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blassmisery
22 / M / straight / Single
Bradenton, Florida
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 10" (1.77m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- Long-term dating, Long-distance penpals
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Often
- Drugs
- —
- Religion
- Agnosticism and laughing about it
- Sign
- Aries but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Working on two-year college
- Job
- Other
- Income
- Less than $20,000
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Likes cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am Quirky, Laid-back, and Inquisitive.
My Self-Summary
Warning:
I am a geek, a dork, and a nerd.
Laid back, empathetic, curious, adventurous, corny, campy, goofy, aloof, and demented in every way.
I'm a little bit of everything rolled together, shaken, stirred, and aged to a comfortably perfect imperfection.
I was born in Biloxi, Mississippi, and being a military brat, ended up moving to multiple states over the course of my youth. My parents divorced some time later and I ended up living with my Dad. After the divorce I ended up living in Maryland and Tallahassee before landing in Bradenton, Florida, which is possibly the most boring crappy town to ever exist.
Laid back, empathetic, curious, adventurous, corny, campy, goofy, aloof, and demented in every way.
I'm a little bit of everything rolled together, shaken, stirred, and aged to a comfortably perfect imperfection.
I was born in Biloxi, Mississippi, and being a military brat, ended up moving to multiple states over the course of my youth. My parents divorced some time later and I ended up living with my Dad. After the divorce I ended up living in Maryland and Tallahassee before landing in Bradenton, Florida, which is possibly the most boring crappy town to ever exist.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm slowly pursuing a health care career, while enjoying hanging
out with friends. I don't really have anything more interesting
going on, but as soon as I'm chosen to be the single person to
pilot a high-tech super space fighter to save the world from the
alien menace...I'll let ya know.
I’m really good at
strategy based combat in gaming, in other words, absolutely
nothing.
oh wait, I'm extremely good at embarrassing myself, because I was apparently born with a pathological inability to be witty when attempting to approach a girl, which I suppose isn't a bad thing..... if girls find the equivalent of running headfirst into a wall repeatedly until blood spurts from my brain like a B-rate Japanese Yakuza Revenge story to be adorable.
oh wait, I'm extremely good at embarrassing myself, because I was apparently born with a pathological inability to be witty when attempting to approach a girl, which I suppose isn't a bad thing..... if girls find the equivalent of running headfirst into a wall repeatedly until blood spurts from my brain like a B-rate Japanese Yakuza Revenge story to be adorable.
The first things people usually notice about me
Depends on the mood, if I'm surrounded by mostly friends, its that
I turn absolutely everything into a joke, if I'm around mostly
strangers, they may not notice me at all.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Book - All the King's Men
Movie - The Dark Knight
Music - While I can try to track down all the bands I enjoy list every last one here, its easier really to just say I listen to all the varieties of: Metal, Techno, Electronica, Classical, Rock, Jazz and blues, Japanese video game soundtracks, and any combination thereof. I am open to listening to anything, but I prefer either clear lyrics or none at all, if the singer has gravel in his throat I'm less inclined to listen. I enjoy some christian metal/rock as well, depending on the lyrics, though I personally am not religious.
I don't really know many local or small time bands, none of my friends are into much of it, focusing on their own death metal band "Felwinter" instead.
I'll listen to any band, I may or may not like them. I will admit, I love lullabies.
Food - Sushi
Movie - The Dark Knight
Music - While I can try to track down all the bands I enjoy list every last one here, its easier really to just say I listen to all the varieties of: Metal, Techno, Electronica, Classical, Rock, Jazz and blues, Japanese video game soundtracks, and any combination thereof. I am open to listening to anything, but I prefer either clear lyrics or none at all, if the singer has gravel in his throat I'm less inclined to listen. I enjoy some christian metal/rock as well, depending on the lyrics, though I personally am not religious.
I don't really know many local or small time bands, none of my friends are into much of it, focusing on their own death metal band "Felwinter" instead.
I'll listen to any band, I may or may not like them. I will admit, I love lullabies.
Food - Sushi
The six things I could never do without
Car - I am way too impatient to walk everywhere
Phone - How did people survive before this?
Internet - Infinite knowledge at my fingertips
Electricity - Nothing works without it
Game Consoles - Armchair Warrior for Life
Love - Looking for this one.
Phone - How did people survive before this?
Internet - Infinite knowledge at my fingertips
Electricity - Nothing works without it
Game Consoles - Armchair Warrior for Life
Love - Looking for this one.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything.
Nothing.
Nothing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with friends, surfing the internet, or watching a
movie/watching a good series.
I'm open to doing basically anything though, living spur of the moment is much more fun in the long run.
I'm open to doing basically anything though, living spur of the moment is much more fun in the long run.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I'm still a virgin, I've had several opportunities, but haven't met
the right person yet and meaningless sex for the sake of sex just
isn't my gig. I don't think the first time is anything even
remotely magical, but it certainly shouldn't be mindless and purely
to satisfy an animalistic craving. (though that can be fun too)
You should message me if
You are looking to develop a serious long-term relationship with
someone. No games, no drama, none of the typical bullshit.
If you are the kind of girl that needs to "save the bad boy," move along. I'm certainly not one of those typical early 20s assholes, and whatever issues I do have I don't need "saving" from.
If you would describe yourself as "Fun-loving." I have never met anyone "Adverse to fun" and thus labeling yourself as fun-loving is so utterly redundant it makes my head hurt.
If you still feel you need to "Play the field" or "Explore your options," then you are not at an appropriate maturity level for me.
You are non-religious or able to accept reason. The concept of a christian god is the most asinine thing imaginable and history itself disproves the entire thing to anyone with 10 neurons in their head.
If you are the kind of girl that needs to "save the bad boy," move along. I'm certainly not one of those typical early 20s assholes, and whatever issues I do have I don't need "saving" from.
If you would describe yourself as "Fun-loving." I have never met anyone "Adverse to fun" and thus labeling yourself as fun-loving is so utterly redundant it makes my head hurt.
If you still feel you need to "Play the field" or "Explore your options," then you are not at an appropriate maturity level for me.
You are non-religious or able to accept reason. The concept of a christian god is the most asinine thing imaginable and history itself disproves the entire thing to anyone with 10 neurons in their head.
