I have an amazing green thumb and can grow some fine ass peppers and tomatoes. I'm also a witch doctor with over 200 different plants, herbs, and seeds in stock. If you have the funk, I have exactly what you need! Organic chemistry is a real thing, by the way. Aside from the alchemy and evil hoodoo, I can bake a damn good german chocolate cake.
until I stab you
I love old european literature. I also looove cuddling up and watching a nice comedy, thriller, or skanky horror movie.
Random interests with books include Herbalism, Paganism, animism, medicine, harvesting, plantology, criminology, alchemy, shamanism, natural healing, home and garden, horror, Aleister Crowley, Ralph Waldo Emerson, H.P. Lovecraft, Poe, Stephen King, Hunter S. Thompson, E. T. A. Hoffmann, Charlie Manson, the list is never-ending.
Seriously. If you put your cellphone on this list, you should go kill yourself.....
"Why do girls need zippers on their jeans?" Seriously. I don't need to unzip them to pull my cock out or anything...
"If there's 6 million ways to die... which one would I choose?"
The only smart people in this world are also the sickest, most vile human beings on the face of this fucking earth. I want to kill them and equally hate-fuck them.
Maybe your ego is big enough that you think we could hit it off.
I get like 100 messages a day and my box is always full even when I have a boyfriend, you people on here are psycho!