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26 Norman, OK Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 19-34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jan 25, 2014
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5' 4" (1.63m)
Body Type
Two-year college
Has kid(s) and doesn’t want more
Has dogs
English, Dutch
My self-summary
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I probably won't be on this thing much now that I have a man.

I have an amazing green thumb and can grow some fine ass peppers and tomatoes. I'm also a witch doctor with over 200 different plants, herbs, and seeds in stock. If you have the funk, I have exactly what you need! Organic chemistry is a real thing, by the way. Aside from the alchemy and evil hoodoo, I can bake a damn good german chocolate cake.
What I’m doing with my life
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I hope to continue modeling but I'm sure my beauty will dry up one of these days. I hope to find myself back in SoCal soon. Finished my associates a long time ago and been cruising since then. Maybe I'll go back but maybe I wont.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making sandwiches, cooking like a woman should, gardening, being a sex fiend, and being entirely too inappropriate in public.
The first things people usually notice about me
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my sweet face
until I stab you
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The music I'm into can vary but I love rock, indie, classical, jazz, and stuff like that. Heavy stuff and industrial is good when the mood calls for it.

I love old european literature. I also looove cuddling up and watching a nice comedy, thriller, or skanky horror movie.

Random interests with books include Herbalism, Paganism, animism, medicine, harvesting, plantology, criminology, alchemy, shamanism, natural healing, home and garden, horror, Aleister Crowley, Ralph Waldo Emerson, H.P. Lovecraft, Poe, Stephen King, Hunter S. Thompson, E. T. A. Hoffmann, Charlie Manson, the list is never-ending.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My sweet and equally sinful son, my momma, my friends, my organs....... now i'm running out of things

Seriously. If you put your cellphone on this list, you should go kill yourself.....
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"How have these stupid people managed not to kill each other yet?"

"Why do girls need zippers on their jeans?" Seriously. I don't need to unzip them to pull my cock out or anything...

"If there's 6 million ways to die... which one would I choose?"

The only smart people in this world are also the sickest, most vile human beings on the face of this fucking earth. I want to kill them and equally hate-fuck them.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Do you really want to know?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I used to model lol.... if you are lucky maybe I will share.
You should message me if
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If you have something nice or original to say.

Maybe your ego is big enough that you think we could hit it off.

I get like 100 messages a day and my box is always full even when I have a boyfriend, you people on here are psycho!