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21 Houston, TX Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–22
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 27
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
For the time being, I'm a college student and amateur stand-up comedian.

I like these things (and many more):

-whitewater kayaking
-F. Scott Fitzgerald
-clean socks
-the smell of coffee
-warm beverages
-recycling styrofoam
-hand sanitizer
-the Cold War

I know capoeira, but I'm really, really bad at it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
If you followed me around for a week, you'd see that I attend most of my classes, eat large amounts of toast, constantly write and tell jokes, go for long walks to nowhere in particular, and take overly-long and intensely hot showers.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-finding excellent restaurants, no matter where I am
-spilling water on myself
-the backstroke
-standardized tests
-unintentional racism
-getting out of boring conversations by pretending to have an aneurysm
-swearing loudly in public
-throwing themed parties
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my incredible breasts
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Catch-22, The Catcher in the Rye, Cat's Cradle

Movies: American Beauty, Black Dynamite, Silver Linings Playbook

Shows: Party Down, FLCL, Futurama

Music: Talking Heads, Metric, ELO

Food: authentic ramen, Dr Pepper, fresh cookies
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Tapioca pudding
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Do I have to be a Mormon to wear the magic underwear?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I really want someone to go on scenic walks and have philosophical conversations with me.

Secretly, I wish I could find someone who can beat me at Scrabble.

I pretend I don't like to dance but I actually enjoy it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you appreciate funky basslines

you think "TRUE LOVE" is a crock of shit and you just want to drink lattes and laugh at the elderly with your special someone

you want to hear a funny joke