Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
For the time being, I'm a college student and amateur stand-up
I like these things (and many more):
-F. Scott Fitzgerald
-the smell of coffee
-the Cold War
I know capoeira, but I'm really, really bad at it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
If you followed me around for a week, you'd see that I attend most
of my classes, eat large amounts of toast, constantly write and
tell jokes, go for long walks to nowhere in particular, and take
overly-long and intensely hot showers.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-finding excellent restaurants, no matter where I am
-spilling water on myself
-getting out of boring conversations by pretending to have an
-swearing loudly in public
-throwing themed parties
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Catch-22, The Catcher in the Rye, Cat's Cradle
Movies: American Beauty, Black Dynamite, Silver Linings
Shows: Party Down, FLCL, Futurama
Music: Talking Heads, Metric, ELO
Food: authentic ramen, Dr Pepper, fresh cookies
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Do I have to be a Mormon to wear the magic underwear?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I really want someone to go on scenic walks and have philosophical
conversations with me.
Secretly, I wish I could find someone who can beat me at
I pretend I don't like to dance but I actually enjoy it.
You should message me if
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you appreciate funky basslines
you think "TRUE LOVE" is a crock of shit and you just want to drink
lattes and laugh at the elderly with your special someone
you want to hear a funny joke
Who are you looking for?
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