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My self-summary Propose an edit

i've had a lot of funny nicknames over the years. my two greatest passions are being creative and learning things. i have a weird sense of humor.i am a bit shy and introverted in general but i start to open up pretty fast as i get to know someone. it may not show in my pictures, but i do smile sometimes... i am scared of signs for dentist offices that feature a tooth-man with human features holding dental appliances.

i don't understand where these "questions he cares about" comes from. i never said i cared about those questions...

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

i have a decent day job and try to use the rest of my time working on various projects and things. some interests: playing music, random exploration and adventures, vinyl records, making weird sounds and beating on things, collecting weird old things, painting, photography, writing, reading, collages, drawing cartoons and other stupid things, making movies, making magnets, comics, sci-fi, comparative religion, gnosticism, physics and chaos theory, history, crazy nutcase conspiracy theories, museums, archeology, lost civilizations, food, dreams, people watching, good and subversive stand-up comedy, playing games that make me feel smart one minute and incredibly stupid the next, random scribbling, sudden jerky dance moves, wandering through strange parking garages, sitting and looking at clouds and trees and contemplating the silly world

I'm really good at Propose an edit

embarrassing myself, telling stories that make people uncomfortable and not realizing how politically incorrect i am, making people laugh both intentionally and unintentionally, beating people at uno, making smoothies

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

either my pointed ear or it's "i know your doppelganger!" that seems to happen alot...

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

i've got an absurd collection of all of the above, except for maybe food...

philip k. dick, kurt vonnegut, murakami, ben bova, stephen baxter, robert anton wilson, arthur c. clarke, john lecarre, stephen king, dennis lehane, stanislaw lem, graham hancock, colin wilson, hakim bey, greg palast, jim marrs, terrence mckenna, douglas adams, grant morrison, warren ellis, alan moore, daniel clowes, preacher, y the last man, black hole, confederacy of dunces, 1984, brave new world, ancient scriptures, disinformation books, weird childrens books, books i can clip out of,

documentaries of all kinds, kubrick, scorsese, david lynch, john waters, terry gilliam, wes anderson, hitchcock, goddard, truffaut, lucio fulci, argento, coen brothers, baraka, touch of evil, harold and maude, wrath of khan, monty python's meaning of life, total recall, forbidden zone, serenity, children of men, carnival of souls, city of god, happiness, waiting for guffman, great movies especially from the 70s before things were so dumbed down and people still had attention spans, bad action movies, bad horror movies, movies with puppets, troma,

tv shows: battlestar galactica, lost, neon genesis evangelion, firefly, mr. show, arrested development, upright citizens brigade, dexter, freaks and geeks, sopranos, it's always sunny in philadelphia,

the who, neil young, the kinks, guided by voices, sonic youth, can, miles davis, beck, zombies, flaming lips, the stooges, talking heads, beatles, beach boys, minutemen, the cure, bauhaus, love and rockets, tones on tail, pink floyd, nirvana, kraftwerk, velvet underground, byrds, fela kuti, lee scratch perry, king tubby, radiohead, big star, wire, johnny cash, john coltrane, black sabbath, fugazi, melvins, iron maiden, bowie, the damned, descendents, psychedelic furs, gong, hawkwind, gary numan, throbbing gristle, love, devo, the smiths, pretty things, os mutantes, supercunk, portastatic, mission of burma, joy division, new order, frank zappa, black flag, they might be giants, soft machine, cat stevens, cheap trick, trans am, faust, neu, siouxsie and the banshees, liquid liquid, esg, roxy music, brian eno, the orb, aphex twin, silver apples, kevin ayers, gram parsons, breeders, tom waits, yes, xtc, etc. etc. etc.

food: everything but onions (in excessive amounts anyway), mayonnaise, coconut, avocados, olives

stand-up comedians: bill hicks, george carlin, david cross, doug stanhope, patton oswalt, joe rogan, brian posehn

radio shows: coast to coast am, alex jones, alan watt, jeff rense, a view from space, jack blood

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

space/time, the nature of reality, what is happening in parallel dimensions, what is happening in the heads of random strangers, what i am going to eat next,what i am going to listen to next, who gave the silly names to all of the objects and animals, why cartoon animals wear shirts but no pants

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

usually exhausted doing something chilled out like renting a movie or going to a dive bar or playing a board game with friends. sometimes a show or a party. i can be talked into most any kind of adventure...

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

i have TMJ. i've seen UFOs that defied the supposed laws of physics (and i don't think they were aliens, too close to a military base for that). i voted for ron paul in the primaries

You should message me if Propose an edit

you think i'm interesting. if you are tired of BS and drama and are not dating a bunch of different people. if you have a unique perspective of the world and want to share it and debate. you can enjoy simple things like playing records for each other and making crafty things. if you are not on anti-depressants or other brain chemistry-altering pharmaceuticals and think freely for yourself that is always a plus. i very rarely get messages so it would be appreciated.

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