and ted... kubrick, scorsese, gilliam, david lynch, wes anderson, john waters. sometimes if the mood is right arty stuff like goddard, truffaut, and burnuel. documentaries of all kinds. puppets and animation, lots of 80s bad action films, comedies and horror that i grew up on and still love. troma.

lately lots of old world psych-funk, 70s turkish music, sublime frequencies world music sound collage albums, and harry partch. some of my all-time favorites: the who, neil young, guided by voices, beach boys, kinks, miles davis, can, talking heads, siouxsie and the banshees, kraftwerk, faust, neu! hawkwind, gong, cat stevens, black flag, the damned, trans am, negativland, brian eno, melvins, pharaoh sanders, sun ra, black sabbath, amon duul 2, flaming lips, sonic youth, david bowie, lou reed, pavement, minutemen, os mutantes, fela kuti, descendents, crass, byrds, the cure, stooges, soft machine, fugazi, gary numan, bill laswell, sonic youth, psychedelic furs, bauhaus, love and rockets, john coltrane, om, frank zappa, iron maiden, superchunk, my bloody valentine, stereolab, wire, xtc, big star,

lost, battlestar galactica, mad men, deadwood, firefly, arrested development, trailer park boys, twin peaks, freaks & geeks, it's always sunny in philadelphia, x-files, neon genesis evangelion

i recently discovered a love for indian food i never realized i had

I spend a lot of time thinking about

space/time, the nature of reality, what is happening in parallel dimensions, what is happening in the heads of random strangers, what i am going to eat next,what i am going to listen to next, who gave the silly names to all of the objects and animals, why cartoon animals wear shirts but no pants

You should message me if

we have some things in common and you would like a new friend. if you want to play music or be crafty and work on art projects together. if you enjoy exploring random areas of the city you have not seen before and just wandering around.. if you prefer something chilled out like dive bars and board game nights to downtown. if you just want to be silly and enjoy life. if you are interested in actually trying to make a connection and get to know someone, whether that be friendship or something more.